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2011
Zombie Jobs & Supes
Zombie Jobs & Superboy
Zombie Jobs & Superboy
Zombie Jobs & Superboy
Zombie Jobs & Superboy
Zombie Jobs & Superboy
I've always wanted a zombie boyfriend-- the kinda guy that wants me for my brains, but treats me like a piece of meat.
I love that bears love yoga.
http://blog.pictopia.com/blog/2011/04/19/national-geographic-afternoon-yoga-with-mimmi-the-brown-bear/
http://blog.pictopia.com/blog/2011/04/19/national-geographic-afternoon-yoga-with-mimmi-the-brown-bear/
What should you drink? Take your cues from the tunes. That's the premise behind Drinkify, a scrappy little webapp that recommends drinks based on what you're listening to. Their motto? "Never listen to music alone again."
http://drinkify.org/
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
This truly made me laugh out loud.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e82c207451/sabrina-salem-together-again
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e82c207451/sabrina-salem-together-again
This truly made me laugh out loud.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e82c207451/sabrina-salem-together-again
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e82c207451/sabrina-salem-together-again
The Muppets are so specifically DC. Sam & Friends started here. I love being Muppetational.
How can you make Cheetos natural.
2012
Two things: 1.) I do not smell like America. 2.) This farmers tan is outta hand. ... I will be fixing both promptly.
Note to self: when coconuts and clarified butter (ghee) are their own food groups, you needn't worry 'bout body image. Things are gonna be allllll riiiiiight 😉
I'm a paleogi.
The Amaya Penguin. it'san animated gif-- go click.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmza8hdkb1rpvc0vo1_250.gif
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmza8hdkb1rpvc0vo1_250.gif
My ass breaking the plastic chair in the apartment is a serviceable wake up call: I'm calling a moritorium on Peanut Butter until next Friday. 😉
"When I'm done with practice and triple-skype my boyfriend"
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18934052081/when-im-drunk-and-triple-text-my-crush
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18934052081/when-im-drunk-and-triple-text-my-crush
"When I tell my friends I practice at 4:30am"
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18854782525/when-someone-tells-me-they-work-out-before-7am
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18854782525/when-someone-tells-me-they-work-out-before-7am
What I feel like in a dancey yoga class.
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18764846336/when-im-trying-to-follow-along-at-yoga
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18764846336/when-im-trying-to-follow-along-at-yoga
Why I rub people wrong at 7am.
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18614660291/when-i-see-those-people-who-genuinely-love
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18614660291/when-i-see-those-people-who-genuinely-love
"When I hear that Linds and I are going to hit a house party"
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18594664580/waking-up-to-the-hot-guy-girl-from-the-bar-last-night
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18594664580/waking-up-to-the-hot-guy-girl-from-the-bar-last-night
How I feel when people tell me coffee is not good for me.
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18910912657/when-im-watching-titanic-and-rose-tells-jack-that-she
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18910912657/when-im-watching-titanic-and-rose-tells-jack-that-she
Sometime I say shit and remember how f*ckin' weird I am 🙂
You wanna know how to make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
Sometimes I want to live in a cave and not have to be a member of society. #yoga #wouldmakeashittysadhu
This is the status update where I tell you I'm getting a haircut. Only 30% less India.
Funnies from my Twitter #1 (@MichaelJoelHall):
Snuggling vs Work (scale of value)
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
Snuggling vs Work (scale of value)
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
RT @matijarijavec: its not a bug!
RT @clarepolitan: And the understatement of the year award goes to...
Best (only!) comment in the box!
RT @washingtonpost: The 'Magic Mike' conundrum: If it's OK for women to ogle, do men get a pass? @SheThePeople
Bye, bye stitches. Ha! By Doctors orders: no laughing. Sorry, Doc...
RT @McGrillZ: The hippie things we do to support @michaeljoelhall
Event Monks love Macs.
2013
My brain this weekend: dadsupermansupermandadsupermanyogasupermandad
2 macaroons + 2 squares of chocolate != lunch ... because math.
these halloween cookies in my house. effing cookie kryptonite. powerless.
Overheard in Mysore: "Funny that the gays can't keep their legs behind their heads, no?"
How to get the Boss to learn my name? #sorrynotsorry #wannabe
2014
ScooTip: Don't get nervous when this guy's in your side-view. Won't help.
How can you tell the bathing suit you're looking at on amazon is REALLY gay?
my entry from the "lasik opinion book"
That moment you realize you've jocked Richard Freeman's hair game.
Retweeted Sri Dharma Mittra (@DharmaYogaNYC):
I believe in the Laws of Karma, but I still lock up my bike when I leave it down on the street. ~ Yogi Sri #DharmaMittra #lifeasayogi
I believe in the Laws of Karma, but I still lock up my bike when I leave it down on the street. ~ Yogi Sri #DharmaMittra #lifeasayogi
Retweeted Frank Ashkinazi (@FAshkinazi):
@MichaelJoelHall Related to your Pattabhi Hulk, it seems there's a vishnuit monkey in the last planet of apes 🙂
@MichaelJoelHall Related to your Pattabhi Hulk, it seems there's a vishnuit monkey in the last planet of apes 🙂
I love it when dogs favor their owners! #thedogshow
Why doesn't Elton John practice Ashtanga?
Aww, you'll dig this one for the bendy @DCHomos
My Facebook images have so many instances of me looking serene and properly seated for meditation. FACT: I am asleep in most of them.
Retweeted Michael Roike (@BarManMichael):
This is what happens when you leave @michaeljoelhall alone and he gets bored. #nerd #charliegramâ¦
This is what happens when you leave @michaeljoelhall alone and he gets bored. #nerd #charliegramâ¦
Major Boredom, General Cuteness. *salutes*
mentalfloss.comHilarious Questions Posed to the NYPL Pre-InternetPeople Google a lot of strange things. But while the anonymity of the internet certainly helps them feel comfortable indulging certain inquiries, our curiosity as humans didn't start with the invention of the search engine.Retweeted Mental Floss (@mental_floss):
16 Hilarious Questions Posed to the New York Public Library Pre-Google â
16 Hilarious Questions Posed to the New York Public Library Pre-Google â
2015
#charliegram is king of snuggles and snores.
Retweeted Matea (@mateeea):
"@leggzmackenzie: @RuPaul your bestie looking glam waking up. How many times you seen that look? Lol. glasses
"@leggzmackenzie: @RuPaul your bestie looking glam waking up. How many times you seen that look? Lol. glasses
gizmodo.comThis Site Will Send a Glitter Bomb To Your Enemies Anywhere on EarthThe only thing worse than all the junk mail stuffed in your mailbox is finding a card that's actually addressed to you, but is covered in mounds ofRetweeted TheShelbyNation (@Shelbsthomcat):
@MichaelJoelHall They suggest this glitter mail is for your enemies? What about your gays? #glitterhate
@MichaelJoelHall They suggest this glitter mail is for your enemies? What about your gays? #glitterhate
Not even trying to make afternoon practice possible for me. Move, Chuckles!
Retweeted The Illuminati (@TheEyeOfControl):
You are a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made from stardust riding a rock flying through space. What do you have to be scared of?
You are a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made from stardust riding a rock flying through space. What do you have to be scared of?
Retweeted Terms of Gemini (@GeminiTerms):
##GeminiPeople - A #Gemini man loves a good argument and will usually get carried away.
##GeminiPeople - A #Gemini man loves a good argument and will usually get carried away.
Binge eating cereal. Silencing alarms. C'mon friday, lets try this again.
The national guard is better for you, Jack!
Retweeted Terms of Gemini (@GeminiTerms):
For #Gemini - God = Everything, Mom + Dad = Heroes, Best Friends = Happiness, You = Love.
For #Gemini - God = Everything, Mom + Dad = Heroes, Best Friends = Happiness, You = Love.
Serving Dennis the Menace cow lick realness.
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
Oh I like this shark shirt
Oh I like this shark shirt
usatoday.comTom Brady: Remover of obstacles, winner of Super BowlsThe Patriots quarterback now rivals Joe Montana as the greatest passer of all-time.Retweeted eddie stern (@eddiestern):
Tom Brady, winner of super bowls, keeps Ganesh in his locker.
Tom Brady, winner of super bowls, keeps Ganesh in his locker.
Got a thumbs up ó¾®from a cabbie for my parallel parking skills. Yaaaaas.
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
Awwww ð¬ó¾
Awwww ð¬ó¾
Jesse McCartney and @BarManMichael have the same haircut. #OnFleek #Grammys2015
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
This Heartfelt Video Of Gay Seniors Giving Advice Will Make Your Monday
This Heartfelt Video Of Gay Seniors Giving Advice Will Make Your Monday
Retweeted ryan (@ryanlvnv):
â@oldpicsarchive: Men in a tattoo parlor, 1920s. @frankdecaroshow
â@oldpicsarchive: Men in a tattoo parlor, 1920s. @frankdecaroshow
Retweeted Dancing Shark (@lighterfandango):
Well this sends the wrong message....
Well this sends the wrong message....
Drive safely (or walk steadily?). Either way, we're open 🙂
My poor mouse car has HAD IT with the cold. Us too, Mousika.
Batgirl, Superman, Thor, Flash, Aquaman, and many more. Also, one student dressed as @Jen_Rene ~~ I love, I love, I love.
What do you call cheese made for flights?
Hoped to get a start time at the shala that would let me watch @RuPaulsDragRace live. 9pm EST Monday = 7:30am India. No kiki for me. Got 7.
Good mooooooooooorning, Goookukum! (to the tune of that song from "Hairspray")
So excited for rupaulsdragrace #ashtangay #kriya
Oh my gosh, the fighting next door! It's like Real Housewives of Gokulum over there. (I think? I've not seen the program)
I don't think they mean cats.
washingtoncitypaper.comBrohibition: With McFadden’s and Rhino Bar Gone, Where Will College Kids Go?On a recent Saturday night at Georgetown’s Rhino Bar & Pumphouse, the crowd is drunk, loud, and overwhelmingly young. From my position at the far left corner of the upstairs dance floor, the scene resembles an abstract painting. Pastel polos and oxfords are the uniform of choice for the men of Rhino, and they swirl […]Retweeted Adam Smith (@asmith83):
Boooo stay away from U Street, youths!
Boooo stay away from U Street, youths!
Retweeted Emma O'Neill (@EmmaONeillYoga):
My adventures today w @michaeljoelhall at Easy Day! India's answer to Walmart. Bought a basketball toâ¦
My adventures today w @michaeljoelhall at Easy Day! India's answer to Walmart. Bought a basketball toâ¦
chocolate + goldfish = dinner of champions
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
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What would we name him?
Crimes of fashion- love bessnyc4's collage-- this ones sfw, others are not.
Took a nap & dreamed I bought a sailboat with a little engine.
Retweeted Diego (@a_dvn):
Debating if I should make brownies. cause it's either gonna make me super happy or really depressed
Debating if I should make brownies. cause it's either gonna make me super happy or really depressed
Retweeted Great Lakes Gay (@GreatLakesGay):
I'm just gonna go do fuckboi things with my fuckboi friends.
I'm just gonna go do fuckboi things with my fuckboi friends.
The waters out in my flat. My apologies to those near me In the shala today 😡
Dropped all my coffee on the floor. Apparently holding things at 4am is hard.
They'd all benefit from ashtanga yoga ;). Except gumby. Bendy asshole. gtfo.
Retweeted Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica):
Hey, @MurielBowser! BEST NAME EVER! #MP10 needs players like you! Play as me and help defeat Team Mario! #BowserParty
Hey, @MurielBowser! BEST NAME EVER! #MP10 needs players like you! Play as me and help defeat Team Mario! #BowserParty
Not the only one mugging.
Remind you of anyone @mroike
Loving the whole outfit, @nickjonas -- especially that shirt. Alnost typed "top" but saw the entendres get away @outmagazine @DCHomos
sciencealert.comTwo-Dad Babies Could Soon Be a RealityFor the first time, scientists have shown that it’s possible for two people of the same sex to create a baby, without the need for outside egg or sperm donation.we gotta get in on this @barmanmichael
"Go up like that, and you'll have to do 3rd series"
Welp, he is certainly related.
current mood
I have to get on that smiling wagon.
Getting my Mac charger repaired charlie chewed it, finally she died.
I love my monkey friends. I'll be home soon-- with bananas.
I love this; so my speed. You can take the boy outta the comedy club, but you can't take the comedy outta the boy.
The funniest thing I've read in a good while. Looking forward to teaching here soon!
A shoe tree! Happy Easter!
Retweeted Fire Breathing Bromo (@CrossFitBromo):
I'm just gonna leave this here...
I'm just gonna leave this here...
Retweeted Fire Breathing Bromo (@CrossFitBromo):
â@kashiyuka9: Health & Wellbeing
Guys. This was photoshopped.
â@kashiyuka9: Health & Wellbeing
Guys. This was photoshopped.
Retweeted Michael Roike (@BarManMichael):
#omg Peanut butter torte at All Set in Silver Spring. #allset #silverspring
#omg Peanut butter torte at All Set in Silver Spring. #allset #silverspring
Maybe I'll get a side-gig. Bar tending, of course.
http://www.washingtonblade.com/2015/04/16/jim-grahams-next-act-a-strip-club/
http://www.washingtonblade.com/2015/04/16/jim-grahams-next-act-a-strip-club/
Guess I dodged a bullet. Wouldn't start when I came to look at it.
buzzfeed.comWhich Gay Porn Star Should Be Your Boyfriend?When you log off, who’s gonna get you off IRL?Got Levi Michael's-- who did you get?
Dad! Don't you want a nappy?
Retweeted ãã©ã³ã»ã¹ã³ Francesco (@SexbombShiru):
Goodmorning!! happy april 25th!!
Goodmorning!! happy april 25th!!
Opened yet another box from the move- this one labeled "JUNGLE". Expected my masks. Found: stuffed animals. #30s
Saving slices of bread to use as pillows. Held without charges.
Shut the fuck up.
3.
Just hanging out with my squirrelfriends.
This commute is for the birds. #krounchasana #MortalsWelcome
Yeah! Remember May 22!
Someone's ready. #charliegram
Cool as a cucumber.
Retweeted Michael Roike (@BarManMichael):
#tbt My man @michaeljoelhall as an aspiring child actor. So cute!
#tbt My man @michaeljoelhall as an aspiring child actor. So cute!
Hey elephriend! So shady! @kingsdominionva
Retweeted RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace):
"Was your barbecue canceled? 'Cause your grill is f*cked up!" - @jujuboston Happy #MemorialDay, squirrel friends!
"Was your barbecue canceled? 'Cause your grill is f*cked up!" - @jujuboston Happy #MemorialDay, squirrel friends!
This line at the DMV has me missing camping tremendously.
My meditation life in a nutshell.
Retweeted Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry):
If someone puts their hand up on your hip what is the appropriate response? #AskRachel
1. I dip.
2. You dip.
3. We dip.
4. All of the above
If someone puts their hand up on your hip what is the appropriate response? #AskRachel
1. I dip.
2. You dip.
3. We dip.
4. All of the above
Words are useless; especially sentences.
What do you do at the gym?
I'm pretty sure Charlie loves me so much because I often smell of peanut butter.
Ruff life.
Pretty much.
Charliena Grande.
A PSA for dudes.
Love @[589446207:2048:Seaton]'s humor!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2015/07/16/how-seaton-smith-prepared-to-tape-his-first-comedy-album-at-the-dc-improv/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2015/07/16/how-seaton-smith-prepared-to-tape-his-first-comedy-album-at-the-dc-improv/
Charlie got in trouble at the beach.
At the DC goodwill. Oh man.
buzzfeed.com18 Photos The World Needs To See To Understand How Beautiful India Really IsFor every villain, we’ve got hundreds of heroes.Retweeted TheShelbyNation (@Shelbsthomcat):
@MichaelJoelHall
@MichaelJoelHall
lazy
My name ain't Keith, but I see the way you sweat me.
This is just the best video ever. Seriously.
My life right now.
Oh. Right. Deadlifts make my ass feel like this.
Retweeted Duncan Roth (@UncleDuncle):
"It's tough being this tall, pretty and smart" -@MichaelJoelHall
Tell me about it
"It's tough being this tall, pretty and smart" -@MichaelJoelHall
Tell me about it
Second day product. I need a cut.
Urban hammock. Logan circle. #bighairdontcare
One of us didn't try hard enough.
Considering a new helmet.
Fell out of triangle today. #GiulinosSayIdo
Fell out of triangle today. #GiulinosSayIdo
New phone background. Tiger lilies are a favorite. Stinker photobombed.
