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If you won, you recieved the much coveted "glowing piece of the Agro Crag."
I always wanted a piece of that damn mountain, but never made it on the show-- I was too busy in Colonial Beach with twinkies and pipedreams.
So, I realize they might be treasured by the contestant or something, but I wanna get one now. Do you think they're on ebay?
Friday night, Dan, Nicki, Creech, Sara, and I went to the Jew Frat's party-- I ran into a friend of mine from freshman year, Ricky, who is actually now the roomate of Nicki's bastard ex boyfriend. The ex is named Tim. He's a douche. That's all I have to say about him.
I beat the party record for keg-standing, at 19 seconds. Not a personal best, but enough to leave with a smile. I also drank jungle juice for the very first time; I thought well of it. Yum!
Afterwards we went to Ike's Diner for foooood. Ike's is the new on campus late-night-till-4-am dive that takes meal plans. The line was insane, so we dipped after waiting nearly half an hour. On the walk, I casually threw-up, and kept walking. The group was a little surprised at how non-chalantly someone can just vomit and walk... Ahh well, the joys of stomach muscles.
Saturday I went into the city to play with Lauren and Jess at Apex (it was lesbian night!). Dan and Creech metro-d in, and we met up with Jackie, too. Sooo much fun. I smuggled a bottle of Jim Beam into the club... in my crotch. For the record, it was a handle of Jim, too. We hid the bottle in the bathroom at one point, and then just decided to leave it in jackie's purse. We took swigs of it every now and then in between dancing with trannies.
Okay, so maybe it was just Jackie and I dancing with the trannie, but she was like 50, and resembled a female snoopy. And she kept making eyes at me, so I decided to be awful. Booty-grinding She-Male Snoopy with your curly-haired partner in crime, while chugging a bottle of Crotch Beam, is a moment that can only happen at Apex.
Creech, Dan, and I went back to Jackies and partied more. Jackie and I were troops, finished off the handle, and taunted each other over a couple a' rounds of pool. A good time.
Jackie's trip to NY was post-poned until today, so as it turns out, I'm still gonna diddy-bop up. Jess, Lauren and I are catching the mornin' bus up to NY and meeting up with Jackie then. We're gonna come back Wednesday night, and I'm gonna head on home.
I haven't been home in forever, I'm lookin' forward to it. I'm hoping I can work on Friday before going down to Blacksburg on Saturday. What on earth is in Blacksburg, a mountain town nearly 5 hours from here? Suzanne Dove, who I'm going to tickle, hug, and inebriate for her 21st.
I'll need to leave for Blacksburg at like 7am to be there by noon, and then I'm gonna have to leave Sunday morning at like 10 to be back in the city in time for work on Sunday night. I'm lookin' at only getting a couple of hours of sleep this weekend 😛
Thats okay, busy's good.
As it turns out, Nikki, Dan's good friend, turns 21 on May 20. We're talking about having a combined party... Lord knows where we'll have it. I should talk to maybe Michelle, Suzanne, and JC. See if they'd throw me a 21st birthday party. Hmmm...
Who knows, who knows. Anywho, I gotta go write a paper before I get ready for New York. Yay!
The dream starts in an apartment, and someone in that apartment is telling me how truly talented people are always crazy. He then began discussing a woman who could speak french, and then about this same woman's painting, and how it wasn't even what she was most amazing at. I can't remember (now) what she was supposedly best at. In the dream, I recognized the art work as my neighbor's, Caitlin's. We're a little older in the dream. Some things had changed.
I identify the art to the man as Caitlins, and return to working on my own painting. Caitlin is there now. It begins to rain, and the paintings begin to become wet, both caitlin's and I's. Shes there, and faces appear in the paintings that are getting rained on. Its beautiful, unintentional, and lovely.
The dream itself feels like complete reality. There is something going on across the way, in the dream, that requires caitlin and I's attention. I immediatly fear the worst, that something's happened to ashley. I think, in the dream, that she's dead. We run to where the ambulances are. Dream Caitlin is very worried, too.
We get there, things are fine, and the homes that have the emergency are rows of trailers, not unlike the trailer parks I recall from my youth. Caitlin chats up the firefighter, I chat up the other, nothings wrong. I realize I can't remember anything from Real Now to Dream Present Day (the dream, again, is in the future).
