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2012
Two things: 1.) I do not smell like America. 2.) This farmers tan is outta hand. ... I will be fixing both promptly.
Note to self: when coconuts and clarified butter (ghee) are their own food groups, you needn't worry 'bout body image. Things are gonna be allllll riiiiiight 😉
I'm a paleogi.
The Amaya Penguin. it'san animated gif-- go click.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmza8hdkb1rpvc0vo1_250.gif
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmza8hdkb1rpvc0vo1_250.gif
My ass breaking the plastic chair in the apartment is a serviceable wake up call: I'm calling a moritorium on Peanut Butter until next Friday. 😉
"When I'm done with practice and triple-skype my boyfriend"
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18934052081/when-im-drunk-and-triple-text-my-crush
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18934052081/when-im-drunk-and-triple-text-my-crush
"When I tell my friends I practice at 4:30am"
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18854782525/when-someone-tells-me-they-work-out-before-7am
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18854782525/when-someone-tells-me-they-work-out-before-7am
What I feel like in a dancey yoga class.
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18764846336/when-im-trying-to-follow-along-at-yoga
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18764846336/when-im-trying-to-follow-along-at-yoga
Why I rub people wrong at 7am.
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18614660291/when-i-see-those-people-who-genuinely-love
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18614660291/when-i-see-those-people-who-genuinely-love
"When I hear that Linds and I are going to hit a house party"
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18594664580/waking-up-to-the-hot-guy-girl-from-the-bar-last-night
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18594664580/waking-up-to-the-hot-guy-girl-from-the-bar-last-night
How I feel when people tell me coffee is not good for me.
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18910912657/when-im-watching-titanic-and-rose-tells-jack-that-she
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18910912657/when-im-watching-titanic-and-rose-tells-jack-that-she
Sometime I say shit and remember how f*ckin' weird I am 🙂
You wanna know how to make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
Sometimes I want to live in a cave and not have to be a member of society. #yoga #wouldmakeashittysadhu
This is the status update where I tell you I'm getting a haircut. Only 30% less India.
Funnies from my Twitter #1 (@MichaelJoelHall):
Snuggling vs Work (scale of value)
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
Snuggling vs Work (scale of value)
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
http://thisisindexed.com/2006/08/so-lure-them-from-bed-with-bagels/
RT @matijarijavec: its not a bug!
RT @clarepolitan: And the understatement of the year award goes to...
Best (only!) comment in the box!
RT @washingtonpost: The 'Magic Mike' conundrum: If it's OK for women to ogle, do men get a pass? @SheThePeople
Bye, bye stitches. Ha! By Doctors orders: no laughing. Sorry, Doc...
RT @McGrillZ: The hippie things we do to support @michaeljoelhall
Event Monks love Macs.
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