Look at those ducks in a row.
no.
Don't call it a comeback.
Seriously.
fuck. Fuck. fuck.
FINE.
FINE.
I miss my long hair sometimes.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/man-buns-are-over-its-now-time-for-man-braids
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/man-buns-are-over-its-now-time-for-man-braids
My life in a nutshell.
Afternoons be like
I know it's Putin, but I see @theonlydetox
I really just don't know what to wear.
Life lessons from 60's game shows.
Mostly I think I'm just meant to host a game show.
The second best table. #11isjust2number1s #thomasmckanmashup
My autobiography's title is already taken. Fuck.
Sriracha, to go.
<3
Team Fatty ftw!
Team Fatty ftw!
Muppet Joel Hall has big Saturday plans.
Simply the best camera booth collection ever.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
That time Charlie met a hedgehog.
Then like stop. DAD!
There is a line to get into the new "dive" themed gay bar downstairs. wtf. And I can hear them in my apartment. Ugh.
Just ate a Kit Kat "Chunky" -- made with Peanut Butter. The Middle East is alright 😉
Christmas carols are happening. Indian woman singing "Rudolph the red nose reindeer"
When facebook's ad game is just TOO strong
A visual representation of my healthy eating ways.
I agree, homie.
I put on everyone's accessories for this group shot.
That sign gets it.
I have literally no idea what he's selling, but omg his walk struggle.
Post festival feet.
2016
Me right now.
A quick pic from the #anjunafleamarket -- do you see what I see?
Maybe I am the Blanche.
This is the best thing I've seen in 2016. #goals
Went to this Iyengar class and got strapped to a bench. Kinda like going to the Mid Atlantic Leather conference 😉 have fun, boys!
I need to dress my Goan best.
He didn't even take me to dinner first.
npr.orgEl Paso prosecutor resigns after facing accusations of incompetenceEl Paso County District Attorney Yvonne Rosales agreed to resign. She faced accusations of incompetence involving hundreds of cases and of slowing down the case against the suspected Walmart shooter.I mean, it's cool. Beach cows, man 😉
nang nang nang.
We should have never gone to the gelato place.
I'm not going to tag each of you, but you know who y'all are. I'll see ya in the comments.
4am wake up got me like
You can lead a camel to water...
Low key egot soon.
Teeny tiny toilet frog. He doesn't mind covering for you if you let one ribbit.
Shania got me like "that don't impress me much"
Franswa got *dressed* for our adventure.
I love a good paddle.
In fact, I got that hot sauce in my purse swag. In. My. Purse. Swag. Fuck you too bitches, call the cops. #masc #wegointoredlobster
Not the kind of wild turkey I'm familiar with.
Is this your Indian name, @bibliophile1800 ? ð
I'll just let the video speak for itself.
It is almost 9 and I still haven't had coffee. This is the most freakish jetlag I've ever had.
When my Dad said that all he wants is for me to go farther than he did, it was seemingly my nose/ear hair that listened. #pluck
What if Ace of Base didn't see the sign?
Real life.
Spotify Discovery gets me.
What do you notice about these ears? 😉
I never get permission for a selfie. 😉
Yet another get-to-Bikram by 4 on a Friday fail.
This is not an endorsement, just a giggle.
Charlie has been using an avocado seed as a toy for two days.
Want.
I get all my life to this guy on insta. Cat Shanti, I love you.
Easter swag.
This is after.
The further adventures of Charlie & Hampi.
Feeling like Supes. Does he work on armpit bandhas? 😉
Today, I wore a 3/4 sleeve crop top to practice. I cropped it myself. It was perfect. #dresslikeatwinkactlikeaboss
When K-money showed me this, all I could think was "oh shit"
Ok. Leaving the house after 10:30. In America. Get into it.
Single life = less clothes in pictures
My eyes, my birthstone, my haters.
"Did you just move here from Brooklyn?"
"Nope, I've been here for 15 years."
"Oh, I would have never guessed. I've been here for 28."
This queen's shade. He tried it. Not today, low rent Divine. Not today.
"Nope, I've been here for 15 years."
"Oh, I would have never guessed. I've been here for 28."
This queen's shade. He tried it. Not today, low rent Divine. Not today.
My teeth are like my neighborhood: slowly getting whiter, only crooked if you look hard enough, but in very good health nonetheless.
Charlie be like.
I just don't see me leaving the couch for a while.
For the record, I'm a pirate.
Hair matches shirt. Almost 33, still hot this on lock.
I really relate to Britney.
I am so many of these douches. And yet-- none
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/field-guide-to-dc-douchebags/
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/field-guide-to-dc-douchebags/
"Everything Hurts & I'm Dying"
Why oh why oh why did I drink coffee at 4?!
James Brown and I have a very similar to-do list.
Me to my buddies this AM
"Sleeves? You shirts don't even have sides." -- correct. Just the way I like it.
Please don't get too old to wear crop tops. The world is better for 'em.
A day in the life of @jrene01
My house is basically a sleeve hospice. They just don't last very long once they come in.
omg I missed drag kickball
Charlie looks unsure of my decision making.
I just woke up from a "nap" -- let's call it a disco nap & see what happens!
Years of daily mindfulness practice and I still can't remember dry underwear.
I thought I was constitutionaly entitled to tank tops and lousy spelling.
That year I went as a house fire to Wow Wear right after my house fire.
I mean, I didn't love those glasses anyway.
If you can read this, you're probably in down dog 😉
that time I learned about pirating from Cap'n Morgan.
Wrong. Tiaras, laurels, and crowns are all acceptable at brunch. And CVS. And in the shala after practice. During pranayama. While baking cookies... I mean, um, making smoothies.
http://wpo.st/g2Xj1
http://wpo.st/g2Xj1
Charlie is working on his down dog â â but he's gotta work on that dristi!
I found my spirit animal --- #31 ftw
Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?
http://www.boredpanda.com/capybara-unusual-animal-friendship/
Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?
http://www.boredpanda.com/capybara-unusual-animal-friendship/
Now I know why pirates only have one earring.
Like Lauren said: "It's nice to see a game getting people up & out & exploring."
How am I supposed to practice when there are Pokemon up in hurr?
If you need me, I'll be bleaching my hair & listening to Britney Spears on repeat. is this 2001 or 2016? IDK & IDC -- IDGAF
Blonde ambition.
oh my word. I don't own that shirt anymore.
basically life in my house.
How I feel on my day off-- yoga? run? Lift? Kayak?
No. Trash panda.
No. Trash panda.
My encore is immaculate. Take your seat now.
First: his name is Steele Johnson-- innuendo city! We could stop right there, but Davud Boudua takes the cake cake cake.
Does this come in bigot?
Kapotasana is not a Pokemon.
The NFL is a terrible thing. Now get off my timeline.
My Mom came with jokes this morning on her 69th birthday. Omg. Lol.
Saw a paunchy white guy get escorted out of Town by the police last night. His entitled act fucking slaaayed me. Best show in town.
This is just the best thing today.
Stair is...
in chair.
on a chair.
holding a chair
while holding chair.
It looks like stairs.
Be like Stair.
Stair is...
in chair.
on a chair.
holding a chair
while holding chair.
It looks like stairs.
Be like Stair.
Sitting in my car singing Garth Brooks for 20 minutes cause I just love singing.
So I read all the fact checking pieces-- no quotes from God on whether Trump's assertion that Hillary was the literal Devil or nah. Guess I'll have to go to work not knowing... Get your shit together NPR.
My dog's moody sometimes.
Our third party Candidate, everybody!
The latest in yoga fashion.
Retweeted NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde):
Trump: we gotta get rid of the bad hombres in this country
Me: ugh yes gross disgusting get out
Trump: we gotta get rid of the bad hombres in this country
Me: ugh yes gross disgusting get out
"it's kind of fun to do the impossible"
This fortune cookie gets it.
This fortune cookie gets it.
At the airport: flight 69 is headed to San Fransisco, because of course.
I about died laughing-- so, so funny.
Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - SNL
http://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk
Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - SNL
http://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk
I want 75% of these looks in my rotation.
Is this like King Tutt's tomb, and now a curse will befall all who dared tresspass?
C'mon thru, Santa! But you can keep that tired, cold mess.
http://en.nametests.com/test/result/michael/btn_3689761519/index_new/?t=1478598396&c=o
http://en.nametests.com/test/result/michael/btn_3689761519/index_new/?t=1478598396&c=o
Woke up & DOW Jones futures were down 700 points. Back to bed.
Anyway don't be freaked out by the beard and all.
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a47276/blogger-freaked-out-girl-making-exact-copies-instagram-pictures/
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a47276/blogger-freaked-out-girl-making-exact-copies-instagram-pictures/
ððððððð»ð»ð»ð¨ââ¤ï¸âðâð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âðâð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âðâð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âð¨Power Rangers Cosplay Ends In Marriage Proposal
http://cosplay.kotaku.com/power-rangers-cosplay-ends-in-wedding-proposal-1789118077
http://cosplay.kotaku.com/power-rangers-cosplay-ends-in-wedding-proposal-1789118077
So hard to get out of bed after a nap.
Rescue Goat With Anxiety Only Calms Down In Her Duck Costume
https://www.thedodo.com/rescue-goat-duck-costume-2107301918.html
https://www.thedodo.com/rescue-goat-duck-costume-2107301918.html
"Linda is a nightmare. She cries if the tea is cold." -- Emily on GG
Octopus unicorn.
Guys, this Christmas tree is real gay.
Check out the ass on that one (also: that DC looks familiar)
Who could they possibly get emails from?
2017
I couldn't handle the cuteness. Elephant teapot wifi server.
I know it's WWE... But can I have this outfit?
The still-drunk owl that thought she was hungover.
Something tells me I won't find a Slurpee at this 7-11.
Moonday jokes.
My Christmas tree will be up when I get home... On Valentine's Day.
For @kitty.schulz -- but, but... I'm not a cat person. And, uh, tiger pose.
I am LIVING this trashy romance novel life.
Me, on a night off from practice.
Thought I bought a scone-- turned out to be a cream filled pastry. I gotta learn to read Russian.
I've been serving this lewk for a long time. Did I make it in time for #tbt ??
Shopping.
My bitch face never rests.
Woke up with Mickey Avalon's "So rich, So pretty" in my head ("best piece of ass in the whole damn city...").
I love this pic. Sleeping in conference.
I swear to Allah, if the price of my tequila goes up 20% I will have a bathtub agave jihad.
This is from 2012... And it's accurate in 2017 ð²
Mask4Mask
Are you sick of the selfies yet?
Gagasana: When you know there's no practice in the am and suddenly you've lost your keys and your phone. What's the name of this club? Just dance.
Also: I'm the only American and they are playing video Gaga on repeat.
Be a pineapple. ððð
This sign has no chill. #savageAF
"In Trump's America, even the roses are white!"
Someone's night was better than your's.
Tara called me "kind of a bro." Now she's on blast.
Feelin' this bed head.
How did I get on this mailing list? #wastedstamp #mulabandha
One of the greatest things about a circle of lifelong best friends is that they will keep your darkest secret â â except from each other. In that case, you're just on blast
There is snow and ice on my scooter. We ain't in Goa anymore, I reckon.
I was asleep at 7:30pm on Friday. Woke up briefly at 10:30-- and made the executive decision to go back to sleep.
Will someone come over and do a little yoga practice for me? I'm sleepy and lazy and still want all the benefit. Thanks in advance. zzzz
My scooter tires are supposed to do great in snow. I did not intend to find out today.
Best drag show in Ybor City this Saturday?
What does McDonald's have thats keto-pescaterian friendly?
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted
7-11 gets it.
Yoga heals the green thing.
Oh god. It's me. I'm so sorry ð
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-fully-optimized-life-allows-me-ample-time-to-optimize-yours
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-fully-optimized-life-allows-me-ample-time-to-optimize-yours
And I can't even get Charlie on the running boards!!
Caption this.
So, Luke pointed out that Betty Who and I could be siblings... And, I think he's totally right. Woah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnweJ9-u5I&sns=fb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnweJ9-u5I&sns=fb
Yes. Hot glue bonnet buy in goals.
Five days in the south and "jalepeño" becomes "halahpeenya"
My scooter has a girlfriend.
It took me 6 hours to convince myself to go to the gym.
Literally me today in yoga. Thanks @cory.jivayogi for letting me drop in today!
A bird pooped on me while I practiced.
So, wikipedia says that bull sharks are responsible for most near-shore attacks in rivers. Charlie, the paddleboard, and I are all nervous. Which sharks like to be pet-- I am trying to shake these shark bigotries, I swear!
Had whiskey and a kiki -- came home and ordered snail mucus ð -- this is 34 (almost!)
I get an awful lot of ads for this hot yoga dudes strength series. Its cause I linger at the salaciousnesa of it all, isn't it?
I bought myself a jumpsuit and a Nintendo switch for my birthday. Basically, a romper and a video game... I'm, like, 8.
The rug burn on my chin is from yoga, thank you very much.
Doofy boy on the water.
Led primary was filled with folks I've had the good fortune to work with for over three years each (wow!!) So, I put my mat down and we all practiced together, taking turns calling the postures.
in imageQ Search
ekam
dve
tres
chaturanga
5ive
sex
sieben
ocho
navasana
TEN!
(Yes, I failed the audition for Ashtanga Sesame Street.)
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ekam
dve
tres
chaturanga
5ive
sex
sieben
ocho
navasana
TEN!
(Yes, I failed the audition for Ashtanga Sesame Street.)
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2020
in imageGORJESS
@_MissGorjess
The man who played Barney also
played Hip Hop Harry
Who knew.
@theshaderoom
@_MissGorjess
The man who played Barney also
played Hip Hop Harry
Who knew.
@theshaderoom
don't be obtuse
in imagefamilytr30
GEOMETRY 101
Lesson 1: right vs obtuse angles
M
L
don't be obtuse
GEOMETRY 101
Lesson 1: right vs obtuse angles
M
L
don't be obtuse
in imageBenjamin Dixon
@BenjaminPDixon
Bruh, if your waiter looks like this, that
means you need to take your
bourgeoisie ass home and learn to
cook until this thing is over
@BenjaminPDixon
Bruh, if your waiter looks like this, that
means you need to take your
bourgeoisie ass home and learn to
cook until this thing is over
in imageIT'S GOTTEN TO THE
POINT WHERE I NEED
TO READ THE NEWS IN
MY THUNDERSHIRT.
tacebook.com/ScoltMetzgerCartoons
METZGER
POINT WHERE I NEED
TO READ THE NEWS IN
MY THUNDERSHIRT.
tacebook.com/ScoltMetzgerCartoons
METZGER
in imageALL COUNTRIES MATTER
@mattmegorrs
L7
mattmcgorry
@mattmegorrs
L7
mattmcgorry
post Yucatán vibes
in imageMy Salabhasana be like
@tank.sinatra
@incorrectmethod
@incorrectmethod
post Yucatán vibes
@tank.sinatra
@incorrectmethod
@incorrectmethod
post Yucatán vibes
they been told us, but like, I ain't hear it. @powerthepolls
fix the shortage & get paid
h/t @nadinematar
fix the shortage & get paid
h/t @nadinematar
in imagethey been told us, but
like, I ain't hear it.
PAEEIE BINEE*EDBAS GLAMDES
B
DAILY SC
DISTANCIN(
WITH T
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO SAVE GRANNY,
www.powerthepolls.org/TDS
THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH
THE DAILY SHOW
WERSRMOTA
@thedailyshow
@powerthepol1s
fix the shortage & get paid
h/t @nadinematar
like, I ain't hear it.
PAEEIE BINEE*EDBAS GLAMDES
B
DAILY SC
DISTANCIN(
WITH T
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO SAVE GRANNY,
www.powerthepolls.org/TDS
THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH
THE DAILY SHOW
WERSRMOTA
@thedailyshow
@powerthepol1s
fix the shortage & get paid
h/t @nadinematar
H/t @katelynntully Regarding shalabasana
in imageRegarding shalabasana
In case you were wondering, this is
what owls look like when they lay
down
@animalsdoingthings
H/t Ckatelynntully
In case you were wondering, this is
what owls look like when they lay
down
@animalsdoingthings
H/t Ckatelynntully
cc: @katelynntully
@omgbeckyp
h/t: @ryanpcathcart
@omgbeckyp
h/t: @ryanpcathcart
in imageOWLS CAN SIT CRISS CROSS
APPLESAUCE
dick wolf
@soyeahnah
it's always something new with these
motherfuckers
cc: @katelynntully
@omgbeckyp
h/t: @ryanpcathcart
APPLESAUCE
dick wolf
@soyeahnah
it's always something new with these
motherfuckers
cc: @katelynntully
@omgbeckyp
h/t: @ryanpcathcart
how do you
check your
pedicure?
check your
pedicure?
i Stan
in imageSammy Stabert
@sammy_stabert
This guy did this every time someone
tried sitting next to him without a mask
on
A137
@fuckjerry
i Stan
@sammy_stabert
This guy did this every time someone
tried sitting next to him without a mask
on
A137
@fuckjerry
i Stan
in imageMy face when people say to
me "you're a yoga teacher?