The dream goes on, I don't remember now for how long, and I'm now with Caitlin's mom. We're having an intimate time together, the three of us, I think over dinner. I confess that I may need a shrink. I also admit that I don't remember the past four months or so. Not a thing.
I ask them to tell me what happened, what had transpired in the time that I'd lost.
Her mom worries that it will upset me greatly. She, in the dream, is very close to me apparently.
I ask what happened, what I was missing.
They agree it might be time to tell me.
Caitlin hesitantly tells me that a very close friend betrays me. I am told I have nothing to worry about anymore. She tells me it happens on Feburary 22nd. I, in the dream, think thats Mark's birthday. She doesn't confirm or deny anything. She relates that I fell off crystal wagon, hard, and that I'm lucky to be alive. She also tells me that I don't have anything to worry about anymore. I ask if its what I fear, and she says yes. I think that means (in the dream) that I'm HIV +. I, in the dream, get upset, and she tells me that I am just plain lucky to be alive. It is implied that the betrayal and the HIV are related, I believe.
I realize, in the dream, that this can't be real. That I can't have lost THAT much time. I force myself to wake up, and I do.
I go to the kitchen, now in real life, and its flooding. At some point I left the kitchen sink on, or I slept walk and did it.
Weird, right?
Do I start fearing Feb 22?
No, I'm not sleeping with anyone on a regular basis: tanning has made me feel like its summer! Its amazing! I'm amazing! It really is time to herald the return of SummerDrunk!
Thursday didn't see me making it to all-you-can-drink-a-rama at JR's; instead I opted for the safety of straight men, and went to the improv to hang out with the boys. I can’t seem to escape the trap of ending up in bumfuck whenever I go out and play with them– the time it was Chris's in Alexandria. I woke up pretty much still baked. Shocking. I made it back to the District in time to party at Lee and Nill's with Ashley.
I was apparently more trashed at the party than I can recall myself (not blackout drunk, just feeling spectacular enough that I had no idea that I was tipping over my beer repeatedly for the sake of stories). I love shots, I really do, and at a point they stopped giving me real shots, switching them with water. It took me a few (3) to realize this fact, at which point I asked for another. Even I know that water is a good idea!
I was horizontal on my couch with my feet still on the floor when I awoke the next morning. There was no Ashley in sight, meaning she made it home safely. Attagir! last thing I remember from Friday night was the vane efforts at watching Alias. Sadly, we were both entirely too trashed to comprehend a whole episode. We must of start and restarted three times.
Umm, ya, it took a lot to get me to work on Saturday, seein’ as how I was still drunk when I woke up. It definatly required Lauren and I getting coffee... I love it when the coffee guy sees me at 4:30, blurry eyed and less than bushy tailed. He gives me my coffee for free! Hee! Anywho, when I got off work, I made it over to Shacha's for a lovely little party. It was already two, but that didn't stop Chris and I from goin' over there and having an absolutely fun time. Or so I think we had. Cause, uh, yeah... I got plastared at Sacha's.
I was drunk enough that I had to call around to find my keys on Sunday morning. I couldn't for the life of me figure out where I had left them. Apparently I put them in the sink, and Chris moved them for me. He knew exactly where they were...
My Drunky McSherlock powers of deduction tells me that Chris knowing where my keys are also means Chris had to put me to bed. Uh oh. This complicates things just a smidge-- on Sunday a friend of ours informed me that I may have "weirded" Chris out. Hee!
It damn well could have been anything. I am just as likely to have fallen asleep with my head in his lap as I am to have tried to make out with him. Either one of those could weird someone out, and either one is as likely as the other to have occured. He hasn't brought it up, and I'm gonna just let my own curiousity on the matter subside, and maybe just forget about it. Maybe. I am awful bruised up and my eye looks like I may very well have been punched– but that could have come from a domestic disturbance with my stairs.
I can’t wait to find out what really happened. There is nothing better than true gossip about yourself that you don't know.
So, anyway, like everyone else in America, I was doin the Super Bowl thing on Sunday. Drinks aplenty, but moderation, too. I clearly had been excessive for days and pace finally started to matter again.
