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2022
to my geminis
in imageto my geminis
Chani Nicholas
@chaninicholas
WELCOME GEMINI SEASON!
CHAOS! DATA! CHARM
OFFENSIVE! LOSE INTEREST
WHEN ANYONE SHOWS
INTEREST! 10000 OPEN TABS!
TMI! QUESTIONS! SELF INDUCED
ANXIETY FROM READING EVERY
ARTICLE! SQUIRREL! MIND MAPS!
AIR TABLES! KNOW JUST
ENOUGH TO BE A DANGER TO
EXISTENCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE
FUN!
@chaninicholas
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getting ready for meditation like
in imagegetting ready for meditation like
my anxieties: "Here are like ten impossible
scenarios of how you'll fuck this up."
my common sense: "That's not going to
happ--"
me:
Let them speak.
@mytherapistsays
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in imageam I being tested
again? is this one
of your hardest
battles?
@wordsarevibrations
You literally just
need to put your
phone down and
go outside
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“An embarrassment of riches” an embarrassment
(fixed that for you)
in image"An embarrassment of
riches"
1:28
•adl LTE •
Instagram -
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bitch
bitch • Original Audio
he really said "watch this"
an embarrassment
(fixed that for you)
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in image
Took me awhile, but I found your
doplerganger
Hope this gave you a good chuckle
Omg the best
I just sent it to Mikey
That was the monkey on the
balcony a while back
I can't believe it. Amazing.
Delivered
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in imagereddit
OhHoneyBoiler • 1d
Join
NSFW
Drag Race Canada tweets about the crown
being up for grabs, then deletes because of
the Queen Elizabeth news
Queen of Queens
Dratpace
Canada's Drag Race
@canadasdragrace
HAPPY #CanadasDragRace
DAY
This crown is up for grabs... who is
going to take it home???
FINALE
CANADA'S
Dragpace
& Jada Shada Hudson and 8 others
15:09 • 08/09/2022 • Twitter Web App
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in imageLornngjohn
@John_houseof308
I have a very huge respect for those who
didn't watch Game of Thrones at all. Not
even a single episode. Even with all the
noise made online and offline.
These set of people cannot be affected by
social pressure, peer pressure or anv kind
of pressure in this world
@moistbuddha
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in image*Yukon Ghost
@GrahamKritzer
Some of the nice things about fall are
going to bed when it's dark, and waking
up when it's dark and going to work
when it's still dark and getting off when
it's dark eating dinner in the dark
embrace the dark become the dark
@momsbehavingbadly
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in imageHan Olliver
@hanolliver
My text conversations with friends have
the same three weeks delay as early
1800s century letters traveling via
steamboat
3:28 PM • 2022-09-29 • Twitter for iPhone
925 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 6,732 Likes
@cheerful_nihilism
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savage @esitzler
in imagesavage
Replied to your story
Be the Pelican
not the pekcant
You want one of my kids to go with
your dad jokes?
desitzler
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re: also first year of teaching Mysore in your own space.
in imagere: also first year of
teaching Mysore in your own
space.
Lucy Huber
@clhubes
The thing about being a first-time parent is you
suddenly realize you make the rules of the house?
Your toddler will be like "lets throw a ball" and you're
like "oh I don't think we are allowed to do that
inside?" and they're like "we aren't?" and you're like
"I should find out."
@scarymommy
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in image"HASTA LA
VISTA.BABY.*
у
uiilar
GUYS, I'M NOT KIDDING.
I'M A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.
YOUR LIVES ARE IN DANGER.
COME WITH ME IF YOU
WANT TO LIVE!
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UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE BELIEVED THE TURKINATOR
metzgercartoons.com
METZGER
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in imagekelsey mckinney
C
@mc...•22h
does anyone know what
antidepressant cocktail Daphne
Sullivan is on
13
t7 438
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meghan b. kelly • @meg...• 22h
I think it's called money
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@evanrosskatz
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in imageThe Internet is primarily useful for
searching terms like 'Hobgoblin' or
'Hierophant.' Make sure your main
reason to browse is for learning new
tidbits you can carry around like
shimmering trinkets.
Art Paul Schultze-Naumburg
Words Gendersauce
@gendersauce
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in imagepogaytosalad
Follow
I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i
expected but im crying.
Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling
Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round.
Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I
cannot believe this bird is real.
@upworthy
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in imageWeird Science
@weird_sci
This is the Bearded Reedling. It's a
round little buddy with the curious
habit of doing the splits while
perching on reeds or branches.
@upworthy
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