You must be so relaxed!"
@jenreneyoga
me "you're a yoga teacher?
You must be so relaxed!"
@jenreneyoga
Have you seen this scooter???
in imageCorrect
Also correcti
@jazmininbalance
Also correcti
@jazmininbalance
oh the fun we'll have
in image<
oh the fun we'll have
M
oh the fun we'll have
M
in imageAnd I looked, and behold, a
pale horse. And its rider's name
was Death.
Onward buttercup, there are
Shenanigans and fuckery up ahead.
pale horse. And its rider's name
was Death.
Onward buttercup, there are
Shenanigans and fuckery up ahead.
the accuracy.
in imagethe accuracy.
@glossy_zodiac
telling dirty
jokes anytime
anywhere
having pretty
eyes
always two
steps ahead
straight up savage
sometimes
Gemini
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
telling dirty
jokes anytime
anywhere
having pretty
eyes
always two
steps ahead
straight up savage
sometimes
Gemini
@glossy_zodiac
in imageTE
г
IIAATBRBAEE
Kidz Bop writers trying to rewrite the
lyrics for WAP
г
IIAATBRBAEE
Kidz Bop writers trying to rewrite the
lyrics for WAP
This posture is called karanda. it’s a “sort of duck” loves ducks Loves ducks
in imageThis posture is called karanda. it's a "sort of duck"
Loves ducks
This posture is called karanda. it's a "sort of duck" Loves ducks
Loves ducks
This posture is called karanda. it's a "sort of duck" Loves ducks
in imagemade with
REFACE APP
@mileycyrus
REFACE APP
@mileycyrus
😂🐶
in imagemayo_tara
In class with this fool
on my lap. She's
trying to understand
#utkatasana
In class with this fool
on my lap. She's
trying to understand
#utkatasana
WUT DAD
I love my #emotionalsupportcanadians
in imageCanadian Fletchy
@Darth_Pingu
Dear America:
Emotional Support Canadians are on
standby. If you have not yet received
your Emotional Support Canadian, one
will be assigned to you shortly.
0
7:37 PM - 2020-11-03 • Twitter for Android
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650 Likes
I love my
#emotionalsupportcanadians
@Darth_Pingu
Dear America:
Emotional Support Canadians are on
standby. If you have not yet received
your Emotional Support Canadian, one
will be assigned to you shortly.
0
7:37 PM - 2020-11-03 • Twitter for Android
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45 Quote Tweets
650 Likes
I love my
#emotionalsupportcanadians
important yoga news
in imageumportant yoga new*-
OWLS CAN SIT CRISS CROSS
APPLESAUCE
dick wolf
@soyeahnah
it's always something new with these
motherfuckers
OWLS CAN SIT CRISS CROSS
APPLESAUCE
dick wolf
@soyeahnah
it's always something new with these
motherfuckers
um notre dame
this is not a good look
this is not a good look
in imageMake sure to
wear your
shoes ladies.
There is glass
everywhere
wear your
shoes ladies.
There is glass
everywhere
in imageLeftist obsession
with dunking on
supposedly liberal
cringe (Harry Potter,
Marvel movies, "live
laugh love," etc)
Liberal obsession
with dunking on
hillbillies and
aversion to class
solidarity
Corporate needs you to find the difference
between this picture and this picture
They both reflect a feeling of superiority
and disdain for the common folk
@hunterbiden2028
with dunking on
supposedly liberal
cringe (Harry Potter,
Marvel movies, "live
laugh love," etc)
Liberal obsession
with dunking on
hillbillies and
aversion to class
solidarity
Corporate needs you to find the difference
between this picture and this picture
They both reflect a feeling of superiority
and disdain for the common folk
@hunterbiden2028
2021
Oh HUD, I wish
you joy
and peace
you joy
and peace
in imageOh HIUD,Jwvisi
youjoy
ame peace
Joe Borough
@philofherrera
Ben Carson is the only one who's
still there like
EMERGENCY EXIT
@washingtonianprobs
youjoy
ame peace
Joe Borough
@philofherrera
Ben Carson is the only one who's
still there like
EMERGENCY EXIT
@washingtonianprobs
in imageTHE HEEL ON YOUR FOOT
WATCHING YOU BUY ONLY
FACE CREAMS
@DEONTAYLOR
@michellevisage
WATCHING YOU BUY ONLY
FACE CREAMS
@DEONTAYLOR
@michellevisage
in imageabby
@abbyOmal
if adults can still be employed after
storming the capitol building i can
probably get a job with a nose ring
SHIT
OU SHOULD CARE ABOU)
@shityoushouldcareabout
@abbyOmal
if adults can still be employed after
storming the capitol building i can
probably get a job with a nose ring
SHIT
OU SHOULD CARE ABOU)
@shityoushouldcareabout
in image305AK
HOME
305fitness
Sophia Benoit ©
@1followernodad
me, after I send one email
305fitness A boss babe OG # Happy 75 years to
this LEGEND
HOME
305fitness
Sophia Benoit ©
@1followernodad
me, after I send one email
305fitness A boss babe OG # Happy 75 years to
this LEGEND
@judydcz is working on Pasasana. It’s hard Af.
This pose is much easier if you’re two dimensional. here’s a picture I found.
This pose is much easier if you’re two dimensional. here’s a picture I found.
in imageCjudydcz is working on
Pasasana. It's hard Af.
here's a picture I found.
This pose is much easier if
you' re two dimensional.
Pasasana. It's hard Af.
here's a picture I found.
This pose is much easier if
you' re two dimensional.
in imageTE
0:21
animalsdoingthings
0:21
animalsdoingthings
in imageMym:
You
have to
Restrict
to make
progress
in asana.
@unrulyascetic
@unruliyascetic
You
have to
Restrict
to make
progress
in asana.
@unrulyascetic
@unruliyascetic
when the lecture goes too long
(if you know me you know this)
in image(if you know me you know
this)
WEAR
THE
DAMV
SHORTS
@michellevisage
this)
WEAR
THE
DAMV
SHORTS
@michellevisage
asana is literally childs play
do you teach yoga and have an income?
do you teach yoga and have an income?
in image0:23
yoga_motivation_khopkarms
asana
is literally childs
play
do you teach yoga and have
an income?
yoga_motivation_khopkarms
asana
is literally childs
play
do you teach yoga and have
an income?
I have some Sesame Street stuff to talk about.
Mexican big bird is *lit*
in imageIn Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is
Abelardo.
Mexican big bird is *lit*
Abelardo.
Mexican big bird is *lit*
... then I can’t wait for
Drag Race España if this is
Spain’s Big Bird...
Drag Race España if this is
Spain’s Big Bird...
in imageif this is Spain's Big Bird... ... then I can't wait for Drag Race España
this is Boombah, he’s India’s (but notable a lion, and not a bird!)
in imagethis is Boombah, he's
India's (but notable a
lion, and not a bird!)
India's (but notable a
lion, and not a bird!)
this is our Indonesian buddy, Tantan the Orang Utan
in imagethis is our Indonesian
buddy, Tantan the Orang
Utan
123
JALAN SESAMA
buddy, Tantan the Orang
Utan
123
JALAN SESAMA
Meet Russia’s
Zeliboba!
Idk, idk, but he lives in an oak tree hollow and collects neck ties. He’s a *checks notes*
courtyard spirit.
Zeliboba!
Idk, idk, but he lives in an oak tree hollow and collects neck ties. He’s a *checks notes*
courtyard spirit.
in imageMeet Russia' s
Zeliboba!
He's a *checks notes*
courtyard spirit.
Idk, idk, but he lives in
an oak tree hollow and
collects neck ties.
Zeliboba!
He's a *checks notes*
courtyard spirit.
Idk, idk, but he lives in
an oak tree hollow and
collects neck ties.
in imageMiss Piggy will appear on
the upcoming RuPaul's Drag
Race All Stars season
8
10%
@evanrosskatz
the upcoming RuPaul's Drag
Race All Stars season
8
10%
@evanrosskatz
this tree kangaroo will be hopping to led primary on
Sat at 9 am (6/19) * kangaroos aren’t guaranteed
**ok fine
it won’t be there at all.
***but you can!
Sat at 9 am (6/19) * kangaroos aren’t guaranteed
**ok fine
it won’t be there at all.
***but you can!
in imagethis tree kangaroo will
be hopping to led
primary on
Sat at 9 am (6/19)
* kangaroos aren't
guaranteed
**ok fine
it won't be there at all.
***but you can!
be hopping to led
primary on
Sat at 9 am (6/19)
* kangaroos aren't
guaranteed
**ok fine
it won't be there at all.
***but you can!
in image5
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in imageMe:
Trying to educate yogis about the benefit of evidence
based solutions to different musculoskeletal
problems
Them:
@yogicphysio
SIL do as the crystal guides.
KYOGIC
PHYSIO
@yogicphysio
Trying to educate yogis about the benefit of evidence
based solutions to different musculoskeletal
problems
Them:
@yogicphysio
SIL do as the crystal guides.
KYOGIC
PHYSIO
@yogicphysio
in imageme trying to act normal around my friends
but I start thinking about outer space and
my own existence
@astraltruth
but I start thinking about outer space and
my own existence
@astraltruth
*does best Yakko Smirnoff impression*
“In Soviet Russia, Independent Reads You!”
“In Soviet Russia, Independent Reads You!”
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attention and validation from the Facebook community'
*does best Yakko Smirnoff
impression*
"In Soviet Russia,
Independent Reads You!"
h/t @omgbeckyp
in imageYoga Instructor: Now do self practice
*my self practice
@memesofyoga
h/t @omgbeckyp
*my self practice
@memesofyoga
h/t @omgbeckyp
in imageMe: I try to incorporate yoga into my
every day life
The everyday life:
@Caribbeanislandboy
LIVE BANDS
@caribbeanislandboy
every day life
The everyday life:
@Caribbeanislandboy
LIVE BANDS
@caribbeanislandboy
(same, brit)
in imagebritneyspears
Me in a yoga class:
I'm killing it
I love this pose
Shit this is hard
OMG I'm dying
When is it over
Actually dead
Love this song
Fuck this teacher
I can't do this anymore
Savasana
I fucking love yogaaaaa
britneyspears Literally me
(same, brit)
Me in a yoga class:
I'm killing it
I love this pose
Shit this is hard
OMG I'm dying
When is it over
Actually dead
Love this song
Fuck this teacher
I can't do this anymore
Savasana
I fucking love yogaaaaa
britneyspears Literally me
(same, brit)
in imageKoko
@mysticalasf
God knew I would be too powerful if I
had an attention span
@adhdinterrupted
@mysticalasf
God knew I would be too powerful if I
had an attention span
@adhdinterrupted
in imageYoga Instructors
@namaste_ar
Yin Yoga
Power Yoga
SUN
@yogapractice
PAMEY
ALRNE
RISING
YOU
HANE
MOON
@namaste_ar
Yin Yoga
Power Yoga
SUN
@yogapractice
PAMEY
ALRNE
RISING
YOU
HANE
MOON
in imageJackie Padilla •
@jackienpadilla
Just when you thought DC signs
couldn't get more confusing....
PLANET
SHIFT
AHEAD
@overhearddistrict
@jackienpadilla
Just when you thought DC signs
couldn't get more confusing....
PLANET
SHIFT
AHEAD
@overhearddistrict
Some call this one
“terrible face pose”
“terrible face pose”
in imageSome call this one "terrible face pose"
Most folks can jump higher than a tree.
mostly because trees don’t jump
in imagemostly because trees
don't jump
don't jump
in imageMore Asana + Bad Jokes?
Yes
No
Yes
No
Didja hear about the rooster who came in first?
He got real cocky.
2022
I never got why people liked sunrise so much.
then it dawned on me.
can you spot Charlie?
in image239
can you spot Charlie?
15
6
10
A
can you spot Charlie?
15
6
10
A
in imagechange.org
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her sexy boots back
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Sign this petition
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give the green m&m
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in imageRoses are red
Violets are blue
THERE IS NO DANA
ONLY ZUUL
memegenerator.net
Violets are blue
THERE IS NO DANA
ONLY ZUUL
memegenerator.net
sjp
as
young
judge judy
as
young
judge judy
Big
Door
Energy
Door
Energy
in imageBig Do|
in imagellift heavy stone
make sad head voice quiet
Л
make sad head voice quiet
Л
durp durp durp
in imagedanp danp danp
to my geminis
in imageto my geminis
Chani Nicholas
@chaninicholas
WELCOME GEMINI SEASON!
CHAOS! DATA! CHARM
OFFENSIVE! LOSE INTEREST
WHEN ANYONE SHOWS
INTEREST! 10000 OPEN TABS!
TMI! QUESTIONS! SELF INDUCED
ANXIETY FROM READING EVERY
ARTICLE! SQUIRREL! MIND MAPS!
AIR TABLES! KNOW JUST
ENOUGH TO BE A DANGER TO
EXISTENCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE
FUN!
@chaninicholas
Chani Nicholas
@chaninicholas
WELCOME GEMINI SEASON!
CHAOS! DATA! CHARM
OFFENSIVE! LOSE INTEREST
WHEN ANYONE SHOWS
INTEREST! 10000 OPEN TABS!
TMI! QUESTIONS! SELF INDUCED
ANXIETY FROM READING EVERY
ARTICLE! SQUIRREL! MIND MAPS!
AIR TABLES! KNOW JUST
ENOUGH TO BE A DANGER TO
EXISTENCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE
FUN!
@chaninicholas
in imageso where dre we going?
-
we're following you.
i
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theycantalk.com
@trust_me_i_am_biologist
-
we're following you.
i
•=
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@trust_me_i_am_biologist
in image(I LIKE YOUR PRIDE SHIRT.
eMADEbyJIMPOB
@angelisdrunk
eMADEbyJIMPOB
@angelisdrunk
getting ready for meditation like
in imagegetting ready for meditation like
my anxieties: "Here are like ten impossible
scenarios of how you'll fuck this up."
my common sense: "That's not going to
happ--"
me:
Let them speak.
@mytherapistsays
my anxieties: "Here are like ten impossible
scenarios of how you'll fuck this up."
my common sense: "That's not going to
happ--"
me:
Let them speak.
@mytherapistsays
in imageWhen you lie on your resume and still
get the job
@mytherapistsays and @mypuppysays
get the job
@mytherapistsays and @mypuppysays
emotional support animal
in image0:20
See, all of this time
Yoga Memes:
It's not right
but it's ok
bay_jitsu
See, all of this time
Yoga Memes:
It's not right
but it's ok
bay_jitsu
in image0:10
I got it on the first try
nene_la_shiro and nenelashiro_designs
I got it on the first try
nene_la_shiro and nenelashiro_designs
in image0:06
theshadygayroom
theshadygayroom
in imageam I being tested
again? is this one
of your hardest
battles?
@wordsarevibrations
You literally just
need to put your
phone down and
go outside
again? is this one
of your hardest
battles?
@wordsarevibrations
You literally just
need to put your
phone down and
go outside
in imageSOUND: ON
Motlen
TikTok
keithboykint
jessicapsandhu
0:54
Motlen
TikTok
keithboykint
jessicapsandhu
0:54
“An embarrassment of riches” an embarrassment
(fixed that for you)
(fixed that for you)
in image"An embarrassment of
riches"
1:28
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bitch
bitch • Original Audio
he really said "watch this"
an embarrassment
(fixed that for you)
riches"
1:28
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bitch
bitch • Original Audio
he really said "watch this"
an embarrassment
(fixed that for you)
a duck haiku
hit by car, fucked wrist
end of April, healing up
funny pose to like
hit by car, fucked wrist
end of April, healing up
funny pose to like
if my dog had a car
in imageJON ADAMS
lu
"Sorry I'm late, everyone. I have no excuse."
@newyorkermag
lu
"Sorry I'm late, everyone. I have no excuse."