I began my Super Day over at Caitlin, Ashley, and Jeremy's place, but I eventually had to make my way out to Glover Park for Bill's big shindig. Tons of people tons of fud, ya know? Bill’s all the way out in Glover Park, so it makes it a little tricky to get home, 'specially when I don't like waitin' around for the bus. I managed, with the aid of the lovely and wonderful Lil Miss Smokey.
Anywho, after my lovely ride home, I go to play more with Lauren, and she had Kelly in tow. Yay for snuggle buddies! Just snuggle buddies for a little while, though, cause this boy had to go to bed and get up eaaaarly on Monday.
This boy had the catch the Open Bar bus to Pennsylvania at 8 AM. Bailey's took the Improv skiing at White Tail providing us with the yummy open bar bus, ski rentals, lift rentals, a meal, and even booze in the lodge. Fred (Standsinsauce Movetocleveland), Bill, Chris, and I spent all day playing together. We provided the bowl hits on the side of a mountain, the good music, and the great comradery... It really was amazing, we had a wonderful time. See, ya’ll? Booze gives back!
I made it home early enough to go to Showtunes at JRs with Eric and his friends Kaari and Matt. Such a lovelier bunch of people than that one group I went with a couple of Thursdays ago. I practiced pace all day, and managed to not hurt myself or anyone else all day. Kaari and I even got a high score at one of those pushbutton-y games you place at Bars.
So, now after this remarkably long tally of events, lets discuss the damage done:
Ankle: Twisted.
Knee: Cut
Right Eye: Bruised
Right Cheek: Cut
Back: Scratched
Right Wrist: Scratched
Thighs: Sore
Damage from Skiing: 1
Damage from Drinking: 6
I'll let you guess which is from what.

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I hear stories of this guy named Derick Ireland. He passed away a few years ago, but taught on the beaches of Goa and Greece. He wasn’t so much, on the surface, into the “spiritual” side of things. He wore ankle weights, practiced in less than a speedo, and sold a valid practice off the back of his own gorgeous aesthetic. I’m told that Guruji had him bind his arms as you might see in an american flow style class. I imagine it was to accommodate his big ol’ biceps.
Funny, that. Remarkably, his legacy is such that he is remembered as a pioneer. He inspired practice in people who are now certified, and have legacies all their own. The John Scotts, The Petri’s, they all met a man who helped spark passion and practice.
Anyway. Bind your arm or leave your palm up. You do you.
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I am staying off of the beach, down in the bog. I'm accustomed to swamps, I reckon. Kermit Swag.
I love the full shot of this, and the other one is great, too...I'm super into the beach heart we made.
@jrene01 is *werking* that hat
Yesterday, there were no pictures of me from David's (my dear teacher here) intensive, but many with Charlie. Rolf doesn't care for having his picture posted.
Today, a student came to me to borrow goggles to practice in. Not so long ago, I learned how to do just that.
Feeling parampara-y (tradition).
Outdoor practice! Meridian Hill/Malcolm X park-- Come through! 5:30p!
http://www.bikramyogadc.com/schedule-fees/yoga-in-the-park/
http://twistedsifter.com/videos/planet-earth-2-lizard-snake-scene/
TIME: 5:30PM
WEDNESDAY
EVENING YOGA
Each dynamic position, each"count" in the vinyasa krama, has an infinite number of breaths that can be explored. But much like garment construction, you have to eventually piece it back together and hope it wears well. @rupaulofficial and @michellevisage would read you to filth if you came out on the runway in just a sleeve, but a well constructed frock gives you a polished look. Oh, sure, the dristhi might be off, or the hem of the skirt, but so long as you're keeping that waist cinched... Sorry. You know I get distracted by drag queens. Anyway.
Rolf told me to go practice in the afternoons on the beach. "Keep your back to the ocean, and work on your ticktacks. Many people learned that way." Playfulness is so important to me, and dynamism sparks just that.
I saw @harmony_ashtanga and @waldenjessica talking about "being curious about what is possible" -- and ohhhh man-- doesn't the potential of limitless potential just make you wide-eyed, giddy, and wonderful? Doesn't the curiosity tickle your heart strings?