@newyorkermag
in imageC
@HeronChe
Why are threesomes only for sex.why
can't l join in a couples argument if I
want to
@mytherapistsays
@HeronChe
Why are threesomes only for sex.why
can't l join in a couples argument if I
want to
@mytherapistsays
in image
Took me awhile, but I found your
doplerganger
Hope this gave you a good chuckle
Omg the best
I just sent it to Mikey
That was the monkey on the
balcony a while back
I can't believe it. Amazing.
Delivered
Took me awhile, but I found your
doplerganger
Hope this gave you a good chuckle
Omg the best
I just sent it to Mikey
That was the monkey on the
balcony a while back
I can't believe it. Amazing.
Delivered
in image0:09
Me on my way to annoy my
friend because I'm bored
IS HOWCRONICO
mytherapistsays
Me on my way to annoy my
friend because I'm bored
IS HOWCRONICO
mytherapistsays
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When I googled “Black Panda” this came up.
in imageWhen I googled "Black Panda" this
came up.
came up.
ridiculous.
in image0:24
My constant mood
@mycovidjourney
kristenanniebell
My constant mood
@mycovidjourney
kristenanniebell
in imagereddit
OhHoneyBoiler • 1d
Join
NSFW
Drag Race Canada tweets about the crown
being up for grabs, then deletes because of
the Queen Elizabeth news
Queen of Queens
Dratpace
Canada's Drag Race
@canadasdragrace
HAPPY #CanadasDragRace
DAY
This crown is up for grabs... who is
going to take it home???
FINALE
CANADA'S
Dragpace
& Jada Shada Hudson and 8 others
15:09 • 08/09/2022 • Twitter Web App
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NSFW
Drag Race Canada tweets about the crown
being up for grabs, then deletes because of
the Queen Elizabeth news
Queen of Queens
Dratpace
Canada's Drag Race
@canadasdragrace
HAPPY #CanadasDragRace
DAY
This crown is up for grabs... who is
going to take it home???
FINALE
CANADA'S
Dragpace
& Jada Shada Hudson and 8 others
15:09 • 08/09/2022 • Twitter Web App
in imageWords @gendersauce
You contain
all the
infinite
wisdom of
the universe.
You can't
fold a fitted
sheet.
Both.
Art Danial Ryan
@gendersauce
You contain
all the
infinite
wisdom of
the universe.
You can't
fold a fitted
sheet.
Both.
Art Danial Ryan
@gendersauce
in imageWords @gendersauce
I am joking. I
am being
dead
serious.
Both.
Art Danial Ryan
@gendersauce
I am joking. I
am being
dead
serious.
Both.
Art Danial Ryan
@gendersauce
Me to me:
“well, April wasn’t really that long ago, now was it.
Very nice.“
“well, April wasn’t really that long ago, now was it.
Very nice.“
in imageMe to me:
"wel1, April wasn' t really
that long ago, now was it.
Very nice."
"wel1, April wasn' t really
that long ago, now was it.
Very nice."
maybe next April!
(but no more getting hit by cars, ya hear?)
(but no more getting hit by cars, ya hear?)
in imagealien skier
@clichedout
Fitbits are just Tamagotchi except
the stupid animal ur trying to keep
alive is u
@neatmom
@clichedout
Fitbits are just Tamagotchi except
the stupid animal ur trying to keep
alive is u
@neatmom
also me
in image4:44 g
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Summary
Activity
Move
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Exercise
16/30MIN
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10/12HRS
also me
4 Search
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Summary
Activity
Move
469/800CAL
Exercise
16/30MIN
Stand
10/12HRS
also me
in imageMe learning to accept myself
Some Garbage is OK
aee
@theboujeemess
Some Garbage is OK
aee
@theboujeemess
in imageLornngjohn
@John_houseof308
I have a very huge respect for those who
didn't watch Game of Thrones at all. Not
even a single episode. Even with all the
noise made online and offline.
These set of people cannot be affected by
social pressure, peer pressure or anv kind
of pressure in this world
@moistbuddha
@John_houseof308
I have a very huge respect for those who
didn't watch Game of Thrones at all. Not
even a single episode. Even with all the
noise made online and offline.
These set of people cannot be affected by
social pressure, peer pressure or anv kind
of pressure in this world
@moistbuddha
god bless fat bear week
in imagegod bless fat bear week
@nationalparkservice
@nationalparkservice
in imageYASS
YOU ARE WORTHY
OF LOVE REGARDLESS
OF PRODUCTIVITY
FACTS
TRUTH
M
HEHE THAT OUGHTA
SLOW DOWN THE
COMPETITION...
@raminnazer
raminnazer
YOU ARE WORTHY
OF LOVE REGARDLESS
OF PRODUCTIVITY
FACTS
TRUTH
M
HEHE THAT OUGHTA
SLOW DOWN THE
COMPETITION...
@raminnazer
raminnazer
in imageOH NO! I'VE MOVED PAST
I LOT OF THINGS BUT STILL
HAVE THINGS TO MOVE PAST.
9
raminnazer
@raminnazer
I LOT OF THINGS BUT STILL
HAVE THINGS TO MOVE PAST.
9
raminnazer
@raminnazer
in imageOh, "Retinol.™
What a charming name for a child.
@evanrosskatz
What a charming name for a child.
@evanrosskatz
in imageNATIONAL PAR 0:1 5CE
explere.org
Bear 747 wins
Fat Bear Week
postclimate and washingtonpost
explere.org
Bear 747 wins
Fat Bear Week
postclimate and washingtonpost
in imageMy rest days be like:
4
@epicsquats
-ЩІвННА
@the.gym.rat
4
@epicsquats
-ЩІвННА
@the.gym.rat
Me every morning at 6:30am
in image*Yukon Ghost
@GrahamKritzer
Some of the nice things about fall are
going to bed when it's dark, and waking
up when it's dark and going to work
when it's still dark and getting off when
it's dark eating dinner in the dark
embrace the dark become the dark
@momsbehavingbadly
@GrahamKritzer
Some of the nice things about fall are
going to bed when it's dark, and waking
up when it's dark and going to work
when it's still dark and getting off when
it's dark eating dinner in the dark
embrace the dark become the dark
@momsbehavingbadly
in imageHan Olliver
@hanolliver
My text conversations with friends have
the same three weeks delay as early
1800s century letters traveling via
steamboat
3:28 PM • 2022-09-29 • Twitter for iPhone
925 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 6,732 Likes
@cheerful_nihilism
@hanolliver
My text conversations with friends have
the same three weeks delay as early
1800s century letters traveling via
steamboat
3:28 PM • 2022-09-29 • Twitter for iPhone
925 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 6,732 Likes
@cheerful_nihilism
in imageBe the Pelican
not the pelicant
@kbut
not the pelicant
@kbut
savage @esitzler
in imagesavage
Replied to your story
Be the Pelican
not the pekcant
You want one of my kids to go with
your dad jokes?
desitzler
Replied to your story
Be the Pelican
not the pekcant
You want one of my kids to go with
your dad jokes?
desitzler
re: also first year of teaching Mysore in your own space.
in imagere: also first year of
teaching Mysore in your own
space.
Lucy Huber
@clhubes
The thing about being a first-time parent is you
suddenly realize you make the rules of the house?
Your toddler will be like "lets throw a ball" and you're
like "oh I don't think we are allowed to do that
inside?" and they're like "we aren't?" and you're like
"I should find out."
@scarymommy
teaching Mysore in your own
space.
Lucy Huber
@clhubes
The thing about being a first-time parent is you
suddenly realize you make the rules of the house?
Your toddler will be like "lets throw a ball" and you're
like "oh I don't think we are allowed to do that
inside?" and they're like "we aren't?" and you're like
"I should find out."
@scarymommy
in image"HASTA LA
VISTA.BABY.*
у
uiilar
GUYS, I'M NOT KIDDING.
I'M A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.
YOUR LIVES ARE IN DANGER.
COME WITH ME IF YOU
WANT TO LIVE!
(
T
UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE BELIEVED THE TURKINATOR
metzgercartoons.com
METZGER
VISTA.BABY.*
у
uiilar
GUYS, I'M NOT KIDDING.
I'M A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.
YOUR LIVES ARE IN DANGER.
COME WITH ME IF YOU
WANT TO LIVE!
(
T
UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE BELIEVED THE TURKINATOR
metzgercartoons.com
METZGER
in imagekelsey mckinney
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@mc...•22h
does anyone know what
antidepressant cocktail Daphne
Sullivan is on
13
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I think it's called money
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@evanrosskatz
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@mc...•22h
does anyone know what
antidepressant cocktail Daphne
Sullivan is on
13
t7 438
7,213
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meghan b. kelly • @meg...• 22h
I think it's called money
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@evanrosskatz
in imageThe Internet is primarily useful for
searching terms like 'Hobgoblin' or
'Hierophant.' Make sure your main
reason to browse is for learning new
tidbits you can carry around like
shimmering trinkets.
Art Paul Schultze-Naumburg
Words Gendersauce
@gendersauce
searching terms like 'Hobgoblin' or
'Hierophant.' Make sure your main
reason to browse is for learning new
tidbits you can carry around like
shimmering trinkets.
Art Paul Schultze-Naumburg
Words Gendersauce
@gendersauce
in image•
0:58
"YOGA'S EASY, RIGHT?
THAT'S JUST, LIKE,
*
blackboysom
0:58
"YOGA'S EASY, RIGHT?
THAT'S JUST, LIKE,
*
blackboysom
in imagepogaytosalad
Follow
I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i
expected but im crying.
Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling
Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round.
Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I
cannot believe this bird is real.
@upworthy
Follow
I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i
expected but im crying.
Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling
Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round.
Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I
cannot believe this bird is real.
@upworthy
in imageWeird Science
@weird_sci
This is the Bearded Reedling. It's a
round little buddy with the curious
habit of doing the splits while
perching on reeds or branches.
@upworthy
@weird_sci
This is the Bearded Reedling. It's a
round little buddy with the curious
habit of doing the splits while
perching on reeds or branches.
@upworthy
me with literally any craft
in imageme with literally any craft
O
@openlygayanimals
O
@openlygayanimals
in imageI'M DONE
When you think it's
The Weekend
But it's only Wednesday
@runnyhoodmemes and @iunnyhoodvidz
When you think it's
The Weekend
But it's only Wednesday
@runnyhoodmemes and @iunnyhoodvidz
Your favorite yoga teacher
lifts. Ex. 1
lifts. Ex. 1
in imageYour favorite yoga teacher lifts. Ex. 1
Your favorite yoga teacher lifts. Ex. 1
Your favorite yoga teacher lifts. Ex. 1
2023
@pujaloveit @cryscan18 @ericalmartinson @tara_lizbeth
in imageI will show this photo to the kind
young nurses who tend to me in my
end days.
I will tell them that we could see
through the two Os on the 2009
glasses
(7?)
They'll say "what is a photo"
because everything will be available
in their eyeballs, black mirror style.
And we'll laugh and laugh. And I'll
expire with the last words on my
lips being, "I didn't need buccal fat
surgery in my 20s, you fucking
bitches!
"
atara lizbeth
Cericalmartinson
@cryscan18
pujaloveit
young nurses who tend to me in my
end days.
I will tell them that we could see
through the two Os on the 2009
glasses
(7?)
They'll say "what is a photo"
because everything will be available
in their eyeballs, black mirror style.
And we'll laugh and laugh. And I'll
expire with the last words on my
lips being, "I didn't need buccal fat
surgery in my 20s, you fucking
bitches!
"
atara lizbeth
Cericalmartinson
@cryscan18
pujaloveit
in imageLumberzack
@ItsLumberzack
Budweide
one time at this bar in nashville, the
band stopped playing and asked the
audience "who here is from plant city,
florida" and this girl goes
"WOOOOOOO!!!!"
she thought they were giving her
hometown a shout out, but it was
because they found her lost i.d.
i think about her often
nalar
@ItsLumberzack
Budweide
one time at this bar in nashville, the
band stopped playing and asked the
audience "who here is from plant city,
florida" and this girl goes
"WOOOOOOO!!!!"
she thought they were giving her
hometown a shout out, but it was
because they found her lost i.d.
i think about her often
nalar
(It’s ok, they’re allowed to be there)
in imageALL
0:06
Me trying to clear
my mind while
meditating
thewell
(It's
to be
ok, they' re allowed
there)
0:06
Me trying to clear
my mind while
meditating
thewell
(It's
to be
ok, they' re allowed
there)
in imageDo you remember going to raves?
Me neither. This is a rug under a
coffee table
@openlygayanimalls
Me neither. This is a rug under a
coffee table
@openlygayanimalls
why is this so funny. that quesadillas not the only thing gettin burned.
in imagetodd dillard
@toddedillard
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted
for dinner and she said "not a burned
quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 |
overcooked one side of her quesadilla
2:20 PM • 3/3/21 • Twitter for iPhone
46.3K Retweets 4,914 Quote Tweets 713K Likes
why is this so funny. that
quesadillas not the only
thing gettin burned.
@toddedillard
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted
for dinner and she said "not a burned
quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 |
overcooked one side of her quesadilla
2:20 PM • 3/3/21 • Twitter for iPhone
46.3K Retweets 4,914 Quote Tweets 713K Likes
why is this so funny. that
quesadillas not the only
thing gettin burned.
in image0:38
Today was the first time
Albert ever saw snow. He
was so excited he ran to get
the goats.
upworthy
Today was the first time
Albert ever saw snow. He
was so excited he ran to get
the goats.
upworthy
in image0:15
IF YOU THINK TAKING
CARE OF YOUR
HEALTH IS EXPENSIVE
ashtanganurse
IF YOU THINK TAKING
CARE OF YOUR
HEALTH IS EXPENSIVE
ashtanganurse
in image0:13
The fact that this aired on National
Television
SPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
CNN
SINGER SPOKE WITH
"CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
LARGEST WINE-CONSUMING STATE, TO LE
makeup__lover
The fact that this aired on National
Television
SPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
CNN
SINGER SPOKE WITH
"CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
LARGEST WINE-CONSUMING STATE, TO LE
makeup__lover
in imageAE
0:11
fitnessgayz | burlington throat factory
@fitnessgayz
Me on Ticketmaster trying to buy
Beyoncé tix
A
fitnessgayz
0:11
fitnessgayz | burlington throat factory
@fitnessgayz
Me on Ticketmaster trying to buy
Beyoncé tix
A
fitnessgayz
h/t @mor.eye.ah a full vibe
in imageB
lostinhistorypics
MISS
lostinhistorypics Miss World 1994, Aishwarya Rai alongside
her mother having lunch with her Miss World Crown on.
a full vibe
h/t @mor.eye.ah
lostinhistorypics
MISS
lostinhistorypics Miss World 1994, Aishwarya Rai alongside
her mother having lunch with her Miss World Crown on.
a full vibe
h/t @mor.eye.ah
in imageHell yeah I'm an
entrepreneur dude.
Words Gendersauce
I leave string and bits of hair outside my
window for the birds to use in their nests
and they're beginning to bring me secrets.
@gendersauce
entrepreneur dude.
Words Gendersauce
I leave string and bits of hair outside my
window for the birds to use in their nests
and they're beginning to bring me secrets.
@gendersauce
in imageHell yeah I understand
the internet dude.
Words Gendersauce
It's tubes that hold hands and are
all saying stuff it's just like
mycelium dude.
@gendersauce
the internet dude.
Words Gendersauce
It's tubes that hold hands and are
all saying stuff it's just like
mycelium dude.
@gendersauce
in imageI'm a little bit stir-crazy, but I'm trying to calm
down. But maybe I'm not meant to be calmed down.
@evanrosskatz
down. But maybe I'm not meant to be calmed down.
@evanrosskatz
apparently there’s a football theme party happening today.
in imageapparently there's a
football theme party
happening today.
90
@zaldynyc
football theme party
happening today.
90
@zaldynyc
Were y’all expecting Rihanna to be like:
in imageWere y'all expecting Rihanna to be like:
Grocery store dates
are the best date. In today’s edition of “Your mind created your reality…”
are the best date. In today’s edition of “Your mind created your reality…”
in imageIn today' s edition of
"Your mind created your
reality.."
T
Pa
BELE
@npr
Grocery store dates
are the best date.
"Your mind created your
reality.."
T
Pa
BELE
@npr
Grocery store dates
are the best date.
in imageMe at 18: as long as I get home at
4am, I can get up for work at 6
Me now: How dare you even
suggest we start a movie at 8pm
@mythera pistsays
4am, I can get up for work at 6
Me now: How dare you even
suggest we start a movie at 8pm
@mythera pistsays
in imageMolly McNearney •
@mollymcnearney
Sorry I didn't respond to your email. I
read it at a stoplight taking my kids to
school and remembered it 4 months
later.