Tomorrow it's back to practice with community, so maybe I'll slow down on the beach videos.
The truth is, I rarely see my postures this way. At #DCAshtanga we have a "no cameras in the Shala" rule that has exceptions for kids & animals... and occasionally as a learning tool. I stick to it pretty strongly personally, too. Heck, Rolf doesn't even want us to bring our phone to the shala (and probably doesn't like that I've been talking about him on here...). Thanks for sharing some play time on the beach with me. Maybe I'll share more?
Fun fact: I packed everything for this trip into a carry-on. 🏊👙(count the short-shorts)
Go home, Hall, you have won at todaying.
"They have an exceptionally loud song. Most cicadas are cryptic, singing at night to avoid predators. The periodic cicadas spend most of their lives as underground nymphs, emerging only after 13 or 17 years, which may reduce losses by starving their predators and eventually emerging in huge numbers which overwhelm and satiate any remaining predators.
Cicadas have been featured in literature since the time of Homer's Iliad, and as motifs in art from the Chinese Shang dynasty. They have been used in myths and folklore to represent carefree living and immortality."
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BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
BIG MIKE’S ON-the-GOA
Suspension Training Workout:
Day 2
45/30reat
3 Rounds
Pistol squat (arms forward)(L)
Pistol squat (arms forward)(R)
Chest Press
Single arm row (arms out) (L)
Single arm row (arms out)(R)
Over head lunge (L)
Overhead lunge (R)
Bicep Curl
Tricep Press
Accessory:
3 rounds, 10 Reps each
Side Plank Twists (R)
Side Plank Twists (L)
Rows (as close to parallel as possible)
Shoulder Press (From Pike)
The beach is covered in shacks now-- many advertising the rock, capitalizing on its beauty. On one hands, so nice to see the entrepreneurial spirit, on the other, a shame to lose the natural purity and rich beauty of an as-yet undiscovered gem. 💸
If not for the seekers, mystics, artists, and entrepreneurs I wouldn't be here. 🌅
Rememberance is necessary for the development of grit and resilience (and for faith!) but it can also lead to abiding suffering. 🤷♂️
Imma just be up here doing a dodgey dancer and let the rupees fall where they may. 🙂
I have a few friends from DC visiting an #ashtanga retreat center in Goa. Taking a visit to #arambol (a bit of a hike from the retreatcenter) they took a 🎥of this rad #tightrope walker -- thinking of me and my love for the weird, they posted the clip on the internet and tagged me. Guess what?? I had just done the same thing, but hadn't posted! A few minutes later, we ran smack into each other... Just next to the performer!!🎪
🔮I felt conjured by white magic. 🔮
In New Orleans, as in Arambol, there are performers everywhere. The unwritten rule of ettiquiette is that you are free to watch, but taking pictures should lead to 💰💰💰
The age of the performer and the vibe of the older gal collecting the money gave me the heeby-jeebies. She was young and the lady was very gruff... Do. Not. Like. And I love throwing money at drag queens, strippers, and circus performers-- yikes!😳
Stair was the owner of the yoga studio that housed and incubated me as I became a #mysore style #ashtanga #yoga teacher. Thank god she was kinder to me than that scary old lady. 👵🏾👵🏾👵🏾
I try not to doubt the power of the universe to give stage direction, and this was just one more chance to see it in action. There is magic everywhere (especially NoLa and Goa) I think yoga helps us listen and hear for the cues, and our seniors can either really help us with that-- to see and feel the magic... 🎩
... Or they can stiffle and silence and take advantage -- something akin to labor violations. Allowing for beauty and growth and magic doesn't mean not seeing the ugly, the oppression, and the macabre.
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stories?
The stories and events featured in this exhibition
are both important and familiar. The three episodes-
the life of Pocahontas, the Trail of Tears, and the
Battle of Little Bighorn-remain an active part of
national life and conversations. They have unique
staying power.
Each generation of Americans decides all over again
what the events mean. George Armstrong Custer
was a hero until he wasn't. Andrew Jackson and
Pocahontas are not the same people our parents
and grandparents remember. History keeps
changing because Americans keep changing it.
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@michaeljoelhall
MEMORIES
MAY 8, 2017
800m jog
20 burpees
800m run
10 power cleans
2 rounds.
@balancegym
called
early cc: @gail.hall.927
i called early
Happy fathersday
cc: @gail.hall.927
sun salutations x40
drop backs x68
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GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a
healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my
mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-
Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it's
incredibly visceral. From that point | spend 2-4 hours in my
deprivation tank, this allows me to "astro-glide" to other
dimensions - past, present, and future.
In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session
with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals
that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well
as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45
minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour,
arguably the most efficient workout.
I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the
studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak
level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5
AphC's (which is my preferred range for my blood type).
l've outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light.
It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.
Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for
20-25 minutes while | slow boil the honey tea that
maximizes vocal proficiency.
I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through
an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my
eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer
that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a
means to cure seasonal depression.
I go to bed with a humidifier on.
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FEB 11, 2019
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After all, you can not chart a mountains range in meters without knowing sea level. And the best place to find the next peak is from the top of another.
In truth, though, you may have to climb all the way down to get all the way up. Better enjoy the climb.
@MICHAELJOELHALL @BALANCEGYM
there are many moves in yoga. I do yoga. there are moves like full lodus.
Khalil Gibran
It is said that before entering the sea
a river trembles with fear.
She looks back at the path she has traveled,
from the peaks of the mountains,
the long winding road crossing forests and villages.
And in front of her,
she sees an ocean so vast,
that to enter
there seems nothing more than to disappear forever.
But there is no other way.
The river can not go back.
Nobody can go back.
To go back is impossible in existence.
The river needs to take the risk
of entering the ocean
because only then will fear disappear,
because that's where the river will know
it's not about disappearing into the ocean,
but of becoming the ocean.
MOnSiER
yessir
NO MAMD
BUSINESS
& LIFESTYLE
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SEARCH
FOR TRUTH
IMPLIES ALSO
A DUTY;
ONE MUST NOT
CONCEAL ANY
PART OF WHAT
ONE HAS
RECOGNIZED
TO BE TRUE.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
1879 - 1955
HYATT
The House's next class of lawmakers arrived
for freshman orientation-der unprecedented
conditions Thursday-most embers-elect
and their staff wore ma.
alked up to check
in at a desk set up outdoors and manned by
people also wearing masks.
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Democracy Dies in Darkness
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Republican women in the House," she said. "If
you want to ha
seat at the table, we've got
to run and we've got to in. This is just the
start of it; we can't finish here. We've got to do
it again every election cycle."
uttana padasana
in the game.
Mood Ring (By Demand) - Ape Drums Remix
Britney Spears, Ape Drums
best uttana padasana in the game.
17 Jun 2012
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If "I'm a good
person" feels like
a lie, you can try-
"I am not 'good' in
comparison to
'bad.' My
goodness does
not relate to
binary ethics. I am
like the mountain
or the mouse: it is
good I exist."
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Ay'S:
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©VINAYNARAYAN16
and missing
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Wrist update: Healed!
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Wrist update: Healed!
Charlie says "Hurro!"
A Black bear swims the Gulf
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beach in Destin, Florida
QONLYINFLORIDAA
onlyinfloridaa
"," !
Like at a mainstream festival, people are out there with like all this ego.
When you step into that yoga room, you gotta be fully present with your students.
PUD
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INSPIRED
DARING
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Not currently trying to advance my practice But instead working on what I want to maintain My whole life is vacation practice tbh
but make it
pigeons.
a butterfly garden
this is Charlie but make it pigeons.
pain vs sensation when healing
BETWEEN KNOWING
pain vs sensation when healing
(that workshop sold out)
Stoked to bring it to @birminghamyoga
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The Paradox of the Yoga Flame
In this piece, I dive into the heart of yoga's transformative journey, examining the balance between the intensity of practice and the tranquility it nurtures. I challenge you to rethink what we truly seek from our yoga journey - is it the relentless pursuit of physical intensity or the quest for inner peace and harmony? Whether you're a long-time yogi or just starting out, this article offers a fresh perspective that resonates with practitioners at all stages. Discover insights that might just change the way you view your yoga practice."