@scarymommy
@mollymcnearney
Sorry I didn't respond to your email. I
read it at a stoplight taking my kids to
school and remembered it 4 months
later.
@scarymommy
in image4
•
0:44
LIFE TIP No. I:
Have a friend who
remembers everything.
peterzachari
•
0:44
LIFE TIP No. I:
Have a friend who
remembers everything.
peterzachari
in image"Persistence without
insight will lead to the
same outcome."
ADHD:
@adhd_memetherapy
CU fuckin do it again
@adhd_memetherapy
insight will lead to the
same outcome."
ADHD:
@adhd_memetherapy
CU fuckin do it again
@adhd_memetherapy
in imageWords Gendersauce a
T
I am the
universe's
gag gift to
itself.
Art Aris Moore
@gendersauce
T
I am the
universe's
gag gift to
itself.
Art Aris Moore
@gendersauce
in image0:59
/
TikTok
@travelingalexis
Americans living abroad:
what is one time you
realized America really
messed you up?
При
roguednc
/
TikTok
@travelingalexis
Americans living abroad:
what is one time you
realized America really
messed you up?
При
roguednc
in imageThe only Beyoncetickets I can afford.
gr
@letsgetsickeninggg
gr
@letsgetsickeninggg
in image0:16
"That's not
functional!"
whealth and the.shirtlessdude
"That's not
functional!"
whealth and the.shirtlessdude
"here I come, back on my bullshit." @daniidoesyoga "us gossiping" - @esitzler
in image"us gossiping" - @esitzler
"here I come, back on my bullshit." @daniidoesyoga
"here I come, back on my bullshit." @daniidoesyoga
Sundays with Charlie be like
in imageSundays with Charlie be like
Read the part again where
she burns her whore mouth
on my porridge
@gayunclemario2
Read the part again where
she burns her whore mouth
on my porridge
@gayunclemario2
cc: @vanessisamess
in imagecc: @vanessisamess
0:36
abrosimovprogress
0:36
abrosimovprogress
in imageAriana Ghandi
@gayunclemario2
@gayunclemario2
in imageMe: give it to me straight doc
Doc: you-
Me: no wait, give it to me gay
Doc: *snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying
random.ape
rrunny.ce
@official_lady_bunny
Doc: you-
Me: no wait, give it to me gay
Doc: *snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying
random.ape
rrunny.ce
@official_lady_bunny
in image@thehilarious.ted
in imageAfter listening to his owner drone on
for hours, Ralph suddenly realized
he was NOT cut out to be an
emotional support dog after all.
@just_4jokes
for hours, Ralph suddenly realized
he was NOT cut out to be an
emotional support dog after all.
@just_4jokes
in imageShe's everything. He's just Ken.
60D
Words Gendersduce
I'm a mystery even to myself.
@gendersauce
60D
Words Gendersduce
I'm a mystery even to myself.
@gendersauce
smelly grass, smelly grass
whaaat aaare theeey feeeding you?
whaaat aaare theeey feeeding you?
in image"Up until this point, I only knew Ken from afar. I didnt know
Ken from within. I doubted my Ken-ergy. I didn't see it. But
Margot [Robbie] and Greta [Gerwig] conjured this out of me."
- Ryan Gosling at CinemaCon
@evanrosskatz
Ken from within. I doubted my Ken-ergy. I didn't see it. But
Margot [Robbie] and Greta [Gerwig] conjured this out of me."
- Ryan Gosling at CinemaCon
@evanrosskatz
in imageGLENN CLOSE
GLENN CLOSE,
BUT NO CIGAR
@gayunclemario2
GLENN CLOSE,
BUT NO CIGAR
@gayunclemario2
in imageADHD: Just sleep 20 more
minutes
ADHD: How about 30 minutes
ADHD: Just skip work
ADHD: Just quit your job
@adhd_memetherapy
a ,
L
@adnd_memetherapy
minutes
ADHD: How about 30 minutes
ADHD: Just skip work
ADHD: Just quit your job
@adhd_memetherapy
a ,
L
@adnd_memetherapy
in imageSimba: My uncle killed my father and is
trying to kill me now.
Timon and Pumbaa: Oh wow have you tried
just not fucking worrying about it?
@dr_espen
trying to kill me now.
Timon and Pumbaa: Oh wow have you tried
just not fucking worrying about it?
@dr_espen
Me, in between updating my blog.
in image1:20
P IS THIS THE REAL LIFE P
fallontonight and itsjojosiwa
P IS THIS THE REAL LIFE P
fallontonight and itsjojosiwa
It's better at
40 (-12 days!)
than it was at 30.
I just care more now 😅
40 (-12 days!)
than it was at 30.
I just care more now 😅
in imageIt's better at
40 (-12 days!)
than it was at 30.
Ijust care more now
0:21
ADHD'ers Getting Ready
Struggling to getting up
cobywattsmusic and adhdfamily.
40 (-12 days!)
than it was at 30.
Ijust care more now
0:21
ADHD'ers Getting Ready
Struggling to getting up
cobywattsmusic and adhdfamily.
in imageWhen ADHDers are cleaning
their room and find a box
of random sh*t:
Cadhd_memetherapy
7C
@adhd_memetherapy
their room and find a box
of random sh*t:
Cadhd_memetherapy
7C
@adhd_memetherapy
in image0:21
Me every time I look at the huge pile
of laundry in my room that needs to
be folded and organized
AO
middleclassfancy
Me every time I look at the huge pile
of laundry in my room that needs to
be folded and organized
AO
middleclassfancy
in imageTHINGS I
NEED TO DO
TRIED LIFTING IT ALL
AT ONCE AND FAILED
SO | GUESS I WON'T
DO ANY OF IT.
®
raminnazer
@raminnazer
NEED TO DO
TRIED LIFTING IT ALL
AT ONCE AND FAILED
SO | GUESS I WON'T
DO ANY OF IT.
®
raminnazer
@raminnazer
1) if you don’t post about an ice plunge, you didn’t do it.
2) I seem to be having a very good time, comparatively.
2) I seem to be having a very good time, comparatively.
in imageDE
1) if you don't post
about an ice plunge, you
didn't do it.
2) I seem to be having a
very good time,
comparatively.
1) if you don't post
about an ice plunge, you
didn't do it.
2) I seem to be having a
very good time,
comparatively.
if you’ve heard me humming a song for the last week…
in imageif you've heard me humming a song for the last week...
losing at dominos to mom and dad rn.
omw to go gossip like
40s
in imageMy parents in their 30s
Me in my SOs 40s
PADAM
PADAM
Me in my SOs 40s
PADAM
PADAM
I was like look at this queen doin some grace jones… (this is THE queen Grace Jones! Ageless!)
in imageI was like look at this
queen doin some grace
jones..
1:14
(this is THE queen Grace
Jones! Ageless!)
houseofgangstersaysrelax
queen doin some grace
jones..
1:14
(this is THE queen Grace
Jones! Ageless!)
houseofgangstersaysrelax
in image@clubcumining
нт
нт
in image0:07
sesamestreet
sesamestreet
in imageLuke
@Beardynoise
Not gay as in "I empathise with
the plight of the X-men" but queer
as in "Magneto was right"
11:05 PM • 25 Aug 17
3 543 Retweets
12K
Likes
V
@mr_wrightawal
@Beardynoise
Not gay as in "I empathise with
the plight of the X-men" but queer
as in "Magneto was right"
11:05 PM • 25 Aug 17
3 543 Retweets
12K
Likes
V
@mr_wrightawal
in imagemerleloosen
Panger Twins - Check Out (What I Got)
0:37
*stitch incoming*
samramsdell5
Panger Twins - Check Out (What I Got)
0:37
*stitch incoming*
samramsdell5
in image0:22
A Black bear swims the Gulf
of Mexico and runs on the
beach in Destin, Florida
QONLYINFLORIDAA
onlyinfloridaa
"," !
A Black bear swims the Gulf
of Mexico and runs on the
beach in Destin, Florida
QONLYINFLORIDAA
onlyinfloridaa
"," !
in image0:24
Don't come after the
Gen Xers!
10.7K
1428
Bryan P!3| Lee:47
30s beit decade prove me wrong agenx
Fgeretiktokers #millennial_ more
/ orgnal soend - brymninhediee
...mine eh
ibjohnallen
Don't come after the
Gen Xers!
10.7K
1428
Bryan P!3| Lee:47
30s beit decade prove me wrong agenx
Fgeretiktokers #millennial_ more
/ orgnal soend - brymninhediee
...mine eh
ibjohnallen
in image"Can you explain this
gap in your resume?"
THAT'S WHEN I
WAS ACQUIRING
THE SECRETS OF
ANCIENT OCCULT
KNOWLEDGE
@wordsarevibrations
@dr_espen
gap in your resume?"
THAT'S WHEN I
WAS ACQUIRING
THE SECRETS OF
ANCIENT OCCULT
KNOWLEDGE
@wordsarevibrations
@dr_espen
in imageSHAWTY GOT THEM SNAPPLE POSSUM
JEANS
даравлв
@mommysinsidevoice
JEANS
даравлв
@mommysinsidevoice
Read me, meme.
in imageAlliance Festival out in the Mojave Desert.
Like at a mainstream festival, people are out there with like all this ego.
Like at a mainstream festival, people are out there with like all this ego.
in imageI'm sorry if you get seven texts in a row
from me saying something I could have
said in one message but l am who l am.
@mytherapistsays
from me saying something I could have
said in one message but l am who l am.
@mytherapistsays
in imageSara K. Runnels
@omgskr
I'm not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but
1am nosy enough
@omgskr
@omgskr
I'm not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but
1am nosy enough
@omgskr
in imageStop giving
me your
toughest
battles
@dr_espen
It's a bookcase
from IKEA whict
you bought.
Why are you
crying?
me your
toughest
battles
@dr_espen
It's a bookcase
from IKEA whict
you bought.
Why are you
crying?
in imageME ENCOURAGING MY BESTIE NOT TO
TAKE THE HIGH ROAD WHEN THEY ARE
DISRESPECTED
@doyouknowdono
@doyouknowdono
TAKE THE HIGH ROAD WHEN THEY ARE
DISRESPECTED
@doyouknowdono
@doyouknowdono
in imageAA
I'm just Ken and I'm enough.
And I'm great at doing stuff.
@evanrosskatz
I'm just Ken and I'm enough.
And I'm great at doing stuff.
@evanrosskatz
(the no ego thing not withstanding, re: me)
in imageTIMESCANNER
@timescanner
Be a Kermit the Frog. Have a
creative vision and no ego.
Recognize the unique talents of
those around you. Attract weirdos.
Manage chaos. Show kindness. Be
sincere.
@iamthürtyai
(the no ego thing not
withstanding, re: me)
@timescanner
Be a Kermit the Frog. Have a
creative vision and no ego.
Recognize the unique talents of
those around you. Attract weirdos.
Manage chaos. Show kindness. Be
sincere.
@iamthürtyai
(the no ego thing not
withstanding, re: me)
*shows them his love life*
in imageFIXBC
Summer Events at DC Public Libraries
Sat, July 15 | 1-3pm
Mt Pleasant Library | 3160 16th St NW
DEPARTMENT
OF ENERGY &
ENVIRONMENT
DC Public Library
@mtpleasantlibraryfriends
*shows them his love
life*
Summer Events at DC Public Libraries
Sat, July 15 | 1-3pm
Mt Pleasant Library | 3160 16th St NW
DEPARTMENT
OF ENERGY &
ENVIRONMENT
DC Public Library
@mtpleasantlibraryfriends
*shows them his love
life*
When the
yoga teachers
gonna strike tho
yoga teachers
gonna strike tho
in imageWhen the yoga teachers gonna strike tho
namaste
namaste
Happy Jackie Washington Day to everyone who celebrates.
My whole life is vacation practice tbh
in imageNot currently trying to advance my practice
Not currently trying to advance my practice But instead working on what I want to maintain My whole life is vacation practice tbh
Not currently trying to advance my practice But instead working on what I want to maintain My whole life is vacation practice tbh
in imageSHOW
raminnazer
@raminnazer
raminnazer
@raminnazer
in imageat least it's
Something
@raminnazer
@ raminnazer
Something
@raminnazer
@ raminnazer
in imageGeorgie @geogre_j • 23h
Not a soul can clock
·á
@rpdrfamily
Not a soul can clock
·á
@rpdrfamily
this is Charlie
but make it
pigeons.
but make it
pigeons.
in imagethis is Charlie but make it pigeons.
a butterfly garden
this is Charlie but make it pigeons.
a butterfly garden
this is Charlie but make it pigeons.
in imageазтсв шкашай
Mind ouf
@gayunclemario2
Mind ouf
@gayunclemario2
game recognizes game. clock the 7-11 coffee.
in imagegame recognizes game.
clock the 7-11 coffee.
game recognizes game. clock the 7-11 coffee.
clock the 7-11 coffee.
game recognizes game. clock the 7-11 coffee.
Please note that this is not frosted glass
you see it you get me
in imageC°LAVANDERIA
Epoe
A ROM
HORARTO
SUPER
GEMINIS
you see it you get me
Epoe
A ROM
HORARTO
SUPER
GEMINIS
you see it you get me
@gail.hall.927 giving you Barbie vibes
💀 😅
in imageDaDDy Long Arms @michaeljoelhall
in image@tsmadison
Her memoir “Last Black Unicorn” is 🔥
in imageTiffany Haddish
turned her
darkest moments
into comedy gold
(Chrisean Rose for The Washington Post)
@washingtonpost
Her memoir "Last Black
Unicorn" is
turned her
darkest moments
into comedy gold
(Chrisean Rose for The Washington Post)
@washingtonpost
Her memoir "Last Black
Unicorn" is
I haven’t seen yet but I keep seeing pics of Ken and it’s just always me
in imageSHE'S
BROKEN
SHE'S
BROKEN
LAPD
919
AND KEN
VENICE
66
•sr•
60
@shitheadsteve and @moistbuddha
I havent seen yet but I
keep seeing pics of Ken
and it's just always me
BROKEN
SHE'S
BROKEN
LAPD
919
AND KEN
VENICE
66
•sr•
60
@shitheadsteve and @moistbuddha
I havent seen yet but I
keep seeing pics of Ken
and it's just always me
work be like
in imageFIREFIGHTER YOGA BALL CHALLENGE 😮
work be like
THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST SYNCHRONISED FIREFIGHTING DUO YOU'LL EVER SEE!
work be like
THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST SYNCHRONISED FIREFIGHTING DUO YOU'LL EVER SEE!
in imageNO TRAUMA
Bonding AT
THE BAR!
- The
staft
@healingfromhealing
Bonding AT
THE BAR!
- The
staft
@healingfromhealing
in imageAn unexpected event will soon
make your life more exciting.
make your life more exciting.
in imageYou could prosper in the
field of entertainment.
field of entertainment.
in imageVERSATILITY IS ONE OF
YOUR OUTSTANDING TRAITS.
PANDA EXPRESS
YOUR OUTSTANDING TRAITS.
PANDA EXPRESS
Gambling on no Death.
in image‹ Back
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How I Feel Using the Vitruvian
No one: what's your 23 year plan ?
Me:
Me:
in imageNo one: what's your 23 year plan ?
Me:
2000
2001
2010
2023
@evanrosskatz
Me:
2000
2001
2010
2023
@evanrosskatz
So simple. So good. Also, gives ballroom. 🫰🫰🫰yas yas yas
in imageMy Favorite Drill To Instantly Improve Shoulder Mobility
So simple. So good. Also, gives ballroom. 🤚🤚🤚 yas yas yas
So simple. So good. Also, gives ballroom. 🤚🤚🤚 yas yas yas
Don’t mind me, just watching “Red, White, and Royal Blue” three more times before Tuesday.
in imageDon't mind me, just watching "Red,
White, and Royal Blue" three more
times before Tuesday.
l've never felt this
way about anyone.
It's like there's a rope
attached to my chest.
And it keeps pulling
me toward you.
@evanrosskatz
What I mean to
say is, Henry... I-
White, and Royal Blue" three more
times before Tuesday.
l've never felt this
way about anyone.
It's like there's a rope
attached to my chest.
And it keeps pulling
me toward you.
@evanrosskatz
What I mean to
say is, Henry... I-
When your bestie says
“we go”
and then you go.
“we go”
and then you go.
in imageWhen your bestie says "we go" and then you go.