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@aylb.community & Appu
2013

The Dharma Talk I Couldn’t Give: Conscious Consumerism
Confronting the farce of conscious consumerism, this week's dharma talk became a journey into stark reality. As an Ashtanga Yoga teacher, I grappled with the hypocrisy of our consumption patterns. From the Washington Post’s strike to Kristen Krash’s radical shift in Ecuador, these contrasting scenarios reveal the deep chasm between minor lifestyle changes and true liberation from consumerism. Acknowledging Carl Jung’s wisdom, we explore the unavoidable pain inherent in our societal system. This article delves into making conscious, albeit limited, choices while fostering compassion for our constraints. It's a candid exploration of the struggle to find balance in an imperfect world
Read the essay →YESE HEELd
NOD CLASTS
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ginners, Vinyasa
hrre, Yoga Sculpt,
ainess,
g, C.
porate programs,
and more. Weekly classes in-studio, outdoors & online -
ays in a fun welcoming community!
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mind
) Flow
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eigthen your 5
and spirit
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Gflowyogacenter lookin' all cute
Your body has
as much right
to take up
space as does a
mountain.
MSl
Art Egon Schiele
@gendersauce
Abs Workout 1
YOU'LL ALTERNATE LEFT AND RIGHT.
30 Day Core Fitness Challenge > Abs Workout 1
COMPLETE
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5 ROUNDS
15/15 Mountain Climbers
15 Sit Ups
Setting Intentions
UH YOU CAN CHECK OUT SOME VARIATIONS AND EVEN
Abs Workout 4
30 Day Core Fitness Challenge > Abs Workout ..
IN PROGRESS
AMRAP 6 Minutes — Two Sets
5/5 Floor Wipers
15/15 Mountain Climbers
10 Tuck Ups
AMRAP= AS MANY ROUNDS AS POSSIBLE.
The most rounds and repetitions possible in 6 minutes.
Complete the 6 minutes of exercise, take a 3-5 minute break and repeat another 6
Fergalicious (feat. will.i.am)
Fergie
Loooove that y'all are on it!!!
Abs Workout 4
30 Day Core Fitness Challenge > Abs Workout ..
IN PROGRESS
AMRAP 6 Minutes — Two Sets
5/5 Floor Wipers
15/15 Mountain Climbers
10 Tuck Ups
AMRAP= AS MANY ROUNDS AS POSSIBLE.
Fergalicious (feat. will.i.am) Fergie
Loooove that y'all are on it!!!
repeat) hits different
when biking through
Nashville at sunset.
Beyoncé becomes
first Black woman
to top Billboard country
music chart
(Washington Post illustration
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INTRODUCTION
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questionable tbh
pauldallaghan
I admire the clarity here. If you wonder what this yoga is, and why its so important, give this 90 sec
what is spiritual is that which is within
pauldallaghan
I admire the clarity here. If you wonder what this yoga is, and why its so important, give this 90 sec
Words Aleah Black
y
And
what
self
would
you truly
live for?
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How Breath Training Can Transform Your Sports Performance: Evidence and Techniques
Have you ever felt like your breath was holding you back on the field, court, or track? Just like a mischievous puppy chasing its tail, most athletes are blissfully unaware of how their breath can propel—or, heaven forbid, impede—their performance. Breath training, often overshadowed by the…
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Navigating Overtraining in Ashtanga Yoga: Signs, Solutions, and Self-Care
We’ve all been there, haven’t we? You dive headfirst into the wonderland of Ashtanga Yoga, blissfully aware of the transformative power of each pose—until one day, the thought of stepping onto your mat feels more like a chore than a joy. Overtraining can sneak up…
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Getting Great: Adaptive Resistance and Isokinetic Training: Optimizing Muscle Growth and Fat Loss
Ever wonder how that gym buddy of yours keeps sculpting their physique while juggling a dozen other life commitments? For this Ashtanga yoga practitioner, the secret sauce often lies in mixing the right ingredients of training modalities and intensities. I‘ve been particularly partial to adaptive…
Read the essay →UM THESE TEACHINGS
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Yoga Class: A Tale of Mats, Mindfulness, and a Community Built by Accident (and on Purpose)
People are wild. They never cease to crack me up (and often find a way to drive me crazy). “Everything I Know About Animal Behavior, I Learned in Lohman’s Department Store,” written by one of America’s great humorists, Irma Bombeck, is a collection of essays…
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In Memory of Paramaguru Sharath Jois
It is with great sadness that I share the news of Sharath Jois’s passing. At 53, Sharath's passing is quite sudden. He is considered by many to be responsible for upholding the Mysore style of ashtanga yoga's lineage. As such, for many in the Ashtanga community, Sharath’s teachings and presence became central to their (our) practice, and his loss will be deeply felt
Read the essay →AND, FRANKLY, WHEN
A COMMUNITY HELPS
[In downward dog] F*ck you.