“Slumming it in Shaw”
@compasscoffeedc
@evanrosskatz
@compasscoffeedc
@evanrosskatz
in image"Slumming it in Shaw"
@compasscoffeedc
Gevanrosskatz
@compasscoffeedc
Gevanrosskatz
in imageyes, of course you can have a meltdown today,
just a little one as a treat
@mythera pistsays
IS THIS ABOUT ME OR YOU?
MJH
Person Reading This
just a little one as a treat
@mythera pistsays
IS THIS ABOUT ME OR YOU?
MJH
Person Reading This
needed a treat after practice, then realized the snack was me.
in imageGet sale prices and 2% back in ExtraBucks Rewards*.*
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needed a treat after practice, then
realized the snack was me.
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needed a treat after practice, then
realized the snack was me.
Tetneo ni
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vopianacy
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in imageNeurodivergent Barbie
ADHD Edition
- Hyperfocused Stare
- Can do everything at once
- Can also do nothing
- Can change multiple careers
- No concept of time
TENN
HAS
ADHD
Bonus option to sit in towel
for multiple hours while
staring at the wall
@jennhasadhd
ADHD Edition
- Hyperfocused Stare
- Can do everything at once
- Can also do nothing
- Can change multiple careers
- No concept of time
TENN
HAS
ADHD
Bonus option to sit in towel
for multiple hours while
staring at the wall
@jennhasadhd
idk how to set an out of office message but if I did this would be it.
in imagejoeymillero
idk how to set an out of office
message but if I did this would be it.
• CRABCAKE FACTORY SEAFOOD HOUSE
@michaelgeavanni@smashigram
@michaeljaelhall
idk how to set an out of office
message but if I did this would be it.
• CRABCAKE FACTORY SEAFOOD HOUSE
@michaelgeavanni@smashigram
@michaeljaelhall
or maybe
in imageTRABCANE
or maybe
or maybe
staring competition
in image•How am I supposed
to contain
multitudes when all
things are one?
Art Guy Rubicon
Words @Gendersauce
@gendersauce
to contain
multitudes when all
things are one?
Art Guy Rubicon
Words @Gendersauce
@gendersauce
in imageArt Guy Rubicon
@gendersauce
1 am full of shit.
Words @Gendersauce
@gendersauce
1 am full of shit.
Words @Gendersauce
in imageGood luck breeding those lions
@gayunclemario2
@gayunclemario2
Ashtanga be like
in imageFORKLIFT FAIL CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Ashtanga be like
Ashtanga be like
wrote a blog for sweaty yogis on how to get funk outta clothes.
Link in bio.
Link in bio.
c/o @brandonisfun
in image@STOREHOUSE.VA
ONE THING ABOUT ME,
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE
SITUATION IS, IM GONNA
CRACK A LIL
JOKEY JOKE.
@storehouse.va
c/o @brandonisfun
ONE THING ABOUT ME,
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE
SITUATION IS, IM GONNA
CRACK A LIL
JOKEY JOKE.
@storehouse.va
c/o @brandonisfun
Perfect.
In Todays News: Comments?
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in imageIn Todays News:
Top 5 most desirable cities:
1. Seattle, WA
2. Tampa, FL
3. Charlotte, NC
4. New York, NY
5. Denver, CO
Top 5 least desirable cities:
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Baltimore, MD
3. Atlanta, GA
4. Buffalo, NY
5. Birmingham, AL
Comments?
#zz
Top 5 most desirable cities:
1. Seattle, WA
2. Tampa, FL
3. Charlotte, NC
4. New York, NY
5. Denver, CO
Top 5 least desirable cities:
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Baltimore, MD
3. Atlanta, GA
4. Buffalo, NY
5. Birmingham, AL
Comments?
#zz
in imageTODAY
Adam Perry
@misterperry
My son when I tell him to smile vs when
1 yell out "poop!"
NRERAI
@todayshow and @todayparenus
Adam Perry
@misterperry
My son when I tell him to smile vs when
1 yell out "poop!"
NRERAI
@todayshow and @todayparenus
To all my friends who had something to say about Florida on that list:
in imageTo all my friends who had something
to say about Florida on that list:
unusual whales &
@unusual_whales
Florida is the number 1 state bringing in and
keeping the young and rich, per SmartAsset.
unusualwhales.com
@unusualwhales
to say about Florida on that list:
unusual whales &
@unusual_whales
Florida is the number 1 state bringing in and
keeping the young and rich, per SmartAsset.
unusualwhales.com
@unusualwhales
in imageWords Gendersauce
Art Sidney Nolan
Enlightenment isn't a
competition of who can have
a stick farther up their ass.
cenelers
Art Sidney Nolan
Enlightenment isn't a
competition of who can have
a stick farther up their ass.
cenelers
in imageWords Gendersauce
Art Sidney Nolan
The universe's sense of
humor is part of what makes
it divine.
gendersauce
Art Sidney Nolan
The universe's sense of
humor is part of what makes
it divine.
gendersauce
Just in case that was triggering
in imagetea jay
@teejiay
just found out going ham is short for
hard as a motherfucker and honestly i
just thought we all really liked ham and
now i dont know what to feel
@boozybetch
@teejiay
just found out going ham is short for
hard as a motherfucker and honestly i
just thought we all really liked ham and
now i dont know what to feel
@boozybetch
in imageFit ON TS
NOT
CIARANTEN
))
NOT
CIARANTEN
))
in imageLIVE SO
THAT IF
YOUR LIFE
WAS A BOOK
FLORIDA
WOULD
BAN IT
@gayunclemario2
THAT IF
YOUR LIFE
WAS A BOOK
FLORIDA
WOULD
BAN IT
@gayunclemario2
Read me, Gary.
in imageRead me, Gary.
garyjanetti
If you' re over forty and you' re
posting motivational quotes it's
too late.
garyjanetti
If you' re over forty and you' re
posting motivational quotes it's
too late.
Corpse pose
When your mom
tells you to
stop being extra.
tells you to
stop being extra.
in image8:32 AM
Replied to your story
L
Corpse pose
Stop it
When your mom
tells you to
stop being extra.
Replied to your story
L
Corpse pose
Stop it
When your mom
tells you to
stop being extra.
in imageIF ONLY THERE WERE
NO NEW IDEAS
FOR A WHOLE YEAR
//11/
AND I DEVELOPED A KEEN
INTEREST IN FINANCE AND
ADMINISTRATIVE WORK
raminnazer
@raminnazer
NO NEW IDEAS
FOR A WHOLE YEAR
//11/
AND I DEVELOPED A KEEN
INTEREST IN FINANCE AND
ADMINISTRATIVE WORK
raminnazer
@raminnazer
in imagerandy
@randypaint
mexico fucking nailed it with food man
they were just like here's a tortilla,
meat, & cheese. the tortilla's open. u
like that? uh oh, remix, now it's closed.
still delicious. unreal
a.i2vio,
SONTMIIYC
@moistbuddha
@randypaint
mexico fucking nailed it with food man
they were just like here's a tortilla,
meat, & cheese. the tortilla's open. u
like that? uh oh, remix, now it's closed.
still delicious. unreal
a.i2vio,
SONTMIIYC
@moistbuddha
in imageMe, every morning, when I show up with an
hour left in the practice schedule
@incorrectmethod
=
Brock
@ImTheeBrock
Sorry I'm late I sat on my bed in a towel
for 45 minutes staring at the wall
@incorrectmethod
hour left in the practice schedule
@incorrectmethod
=
Brock
@ImTheeBrock
Sorry I'm late I sat on my bed in a towel
for 45 minutes staring at the wall
@incorrectmethod
get thee to the grudgery
@ejthecomic
@ejthecomic
in imageWE ALL DO IT.
I GOOGLED MY HIGH SCHOOL ARCH NEMESIS,
I GOOGLED MY HIGH SCHOOL ARCH NEMESIS,
in imagePOV: a yoga teacher that knows you for five
minutes is about to ask "how does that land
for you?" after giving you the most unhinged
and tone-deaf unsolicited lifestyle advice ever
@healingfromhealing
@healingfromhealing
minutes is about to ask "how does that land
for you?" after giving you the most unhinged
and tone-deaf unsolicited lifestyle advice ever
@healingfromhealing
@healingfromhealing
Alabama, y’all.
in imageBICYCLE
PARKING
Ду
Alabama, y'all.
PARKING
Ду
Alabama, y'all.
in imageunusual whales •
@unusual_whales
Popeyes have overtaken KFC as the number
2 chicken chain in the US, per CNBC.
unusualwhales.com
@unusualwhales
@unusual_whales
Popeyes have overtaken KFC as the number
2 chicken chain in the US, per CNBC.
unusualwhales.com
@unusualwhales
in imageH''i''
1'
|
In fact, you have even less time
than you did a moment ago.
aminnazer
@raminnazer
1'
|
In fact, you have even less time
than you did a moment ago.
aminnazer
@raminnazer
in imageBut don't freak out over that,
there's no time.
• raminnazer
@raminnazer
there's no time.
• raminnazer
@raminnazer
in imageThe word
'phonetically' doesn't
even start with an f.
Shit like this is why
aliens fly straight
past us.
@the.language.nerds
'phonetically' doesn't
even start with an f.
Shit like this is why
aliens fly straight
past us.
@the.language.nerds
in image@BSIDETONGUE
happy halloween to baby clifford
dressed as a ghost
@beigecardigan
happy halloween to baby clifford
dressed as a ghost
@beigecardigan
From @suenodevida_ecu
Is this one big
or two I need to know
(But also, hope it’s
two and they’re
having a lot of fun)
Is this one big
or two I need to know
(But also, hope it’s
two and they’re
having a lot of fun)
in imageFrom @suenodevida_ecu
Is this one big
or two l need to know
(But also, hope it's
two and they're
having a lot of fun)
Is this one big
or two l need to know
(But also, hope it's
two and they're
having a lot of fun)
in imageHave a panic attack.
You've earned it.
@disappointingaltirma
@disappointingaffirmations
You've earned it.
@disappointingaltirma
@disappointingaffirmations
Told the mysore folks I was going to spend all afternoon playing the new Mario.
in imageA
Aa
Told the mysore folks I was going to
spend all afternoon playing the new
Mario.
MS
Dumh
arton
Oaks
Park
KAL
JPONT
GEORGETOWN
Outdoor Run
WEST END
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appropriately shamed by the
mysore community, I went on a run
before Mario.
Aa
Told the mysore folks I was going to
spend all afternoon playing the new
Mario.
MS
Dumh
arton
Oaks
Park
KAL
JPONT
GEORGETOWN
Outdoor Run
WEST END
Active Calories
745CAL
Distance WN
5.02 MI
appropriately shamed by the
mysore community, I went on a run
before Mario.
CrossFit is the
Ashtanga of the
fitness world.
Ashtanga of the
fitness world.
in imageCrossFit
AME
r/crossfit
u/Southern_Ostrich_564 • 3h
How do you know when not to do a
second crossfit workout in the same
day?
A. You feel tired.
B. There is pain in at least one shoulder and one
knee
C. You are getting behind in other responsibilities
(work, school, family...)
D. All of the above.
Ok, I had to write this post so that I can tell myself
that it is okay to live to fight another day.
CrossFit is the
Ashtanga of the
fitness world.
elevenstewart • 3h
When l've done a first one.
5 Reply
+
44 ฿
lochnah • 1h
When I'm warming up for the first one
•. 5
7
Squab21 • 34m
I came here to say this. There is never a reason
for a second cf workout.
•.
5
T
2 д
RevoDS • 3h
This is the way
•..
r
1 2
AME
r/crossfit
u/Southern_Ostrich_564 • 3h
How do you know when not to do a
second crossfit workout in the same
day?
A. You feel tired.
B. There is pain in at least one shoulder and one
knee
C. You are getting behind in other responsibilities
(work, school, family...)
D. All of the above.
Ok, I had to write this post so that I can tell myself
that it is okay to live to fight another day.
CrossFit is the
Ashtanga of the
fitness world.
elevenstewart • 3h
When l've done a first one.
5 Reply
+
44 ฿
lochnah • 1h
When I'm warming up for the first one
•. 5
7
Squab21 • 34m
I came here to say this. There is never a reason
for a second cf workout.
•.
5
T
2 д
RevoDS • 3h
This is the way
•..
r
1 2
It's slutty librarian, right?
in imageIt's slutty librarian, right?
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michelle as Brit as dolly
in imageI'M NOT OFFENDED
michelle as Brit as dolly
michelle as Brit as dolly
michelle as Brit as dolly
michelle as Brit as dolly
Cowboy Matrix Pumpkin
in imageL
Cowboy Matrix Pumpkin
la.
V
Cfas
@michaelgeovanni
Cowboy Matrix Pumpkin
la.
V
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@michaelgeovanni
frasier was 40 when he moved to Seattle and idk what to say
thanks @stuiestyle for being that deer for me!
in imagethanks @stuiestyle for being that
deer for me!
me trying to send telepathic love to other
queer people i see in public
ur doing great
@gayunclemario2
deer for me!
me trying to send telepathic love to other
queer people i see in public
ur doing great
@gayunclemario2
in image@MrSloaneRanger
How to tell if you have gay brain:
You read this as "it's giving season" instead of
"it's giving season."
If you understand the distinction between the
two identical sentences you may be eligible for
compensation
IT'S
Giving
SEASONE
@gayunclemario2
How to tell if you have gay brain:
You read this as "it's giving season" instead of
"it's giving season."
If you understand the distinction between the
two identical sentences you may be eligible for
compensation
IT'S
Giving
SEASONE
@gayunclemario2
So what you’re saying is
he’s not all bad
he’s not all bad
in imageDrew Angerer/Getty Images
Rep. George Santos used campaign
funds to pay for Botox and OnlyFans,
House ethics report finds
Nov. 16, 2023
npr
So what you're saying is
he's not all bad
@nprpolitics and @npr
Rep. George Santos used campaign
funds to pay for Botox and OnlyFans,
House ethics report finds
Nov. 16, 2023
npr
So what you're saying is
he's not all bad
@nprpolitics and @npr
in imageY una Coca Cola light por favor
inales
@4juancho8
inales
@4juancho8
in imageLiv 😛
@liv_username
My 5 year plan is to hang out with my
friends and tell them i love them
4:07 PM • 8/27/22 • Twitter for iPhone
@gayunclemario2
@liv_username
My 5 year plan is to hang out with my
friends and tell them i love them
4:07 PM • 8/27/22 • Twitter for iPhone
@gayunclemario2
How it started
in imageHow it started
=
ChatGPT 4 >
I want you to make an image of a wellness
influencer influencing
ChatGPT
1
Here's an image of a wellness influencer, a
female of South Asian descent, conducting a
live stream session in a serene, beautifully
designed home environment, influencing her
diverse audience.
J
@healingfromhealing
=
ChatGPT 4 >
I want you to make an image of a wellness
influencer influencing
ChatGPT
1
Here's an image of a wellness influencer, a
female of South Asian descent, conducting a
live stream session in a serene, beautifully
designed home environment, influencing her
diverse audience.
J
@healingfromhealing
How it’s going
in imageHow it's going
ChatGPT
Here's an image depicting the embodiment of
ultimate influence, a formless, omnipresent
wellness force pervading the cosmos.
@healingfromhealing
ChatGPT
Here's an image depicting the embodiment of
ultimate influence, a formless, omnipresent
wellness force pervading the cosmos.
@healingfromhealing
in imageChatGPT
Here's an image depicting the ultimate,
unimaginable state of healing, transcending
all known dimensions and realms, where
healing has become a fundamental aspect of
existence itself.
@healingfromhealing
Here's an image depicting the ultimate,
unimaginable state of healing, transcending
all known dimensions and realms, where
healing has become a fundamental aspect of
existence itself.
@healingfromhealing
in imageJE You
Too much healing! That person is now unwell,
stuck in an endless pattern of consumption of
wellness products and services and
obsessively trying to track their every feeling
and thought. Show me
ChatGPT
Here's an image of a person who has become
unwell due to overindulgence in wellness
products and services, surrounded by an
excessive array of wellness gadgets and
overwhelmed by the constant need to monitor
their health and emotions.
ninealınig
Too much healing! That person is now unwell,
stuck in an endless pattern of consumption of
wellness products and services and
obsessively trying to track their every feeling
and thought. Show me
ChatGPT
Here's an image of a person who has become
unwell due to overindulgence in wellness
products and services, surrounded by an
excessive array of wellness gadgets and
overwhelmed by the constant need to monitor
their health and emotions.
ninealınig
in imageGEMINI FOUR MOODS
idgaf lol
crying on the
inside
-@glossy zodiac
oversharing &
talking too much
not talking at
all
@glossy_zodlac
idgaf lol
crying on the
inside
-@glossy zodiac
oversharing &
talking too much
not talking at
all
@glossy_zodlac
in imageRecents
1:26
0:47
1:30
1:30
2:13
1-20
0:41
0:43
1:20
2:34
1:08
1•2
1:40
O
:29
1:55
1:45
0:36
Ask me about my wiener!
1:26
0:47
1:30
1:30
2:13
1-20
0:41
0:43
1:20
2:34
1:08
1•2
1:40
O
:29
1:55
1:45
0:36
Ask me about my wiener!
in imageJust checking in with you a year
after that motivational quote
you posted to see how your new
life is.
@garyjanerui
after that motivational quote
you posted to see how your new
life is.
@garyjanerui
in imageunusual whales
@unusual_whales
George Santos is filling a complaint with the Office of Congressional
Ethics against Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis for her stock trading.
Nicole Malliotakis bought New York Community Bancorp, $NYCB, on
March 17.
24 hours later, $NYCB announced buying out Signature Bank.
unusualwhales.com
@unusualwhales
@unusual_whales
George Santos is filling a complaint with the Office of Congressional
Ethics against Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis for her stock trading.
Nicole Malliotakis bought New York Community Bancorp, $NYCB, on
March 17.
24 hours later, $NYCB announced buying out Signature Bank.
unusualwhales.com
@unusualwhales
in imageFuck modern anarchist
aesthetics.
Art Jacques Callot Words Gendersauce
This is a sequins and feathers
anarchist household.
@gendersauce
aesthetics.
Art Jacques Callot Words Gendersauce
This is a sequins and feathers
anarchist household.
@gendersauce
in imageStop worrying so much
about everything.
Udisappointingaffirmations
Instead, pick one thing and obsess
over it constantly until it consumes
your every waking thought and
haunts you in your sleep
@disappointingaffirmations
about everything.
Udisappointingaffirmations
Instead, pick one thing and obsess
over it constantly until it consumes
your every waking thought and
haunts you in your sleep
@disappointingaffirmations
in imagePeople who secured a 2.1% 30
year fixed mortgage in 2021
@iomocapitall
year fixed mortgage in 2021
@iomocapitall
in imagejudydcz
Qaborzet
amie
EDCZLEGAL
@wanderful.wally
Qaborzet
amie
EDCZLEGAL
@wanderful.wally
in imageIf you' re over 40 and you' re
posting motivational quotes
it's too late.
@garyjanerui
posting motivational quotes
it's too late.
@garyjanerui
in imageLooks
fade but cunty is forever.
@garyjanerui
fade but cunty is forever.
@garyjanerui
in imageIn 2024 I'm bringing back t-shirts over long
sleeve tees.
@millennial_misery
sleeve tees.
@millennial_misery
Not Canada's Drag Race Season 4 Rusical being a contendor for franchise best
in imageNot Canada's Drag Race Season 4
Rusical being a contendor for
franchise best
the first gay stealing the rainbow from
god
Rusical being a contendor for
franchise best
the first gay stealing the rainbow from
god
Me for the next 2 days.
Im the one in the back.
Im the one in the back.
in imagetoxic king •
@777jorgeivan
New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse
17:37 • 26/12/2022 from Earth • 10M Views
@banhass
@777jorgeivan
New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse
17:37 • 26/12/2022 from Earth • 10M Views
@banhass
It has recently come to my attention that it is not the 31st.
in image10
co
v
It has recently come to my attention
that it is not the 31st.
co
v
It has recently come to my attention
that it is not the 31st.
2024
in imageThere are literally NO rules
saying your New Year's
resolutions can't be for evil
abertisevil
saying your New Year's
resolutions can't be for evil
abertisevil
Day 3 be like
"But I'm a star!!"
(Actually, day 2 gets spicy)
🌶️🌶️
"But I'm a star!!"
(Actually, day 2 gets spicy)
🌶️🌶️
in imageDay 3 be like "But I'm a star!!" (Actually, day 2 gets spicy 🌶️🌶️) 🔗 JOIN THE CHALLENGE!
Day 3 be like "But I'm a star!!" (Actually, day 2 gets spicy 🌶️🌶️) JOIN THE CHALLENGE!
Day 3 be like "But I'm a star!!" (Actually, day 2 gets spicy 🌶️🌶️) JOIN THE CHALLENGE!
in imageNo one is coming
to save you.
You are the adult.
I'm so sorry.
@disappointingaffirmations
to save you.
You are the adult.
I'm so sorry.
@disappointingaffirmations
in imageThe reason that the plural of goose is
geese but the plural of moose is not
meese is because goose derives from
an ancient Germanic word
undergoing strong declension, in
the pattern of foot/ feet and
tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated
to ee. However'moose'is a Native
American word added to the
English lexicon only ~400 years ago,
and lacks the etymological reason
to be pluralized in that way.
@the.language.nerds
geese but the plural of moose is not
meese is because goose derives from
an ancient Germanic word
undergoing strong declension, in
the pattern of foot/ feet and
tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated
to ee. However'moose'is a Native
American word added to the
English lexicon only ~400 years ago,
and lacks the etymological reason
to be pluralized in that way.
@the.language.nerds
in imageZaynah Bear
@zaynahbear
Well then what the hell did Jolene look like????
2000s
dolly parton in 1982
@PopCulture2000s• 21h
@zaynahbear
Well then what the hell did Jolene look like????
2000s
dolly parton in 1982
@PopCulture2000s• 21h
in imageSimon = Ohler
@simon_ohler
ur too serious, open ur clown chakra
2:58 PM • 1/22/24 from Earth • 389K Views
@simon_ohler
ur too serious, open ur clown chakra
2:58 PM • 1/22/24 from Earth • 389K Views
in imagegemini two moods
@glossy_zodiac
not talking at all
oversharing®
@gllossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
not talking at all
oversharing®
@gllossy_zodiac
in imageGemini
making jokes
about their
trauma
@glossy_zodiac
having the best
comebacks in
an argument
@glossy_zodiac
making jokes
about their
trauma
@glossy_zodiac
having the best
comebacks in
an argument
@glossy_zodiac
in imagethem
Two Humpback Whales
Have Been Documented
Having Gay Sex for the
First Time Ever
BY JAMES FACTORA
@them
Getty
Two Humpback Whales
Have Been Documented
Having Gay Sex for the
First Time Ever
BY JAMES FACTORA
@them
Getty
headed to that midweek prax like
yoga teacher, fashion fixer, JVN wishes tbh
in imageforgot my belt
Yesterday's fit saved thanks to @michaeljoelhall
yoga teacher, fashion fixer, JVN wishes tbh
Yesterday's fit saved thanks to @michaeljoelhall
yoga teacher, fashion fixer, JVN wishes tbh
in imagegrant
@urdadssidepiece
me as a therapist
Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling.
Orpartamily
@urdadssidepiece
me as a therapist
Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling.
Orpartamily
in imagePrioritize your mental health.
Have a meltdown every day.
Really get that shit out.
@disappointingaffirmations
Have a meltdown every day.
Really get that shit out.
@disappointingaffirmations
in imagewhen gay boys turn 13 years old the
universe assigns them one woman
working in entertainment. from that
point forward their purpose on earth
becomes supporting this woman so
hard that the force of their love for her
could literally kill them.
universe assigns them one woman
working in entertainment. from that
point forward their purpose on earth
becomes supporting this woman so
hard that the force of their love for her
could literally kill them.
in imageBlanche waking up this morning after
listening to Beyoncé's new album.
@outonthelanaiofficial
listening to Beyoncé's new album.
@outonthelanaiofficial
in imageharem626
@michaelioelhall
says
stomp like an elephant
@michaelioelhall
says
stomp like an elephant
in imagecody
@_codez
mama kudos for following up, for circling back.
@rpdriamilly
@_codez
mama kudos for following up, for circling back.
@rpdriamilly
in imageWords Aleah Black
Nah man the
mushrooms didn't "lead
you to enlightenment."
You just had your first
experience of empathy
since the 2nd grade.
@gendersauce
Nah man the
mushrooms didn't "lead
you to enlightenment."
You just had your first
experience of empathy
since the 2nd grade.
@gendersauce
in imageSome colleagues will seriously get to work in
the morning, clock in and then start eating their
breakfast...
@officialworkmemes
the morning, clock in and then start eating their
breakfast...
@officialworkmemes
in imageHOW DO YOU
"BUSINESS"
AGAIN?
()
10
o)
IT'S EASY!
JUST OPEN UP
EXCEL AND...
HEY
STOP THAT!
raminnazer
@raminnazer
"BUSINESS"
AGAIN?
()
10
o)
IT'S EASY!
JUST OPEN UP
EXCEL AND...
HEY
STOP THAT!
raminnazer
@raminnazer
in image1111111111
оа.
I'M JUST SO RELAXED
THAT IT DOESN'T
REALLY EVEN MATTER.
a
raminnazer
@raminnazer
оа.
I'M JUST SO RELAXED
THAT IT DOESN'T
REALLY EVEN MATTER.
a
raminnazer
@raminnazer
in imageRED LOBSTER
FRESH FISH - LIVE LOBSTER
Reuters
Red Lobster probes "endless shrimp" losses after
bankruptcy filing
1 hour ago • Dietrich Knauth
:
FRESH FISH - LIVE LOBSTER
Reuters
Red Lobster probes "endless shrimp" losses after
bankruptcy filing
1 hour ago • Dietrich Knauth
:
in image^
Axios *
@axios
Red Lobster has filed for Chapter 11
protection.
Follow
Michael McDonald
Follow
..
@ElectProject
A hedge fund bought the company, sold off
all the land Red Lobster restaurants are
located on, leased the land back to Red
Lobster, and jacked the rent. Just so you
know what is really going on here
Axios *
@axios
Red Lobster has filed for Chapter 11
protection.
Follow
Michael McDonald
Follow
..
@ElectProject
A hedge fund bought the company, sold off
all the land Red Lobster restaurants are
located on, leased the land back to Red
Lobster, and jacked the rent. Just so you
know what is really going on here
in imageSOMETIMES YOU
FORGET THAT
YOU'RE
AWESOME
SO THIS IS YOUR
REMINDER
FORGET THAT
YOU'RE
AWESOME
SO THIS IS YOUR
REMINDER
in imageWhy are you so quiet? What's on your mind :
Gemini:
@glossy_zodiac
manifesting
(r
@glossy_zodiac
Gemini:
@glossy_zodiac
manifesting
(r
@glossy_zodiac
in imageCc: @smashigram
IRIP hit item wholesale
DEER
A
DO
HITITEM WHOLE SALE
GARE,
NO/R,
SUN CLEANERS
IRIP hit item wholesale
DEER
A
DO
HITITEM WHOLE SALE
GARE,
NO/R,
SUN CLEANERS
Ill take a dude like i take my slurs: hard F with two Gs in hand, followed by a good O. Happy pride!
in imageme welcoming whatever fresh hell
this week has to offer
this week has to offer
Ill take a dude like i take my slurs: hard F with two Gs in hand, followed by a good O. Happy pride!
in imageouple dividing up their beanie baby collectio
divorce court, 1990s
C
pans
divorce court, 1990s
C
pans
Ill take a dude like i take my slurs: hard F with two Gs in hand, followed by a good O. Happy pride!
in imageBoth hosts of The Apprentice are now convicted
felons.
felons.
she almost got me
in imageCMONEY "D"GREATRST" (29
Krispy Kreme.
all DOLLY'D up!
polly of
SOUTHERN SWEETS
DOLGHNUT COLLFCTION
she almost got me
Krispy Kreme.
all DOLLY'D up!
polly of
SOUTHERN SWEETS
DOLGHNUT COLLFCTION
she almost got me
in imageTina Fey came on my podcast and she, in a very playful
railing against me for sharing my real opinions
railing against me for sharing my real opinions
in image•UaG
Your honor, can I just bang
the gavel for one second?
∞cendersauc
Your honor, can I just bang
the gavel for one second?
∞cendersauc
in imagestep into the club like
@wordsarevibrations
@dr_espen
@wordsarevibrations
@dr_espen
in imageGuy: Bro do you even lift?
Me: Yah Bro, I lift people's spirits
@dr_espen
Me: Yah Bro, I lift people's spirits
@dr_espen
in imageburlington throat factory | fitnessgayz
@titnessgayz
I'm mixed. I'm 1/2 body dysmorphia and 1/2 body
delulu
@füunessgayz and burlington_throat_factory_
@titnessgayz
I'm mixed. I'm 1/2 body dysmorphia and 1/2 body
delulu
@füunessgayz and burlington_throat_factory_
in imageO
O
0
YOU CAN GO
STRANGER
YOU KNOW?
raminnazer
@raminnazer
O
0
YOU CAN GO
STRANGER
YOU KNOW?
raminnazer
@raminnazer
@raminnazer
in imageraminnazer c
@raminnazer
WHAT IF TODAY, AS A JOKE,
I DID ALL THE HARDEST ITEMS
ON MY TO-DO LIST.
MPAY BIG BILL
BORING WORKOUT
COMPLETE FORM
IMP
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EMAILS
SUBMIT ID
FINISH PAS
M TO IRS
NG FILE
raminnazer
@raminnazer
WHAT IF TODAY, AS A JOKE,
I DID ALL THE HARDEST ITEMS
ON MY TO-DO LIST.
MPAY BIG BILL
BORING WORKOUT
COMPLETE FORM
IMP
PSIBLE
EMAILS
SUBMIT ID
FINISH PAS
M TO IRS
NG FILE
raminnazer
While the cats away
in imageThis morning at the @theyoga.club
While the cats away
This morning at the @theyoga.club
@michaeljoelhall
@jenreneyoga
While the cats away
This morning at the @theyoga.club
@michaeljoelhall
@jenreneyoga
in imageIvie Ani
@ivieani
If I owe you an email, imagine what I owe myself
@begoodkarma
@ivieani
If I owe you an email, imagine what I owe myself
@begoodkarma
not charlie but its charlie
in imageI noticed a bear kept going on my swing in the backyard, so I set up a camera and captured this...
not charlie but its charlie
not charlie but its charlie
in image•
the vibe l bring to
the function
@malonespops
the vibe l bring to
the function
@malonespops
my voice coach says
in imageVOICE TIP: ENJOY YOUR BREATH! Next time you're breathing in
VOICE TIP: ENJOY YOUR BREATH! So today I'm breathing in
VOICE TIP: ENJOY YOUR BREATH! So today I'm breathing in
in image•
THAT DOES IT!!!
IF IT GETS ANY STRANGER
I'M COMING BACK THERE!
hores
@raminnazer
THAT DOES IT!!!
IF IT GETS ANY STRANGER
I'M COMING BACK THERE!
hores
@raminnazer
this drink menu is gorg
but
questionable tbh
but
questionable tbh
in imagejeffstagram129
HOT AND
DEUNE
BODERED-
MR. SURF
ALCOHOL, BLUEBERRIES,
WATERMELON, SALTWATER,
SEAWEED, SEA SHELLS
BREAK WATER
LEMON WATER, WATERMELO
COCKTAIL, MINIT, ORANGES,
FOAM GARNISH
LILAC COREL
LAVENDER BLACKBERRIES
PASONFRUTE ALCOHOL FLOWER
$25.00
KIWI LOBSTER
SEAWEED, CHERRY, SOUR
APPLE, WATERMELON, MAPLE
RUM, LOBSTER GARNISH.
RED AXOLOTEL
CHERRY. STRAWBERRY.
BLOODY MARY SLUSHY.
ALCOHOL
WEEKEND SPECIAL
SUNSET SPLASH
ONGE. CHERRY, BANANA
OYTSON
this drink menu is gorg
but
questionable tbh
HOT AND
DEUNE
BODERED-
MR. SURF
ALCOHOL, BLUEBERRIES,
WATERMELON, SALTWATER,
SEAWEED, SEA SHELLS
BREAK WATER
LEMON WATER, WATERMELO
COCKTAIL, MINIT, ORANGES,
FOAM GARNISH
LILAC COREL
LAVENDER BLACKBERRIES
PASONFRUTE ALCOHOL FLOWER
$25.00
KIWI LOBSTER
SEAWEED, CHERRY, SOUR
APPLE, WATERMELON, MAPLE
RUM, LOBSTER GARNISH.
RED AXOLOTEL
CHERRY. STRAWBERRY.
BLOODY MARY SLUSHY.