@evanrosskatz
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I’ve often spoken about systems and how they behave, and what I see happening with Ashtanga, particularly on platforms like Instagram, is a classic example of a distortion of purpose within a system.
We have a practice, Ashtanga, that by its very nature demands discipline, patience, and internal focus – tools for transformation and self-realization. It’s designed to help us understand ourselves and regulate our nervous systems, to feel better from the inside out.
Yet, what we often see is a system, driven by commercial imperatives, that reduces it to a “visual commodity.” Suddenly, it’s about aesthetics, hyperflexible bodies, and “bite-sized” content.
This isn’t the whole picture, is it? It’s a feedback loop where what’s easily digestible and visually appealing gets amplified, even if it sacrifices the true essence.
Even I, in my own work, might find myself in a situation where I’m participating in the very system I critique, currently running an ad and using my six-pack (fleeting though she may be) as a vehicle for presenting information to get people into yoga and meditation.
That’s the challenge of working within complex systems – there’s often a degree of complicity just by being a part of them. But the critical point is to always remember the true goal of the system.
Ashtanga, despite these external pressures and misrepresentations, persists. Why? Because, as with any truly effective system, it works. It provides real self-love and deep understanding for those willing to commit and dig deeper. It’s a powerful reminder that while external pressures can distort and simplify, the underlying purpose and effectiveness of a well-designed system can still endure for those who seek its authentic benefits.
Come practice.
know, POSES
EMBRACE ITS
PATIENCE, AND AN
Real talk about Ashtanga Yoga with @MichaelJoelHall Amazing teacher and a true forever student of the practice
MICHAEL JOEL HALL
Ashtanga Yoga Teacher, Shala Director, and Founder
AND YET, I JUST RAN
Real talk about Ashtanga Yoga with @MichaelJoelHall amazing teacher and a true forever student of the practice
This implies that the asana and sequence are what make it authentic— get a grip. Authenticity in Ashtanga Yoga isn’t owned by a family’s sequence.
This is an indigenous insight practice.
It’s a living system.
Held up by people all over the world.
Taught in basements, bedrooms, clubs, and community halls.
Passed down not just by bloodline, but by commitment.
Yes—social media can flatten it, can turn philosophy into posture.
But it can also connect, educate, expand access.
It’s not the platform.
It’s how we use it.
I don’t have to code switch to belong here.
Queer, white, scrappy, tall, vain, neurospicy—I practice.
That’s the thread.
Study. Integrity. Self-reflection. Daily tools.
They make us easier to be around.
That’s the real flex.
And that’s what keeps Ashtanga alive.
#ashtangayoga #authenticyoga #mysorestyle #livingtradition #yogaphilosophy #yogaispractice #systemsnotstyles
IT'S, WHEN I USE
WHO LOOKS LIKE ME
The internet is creating celebrities instead of role models— and it sounds more Bravo Housewife than it does richard alpert at harvard.
Being visible doesn’t mean being knowledgable.
Having followers doesn’t mean having integrity.
And floating in handstand doesn’t make you a leader.
Influence isn’t wisdom.
Popularity isn’t pedagogy.
Pretty doesn’t equal prepared.
Teaching Ashtanga—really teaching it—takes time, mentorship, oversight, and a commitment to serve.
Not just perform.
And definitely not to posture. How much “peer support” is really a marketing/influence tactic?
We’ve already seen what happens when charisma outpaces ethics. Look around. They physical embodiments of this read are taking money out if the hands of local economies and putting it in their own. Its Ashtanga Amyway, and if youre buying, your supplying. Ask any one of my chilean or argentinian ashtanga friends. Theyll tell you how global white teachers fuck their marketplace.