ALCOHOL
WEEKEND SPECIAL
SUNSET SPLASH
ONGE. CHERRY, BANANA
OYTSON
this drink menu is gorg
but
questionable tbh
in imagejeffstagram129
#sundayfunday
#sundayfunday
in imagegemini one
minute
gemini the
next
@glossy_zodiac
E
PA
x-0р
@gllossy_zodiac
minute
gemini the
next
@glossy_zodiac
E
PA
x-0р
@gllossy_zodiac
its the
fourth
of
july
fourth
of
july
in imagetatz
its the
fourth
of
july
its the
fourth
of
july
I just wanna start popping up saying “Hello! Im Michael Hall”— but mzke it sound a bit like “Shelly Duval) … watch out
in imageRIP ❤️ 🙏
I just wanna start popping up saying "Hello! Im Michael Hall" — but mzke it sound a bit like "Shelly Duval) ... watch out
RIP ❤️ 🙏
I just wanna start popping up saying "Hello! Im Michael Hall"— but mzke it sound a bit like "Shelly Duval) ... watch out
I just wanna start popping up saying "Hello! Im Michael Hall" — but mzke it sound a bit like "Shelly Duval) ... watch out
RIP ❤️ 🙏
I just wanna start popping up saying "Hello! Im Michael Hall"— but mzke it sound a bit like "Shelly Duval) ... watch out
in imageHappiness is a state of mind.
Td
@gayunclemario2
Td
@gayunclemario2
in imageWatching the "Back the Blue"
crowd choose a felon and
the "ACAB" crowd choose a
cop/prosecutor like:
N0
crowd choose a felon and
the "ACAB" crowd choose a
cop/prosecutor like:
N0
in imageNEWS
WIRE
NewsWire ®
@NewsWire_US
D
ROGUEDNC
Rep. Harriet Hageman (R-WY) calls Vice
President Kamala Harris a "DEI hire."
Not George Santos (allegedly)
George Santos
alex
@ax_ferg
you cannot tell me this isn't george santos
in drag again
WIRE
NewsWire ®
@NewsWire_US
D
ROGUEDNC
Rep. Harriet Hageman (R-WY) calls Vice
President Kamala Harris a "DEI hire."
Not George Santos (allegedly)
George Santos
alex
@ax_ferg
you cannot tell me this isn't george santos
in drag again
in imageFOREVER WILIN
@Foreverihyy
Dudes b asking where the bitches at
but never look inward
4:51 PM • 2022-12-15 • Twitter for iPad
@healingfromhealing
@Foreverihyy
Dudes b asking where the bitches at
but never look inward
4:51 PM • 2022-12-15 • Twitter for iPad
@healingfromhealing
in imageWhat if instead of a nervous system we just had a
really chill system
@mytherapistsays
really chill system
@mytherapistsays
pepsi black tbh
in imageSPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
SINGER SPOKE WITH "CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
One of the most iconic Britney Spears moments of all time
SPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
SINGER SPOKE WITH "CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
was
pepsi black tbh
SINGER SPOKE WITH "CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
One of the most iconic Britney Spears moments of all time
SPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
SINGER SPOKE WITH "CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
was
pepsi black tbh
me explaining vinyasa counts
in imageme explaining vinyasa counts
ADHDers when something is understimulating and they aren't engaged:
me explaining vinyasa counts
ADHDers when something is understimulating and they aren't engaged:
the subcommittee
ADHDers when something is understimulating and they aren't engaged:
me explaining vinyasa counts
ADHDers when something is understimulating and they aren't engaged:
the subcommittee
2025
I’ve often had other yoga colleagues wonder how I made it so so far in Ashtanga yoga. They say it with a laugh, and knowing wink. The truth is that deep inside we’re all zebras in a room full of horses. I like to think that I’m a unicorn in a room full of zebras. But I know its all just drag. There’s only one of us here anyway. What I think my colleauges really mean is “you look like you’re having a lot of fun with this identity.” I get where they’re coming from— you’re not supposed to overly identify with this experience. Sometimes I think they just can’t fathom that you might have fun with a constructed identity and be able to let go of it. Ask any drag queen the second best part of getting into drag. Getting out of it. It’s the paradox between “be yourself because everyone else’s taken” and “ life is too important to be taken seriously. ”
in imagee when i say "okay" instead of arguing:
I’ve often had other yoga colleagues wonder how I made it so so far in Ashtanga yoga. They say it with a laugh, and knowing wink. The truth is that deep inside we’re all zebras in a room full of horses. I like to think that I’m a unicorn in a room full of zebras. But I know its all just drag. There’s only one of us here anyway. What I think my colleauges really mean is “you look like you’re having a lot of fun with this identity.” I get where they’re coming from— you’re not supposed to overly identify with this experience. Sometimes I think they just can’t fathom that you might have fun with a constructed identity and be able to let go of it. Ask any drag queen the second best part of getting into drag. Getting out of it. It’s the paradox between “be yourself because everyone else’s taken” and “ life is too important to be taken seriously. ”
in image[In downward dogl F*ck you.
[In downward dogl F*ck you.
@evanrosskatz
[In downward dogl F*ck you.
@evanrosskatz
actual video of me from last night
in imageADHD: Just sleep 20 more
minutes.
ADHD: How about 30
minutes.
ADHD: Just skip work.
ADHD: Just quit your job.
@adnd_memetherapy
minutes.
ADHD: How about 30
minutes.
ADHD: Just skip work.
ADHD: Just quit your job.
@adnd_memetherapy
in image"How did you know I'm a gemini?"
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
in imageGranite Man X
@GraniteDhuine
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least
they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate
you for making them line up like that.
@mytherapistsays
@GraniteDhuine
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least
they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate
you for making them line up like that.
@mytherapistsays
in imageTom Zohar
@TomZohar
Follow
My loofah watching me dissociate in the shower
for 20 minutes
@thegayguyposts
@TomZohar
Follow
My loofah watching me dissociate in the shower
for 20 minutes
@thegayguyposts
hi gay
in imageI didn't believe
yoga would fix my
posture.
But I stand
corrected.
yogajala.
@mindtnemat
yoga would fix my
posture.
But I stand
corrected.
yogajala.
@mindtnemat
britney coming for my gig yall
in imageMe and my friend having our Weekly check ups with eachother So we both don't slowly go insane
BRITNEY COMING FOR MY GIG YALL
Me and my friend having our Weekly check ups with eachother So we both don't slowly go insane
BRITNEY COMING FOR MY GIG YALL
Me and my friend having our Weekly check ups with eachother So we both don't slowly go insane
in image"I never see
vou at the club"
- -V
Ok? I never
see you speaking
for the trees.
@drseuss
vou at the club"
- -V
Ok? I never
see you speaking
for the trees.
@drseuss
@smashigram wild night out 11:30pm
“they”
in imagedeepfates •(
S
@deepfates
the peptides people are even wilder than the
psychedelics people. they have molecules that can
make you tan, skinny, horny, give you a fat ass and
perfect skin, or boil you alive in your own metabolic
heat. truly the age of biohacking is upon us
15:54 • 16/07/25 • 268K Views
•
74
{] 190
04.2k
Д 17K
I
"they"
S
@deepfates
the peptides people are even wilder than the
psychedelics people. they have molecules that can
make you tan, skinny, horny, give you a fat ass and
perfect skin, or boil you alive in your own metabolic
heat. truly the age of biohacking is upon us
15:54 • 16/07/25 • 268K Views
•
74
{] 190
04.2k
Д 17K
I
"they"
in imageAlways strive to be
a better version
of yourself.
Don't just be a fuckup,
be the best fuckup
that you can be.
@disappointingalli
@disappointingaffirmations
a better version
of yourself.
Don't just be a fuckup,
be the best fuckup
that you can be.
@disappointingalli
@disappointingaffirmations
in image8/11
"You just had to roll up your sleeve,
sir"
ELBER
CAMALA
"You just had to roll up your sleeve,
sir"
ELBER
CAMALA
touch what tho
in image20009
PLEASE
DO NOT
TOUCH
touch what tho
PLEASE
DO NOT
TOUCH
touch what tho
in imageFucked around,
found out, then
fucked around
again because
you never
learn.
@ disappointingallirmations
@disappointingaffirmations
found out, then
fucked around
again because
you never
learn.
@ disappointingallirmations
@disappointingaffirmations
in imageMerriam-
Webster
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
'Phonetic' is not.
'Abbreviation' is 12 letters.
'Thesaurus' doesn't have a synonym.
'Monosyllabic' has five syllables.
Say what you will about English,
but it has a sense of humor.
@merriamwebster
Webster
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
'Phonetic' is not.
'Abbreviation' is 12 letters.
'Thesaurus' doesn't have a synonym.
'Monosyllabic' has five syllables.
Say what you will about English,
but it has a sense of humor.
@merriamwebster
in imageOne day you are going to.
look back and wish you
had told more people to
go fuck themselves.
ingalfirmati
nans
@disappointingaffirmations
look back and wish you
had told more people to
go fuck themselves.
ingalfirmati
nans
@disappointingaffirmations
Now
thats
a warrior
pose
thats
a warrior
pose
in image@nationalportraitgallery
Actual footage of how I get anything done
in imageI don'+
WANNA do
the thing!
1 heard someone say
it's because you
CAN'T do the thing.
-
THEN I'M GONNA
TRIPLE DO IT!
Your spite-driven
ambition scares me.
THEY'LL REGRET
DOUBTING ME!
LINKTR.EE/theAwkwardYeti
@theawkwardyeti
Actual footage of how I
get anything done
WANNA do
the thing!
1 heard someone say
it's because you
CAN'T do the thing.
-
THEN I'M GONNA
TRIPLE DO IT!
Your spite-driven
ambition scares me.
THEY'LL REGRET
DOUBTING ME!
LINKTR.EE/theAwkwardYeti
@theawkwardyeti
Actual footage of how I
get anything done
in imagesomeone who
can handle their
random bursts
of energy and
mood swings
@glossy_zodiac
gemini
@glossy_zodiac
can handle their
random bursts
of energy and
mood swings
@glossy_zodiac
gemini
@glossy_zodiac
How I expect financial conservatives to act
in imageSuivre
:
My son just told me he's gay
I burst into tears
But not for the reason you think
You see, 1 understand that statistically,
men earn about 20% more than women
Marrying a man instead of a woman is
simply a wise long-term financial decision
So proud of my son •
Traduire le post
@thegayguyposts
How I expect financial
conservatives to act
:
My son just told me he's gay
I burst into tears
But not for the reason you think
You see, 1 understand that statistically,
men earn about 20% more than women
Marrying a man instead of a woman is
simply a wise long-term financial decision
So proud of my son •
Traduire le post
@thegayguyposts
How I expect financial
conservatives to act
in imageWhat is LGBT?
S
61:310
Lord Ganesha Bhakthi
Time
Thanks
@tnegayguyposus
S
61:310
Lord Ganesha Bhakthi
Time
Thanks
@tnegayguyposus
me while my students are trying to practice
in imageme while my students are trying to practice
Gays in a nutshell:
me while my students are trying to practice
Gays in a nutshell:
me while my students are trying to practice
notes from india 2016
in imageA cow just stole this
woman's chips
10:39 AM //
While she was swimming.
10:39 AM V/
Hahaha
10:39 AM
She was kinda rude to the
staff-- so I died laughing.
10:39 AM V/
Karma
10:40 AM
How is practice?
@michaeljoelhall
10:41 AM
notes from india 2016
woman's chips
10:39 AM //
While she was swimming.
10:39 AM V/
Hahaha
10:39 AM
She was kinda rude to the
staff-- so I died laughing.
10:39 AM V/
Karma
10:40 AM
How is practice?
@michaeljoelhall
10:41 AM
notes from india 2016
in imageKAPOTASANA IS
NOTFA POKE MON
Zü5
YOU DO NOT NEED TO
U-DO
CATCH
EMALL
@michaeljoelhall
NOTFA POKE MON
Zü5
YOU DO NOT NEED TO
U-DO
CATCH
EMALL
@michaeljoelhall
comedy fights authoritarianism
in imagehard to prove
comedy fights authoritarianism
to purchase their rival Tegna
comedy fights authoritarianism
which is a rule that states:
comedy fights authoritarianism
comedy fights authoritarianism
to purchase their rival Tegna
comedy fights authoritarianism
which is a rule that states:
comedy fights authoritarianism
in imagethe reward for
HARD WORK
1s MoRE hard work.
@unrulyascetic
@untulyasceuic
HARD WORK
1s MoRE hard work.
@unrulyascetic
@untulyasceuic
me in the tub
in image@kylieminogue
me in the tub
me in the tub
“Sorry, I’m late, domething came up.”
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
in image"Sorry, I'm late, domething came up."
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
🚨🚨Pop Emergency!!!
in imagePop Emergency!!!
Report: Robyn is about to drop her first new album in seven years
Report: Robyn is about to drop her first new album in seven years
footage of me this morning
in imagefootage of me this morning
BABY GORILLA SHOWING OFF HIS TRICK 🤪
BABY GORILLA SHOWING OFF HIS TRICK 🤪
I think I’m Steve Martin and I’m really Martin Short
in imageMabel, what's the first word that comes to mind
We are complex characters.
Yeah, where is this coming from?
I think I'm Steve Martin and I'm really Martin Short
We are complex characters.
Yeah, where is this coming from?
I think I'm Steve Martin and I'm really Martin Short
procrastinating a run
via selfie
via selfie
in imageGood
morning!
You need
U
to calm
the fuck
down.
@gayunclemario2
morning!
You need
U
to calm
the fuck
down.
@gayunclemario2
in image"l ain't dead yet." - Dolly Parton
@evanrosskatz
@evanrosskatz
in imageWhen I have the perfect joke but the topic changes before I get to say it:
the inspo for my reel.
I have not listened to the album, thanks for asking (nobody asked ).
I have not listened to the album, thanks for asking (nobody asked ).
in imagethe inspo for my reel.
have not listened to the
allbum, thanks for asking
(nobody asked).
@incorrectmethod
Me realizing I don't have to
practice six days a week in order
to practice yoga every day
@incorrectmethod
have not listened to the
allbum, thanks for asking
(nobody asked).
@incorrectmethod
Me realizing I don't have to
practice six days a week in order
to practice yoga every day
@incorrectmethod
in imageLearning is so
boring unless it's
gossip. Teachers
should just start
every lecture like
"omg did you hear
about parabolas?"
@the.language.nerds
boring unless it's
gossip. Teachers
should just start
every lecture like
"omg did you hear
about parabolas?"
@the.language.nerds
in imageHE HAISED HIS
MRHO AND TOLU
THE ROOM-0H BUT
DNCE THE WORHIS
FUNCTIONAL IT LOSES
VALUE-HO OHE CLLL
D0900 CAN CTRCTHOU
MING SELLING VESTS
: ASSUME?
@id knit.uhat
MRHO AND TOLU
THE ROOM-0H BUT
DNCE THE WORHIS
FUNCTIONAL IT LOSES
VALUE-HO OHE CLLL
D0900 CAN CTRCTHOU
MING SELLING VESTS
: ASSUME?
@id knit.uhat
in imageANA
AREHT
WE SO
LUCKY
nUR WORKIS FINIALLY
TREMDY? T WisH HY
GRAHDHA WAS ALIVE
Mg EESERE
@ld knit.that
AREHT
WE SO
LUCKY
nUR WORKIS FINIALLY
TREMDY? T WisH HY
GRAHDHA WAS ALIVE
Mg EESERE
@ld knit.that
in imageDouble-wides, triple-wides,
quadruple-wides, a.k.a. herding
Walking side-by-side with someone,
or double-wide formation, is a rule
breaker. Walking triple-wide, or
three people across, who are taking
up all the space on a narrow
sidewalk, making it impossible to
pass, is even worse. "I would say
that's the number one offense,"
says Roh.
@washingtonpost
quadruple-wides, a.k.a. herding
Walking side-by-side with someone,
or double-wide formation, is a rule
breaker. Walking triple-wide, or
three people across, who are taking
up all the space on a narrow
sidewalk, making it impossible to
pass, is even worse. "I would say
that's the number one offense,"
says Roh.
@washingtonpost
Cc @lizzoouli
in imageStu Pid
-СК ТАШОКЗ
o
1
N20
Cc Glizzoouli
-СК ТАШОКЗ
o
1
N20
Cc Glizzoouli
My friend/yoga student brought this cartoon up with me today
in imageWhen you've done a pose multiple times & your teacher says "don't over do it!" and you realize choice is harder than discipline. My friend/yoga student brought this cartoon up with me today
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