Lets hear it for one more sexual impropriety!
Ashtanga Yoga is a wisdom tradition.
A system of tools to help you show up better, live better, lead better.
We don’t need more influencers.
We need better leaders.
Support your local Ashtanga shala.
#ashtangayoga #yogaintegrity #ethicsinleadership #notjustasana #ashtangawisdom #yogaisasystem #truthmatters
But the system that tried to contain it? That one cracked.
When leadership is centralized, the whole thing topples with a single loss.
When authority is gatekept, the system can’t adapt.
But Mysore-style was always meant to be self-practice.
Passed hand to hand.
From one dedicated practitioner to another.
You breathe, you move, you grow.
Someone notices. They ask.
Suddenly, you’re teaching.
No fanfare. No certification ceremony.
Just the work.
Decentralization isn’t the death of tradition.
It’s how it survives.
#decentralizedashtanga #ashtangayoga #mysorestyle #globalsangha #selfpractice #notfragile #theyogaclub
MEANINGFUL ON
24 years on
night
favorites
Turning the practice into some sort of like rigid stick that has a sharp edge rather than a dynamic process of growth. Alignment should serve internal balance, not just external aesthetic. Forcing form can cause harm. Alignment should support the body, not push it into shapes. It isn't ready for.
Ashtanga Yoga Teacher, Shala Director, and Founder
CHASING PERFECT
FRUSTRATION, AND,
EXTERNAL AESTHETIC.
Didn't expect something that profound to come out of that microwave 😢
U.S. adults say they
read for fun, study finds
sToek
@washingtonpost
💙Running💙
Its not a joke.
I’m watching people get pulled from scooters and beaten them outside of my window on a daily basis
100g
4
BSTT
WHEN YOU HAVE LESS CARBON DIOXIDE
GETTING RID OF THE CARBON DIOXIDE
morning!
You need
U
to calm
the fuck
down.
@gayunclemario2
Photo by: Jason Andrew
for @dagens_nyheter — Sweden’s largest newspaper
Narrated by me, translated by openAi.
drunk says Hall.
For downtown Washington to the suburbs.
That's why this action is so important.
Long time Ashtanga Yoga Teachers who no longer teach, why not? Please share in the comments.
over this period of time.
depth date but don't anymore and I'm curious as to why they don't teach
decade like consecutively and with the same population.
Resharing because I havent had many teachers respond
over this period of time.
Resharing because I havent had many teachers respond
depth date but don't anymore and I'm curious as to why they don't teach
but I'll try to make this one succinct
But I look back on it with such fondness and as a complete chapter
So also just because social media isn't real
over this period of time.
this is what maggie was responding to.
depth date but don't anymore and I'm curious as to why they don't teach this is what maggie was responding to.
eoens
A high school started
offering hikes instead
of detention. Teachers
are seeing results.
(Leslie Trundy)
@washingtonpost
Body Awareness and Alignment in Yoga Teaching
The Art of Saying It So They Actually Feel ItIf you've ever stood in front of a room full of yogis and said something like “engage your core,” only to be met with blank stares or wildly different interpretations (someone holds their breath, another tenses…
Read the essay →"GET A GUN LEGALLY" DON LEMON ENCOURAGES MINORITIES TO RESIST ICE
Trying to contact the universe's customer support to ask what the fuck is going on

The 40Hz Protocol: Ashtanga Yoga as a Multimodal Gamma Entrainment System
Neuroscientists are designing elaborate protocols to induce gamma oscillations in the human brain — flickering lights, transcranial currents, near-infrared light helmets. A 2024 review in Frontiers in Neuroscience catalogues four distinct stimulation methods to achieve what the brain needs to perceive clearly, move well, and regulate emotion. Reading it, I kept having the same thought: Ashtanga yoga already does all of this. Not metaphorically. Simultaneously, and without a single device
Read the essay →Combatting Overstimulation
Overstimulation often comes with lots of feelings and emotions. Irrational irritability. A short fuse. Half-cocked in the f-you position. Or maybe the deep desire to just be left the hell alone. You know it's happening when you're trying to meditate, and every noise is a…
Read the essay →Get MichaelFilter
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