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2015
#charliegram is king of snuggles and snores.
Retweeted Matea (@mateeea):
"@leggzmackenzie: @RuPaul your bestie looking glam waking up. How many times you seen that look? Lol. glasses
"@leggzmackenzie: @RuPaul your bestie looking glam waking up. How many times you seen that look? Lol. glasses
gizmodo.comThis Site Will Send a Glitter Bomb To Your Enemies Anywhere on EarthThe only thing worse than all the junk mail stuffed in your mailbox is finding a card that's actually addressed to you, but is covered in mounds ofRetweeted TheShelbyNation (@Shelbsthomcat):
@MichaelJoelHall They suggest this glitter mail is for your enemies? What about your gays? #glitterhate
@MichaelJoelHall They suggest this glitter mail is for your enemies? What about your gays? #glitterhate
Not even trying to make afternoon practice possible for me. Move, Chuckles!
Retweeted The Illuminati (@TheEyeOfControl):
You are a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made from stardust riding a rock flying through space. What do you have to be scared of?
You are a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made from stardust riding a rock flying through space. What do you have to be scared of?
Retweeted Terms of Gemini (@GeminiTerms):
##GeminiPeople - A #Gemini man loves a good argument and will usually get carried away.
##GeminiPeople - A #Gemini man loves a good argument and will usually get carried away.
Binge eating cereal. Silencing alarms. C'mon friday, lets try this again.
The national guard is better for you, Jack!
Retweeted Terms of Gemini (@GeminiTerms):
For #Gemini - God = Everything, Mom + Dad = Heroes, Best Friends = Happiness, You = Love.
For #Gemini - God = Everything, Mom + Dad = Heroes, Best Friends = Happiness, You = Love.
Serving Dennis the Menace cow lick realness.
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
Oh I like this shark shirt
Oh I like this shark shirt
usatoday.comTom Brady: Remover of obstacles, winner of Super BowlsThe Patriots quarterback now rivals Joe Montana as the greatest passer of all-time.Retweeted eddie stern (@eddiestern):
Tom Brady, winner of super bowls, keeps Ganesh in his locker.
Tom Brady, winner of super bowls, keeps Ganesh in his locker.
Got a thumbs up ó¾®from a cabbie for my parallel parking skills. Yaaaaas.
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
Awwww ð¬ó¾
Awwww ð¬ó¾
Jesse McCartney and @BarManMichael have the same haircut. #OnFleek #Grammys2015
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
This Heartfelt Video Of Gay Seniors Giving Advice Will Make Your Monday
This Heartfelt Video Of Gay Seniors Giving Advice Will Make Your Monday
Retweeted ryan (@ryanlvnv):
â@oldpicsarchive: Men in a tattoo parlor, 1920s. @frankdecaroshow
â@oldpicsarchive: Men in a tattoo parlor, 1920s. @frankdecaroshow
Retweeted Dancing Shark (@lighterfandango):
Well this sends the wrong message....
Well this sends the wrong message....
Drive safely (or walk steadily?). Either way, we're open 🙂
My poor mouse car has HAD IT with the cold. Us too, Mousika.
Batgirl, Superman, Thor, Flash, Aquaman, and many more. Also, one student dressed as @Jen_Rene ~~ I love, I love, I love.
What do you call cheese made for flights?
Hoped to get a start time at the shala that would let me watch @RuPaulsDragRace live. 9pm EST Monday = 7:30am India. No kiki for me. Got 7.
Good mooooooooooorning, Goookukum! (to the tune of that song from "Hairspray")
So excited for rupaulsdragrace #ashtangay #kriya
Oh my gosh, the fighting next door! It's like Real Housewives of Gokulum over there. (I think? I've not seen the program)
I don't think they mean cats.
washingtoncitypaper.comBrohibition: With McFadden’s and Rhino Bar Gone, Where Will College Kids Go?On a recent Saturday night at Georgetown’s Rhino Bar & Pumphouse, the crowd is drunk, loud, and overwhelmingly young. From my position at the far left corner of the upstairs dance floor, the scene resembles an abstract painting. Pastel polos and oxfords are the uniform of choice for the men of Rhino, and they swirl […]Retweeted Adam Smith (@asmith83):
Boooo stay away from U Street, youths!
Boooo stay away from U Street, youths!
Retweeted Emma O'Neill (@EmmaONeillYoga):
My adventures today w @michaeljoelhall at Easy Day! India's answer to Walmart. Bought a basketball toâ¦
My adventures today w @michaeljoelhall at Easy Day! India's answer to Walmart. Bought a basketball toâ¦
chocolate + goldfish = dinner of champions
Retweeted DCHomos (@DCHomos):
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What would we name him?
Crimes of fashion- love bessnyc4's collage-- this ones sfw, others are not.
Took a nap & dreamed I bought a sailboat with a little engine.
Retweeted Diego (@a_dvn):
Debating if I should make brownies. cause it's either gonna make me super happy or really depressed
Debating if I should make brownies. cause it's either gonna make me super happy or really depressed
Retweeted Great Lakes Gay (@GreatLakesGay):
I'm just gonna go do fuckboi things with my fuckboi friends.
I'm just gonna go do fuckboi things with my fuckboi friends.
The waters out in my flat. My apologies to those near me In the shala today 😡
Dropped all my coffee on the floor. Apparently holding things at 4am is hard.
They'd all benefit from ashtanga yoga ;). Except gumby. Bendy asshole. gtfo.
Retweeted Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica):
Hey, @MurielBowser! BEST NAME EVER! #MP10 needs players like you! Play as me and help defeat Team Mario! #BowserParty
Hey, @MurielBowser! BEST NAME EVER! #MP10 needs players like you! Play as me and help defeat Team Mario! #BowserParty
Not the only one mugging.
Remind you of anyone @mroike
Loving the whole outfit, @nickjonas -- especially that shirt. Alnost typed "top" but saw the entendres get away @outmagazine @DCHomos
sciencealert.comTwo-Dad Babies Could Soon Be a RealityFor the first time, scientists have shown that it’s possible for two people of the same sex to create a baby, without the need for outside egg or sperm donation.we gotta get in on this @barmanmichael
"Go up like that, and you'll have to do 3rd series"
Welp, he is certainly related.
current mood
I have to get on that smiling wagon.
Getting my Mac charger repaired charlie chewed it, finally she died.
I love my monkey friends. I'll be home soon-- with bananas.
I love this; so my speed. You can take the boy outta the comedy club, but you can't take the comedy outta the boy.
The funniest thing I've read in a good while. Looking forward to teaching here soon!
A shoe tree! Happy Easter!
Retweeted Fire Breathing Bromo (@CrossFitBromo):
I'm just gonna leave this here...
I'm just gonna leave this here...
Retweeted Fire Breathing Bromo (@CrossFitBromo):
â@kashiyuka9: Health & Wellbeing
Guys. This was photoshopped.
â@kashiyuka9: Health & Wellbeing
Guys. This was photoshopped.
Retweeted Michael Roike (@BarManMichael):
#omg Peanut butter torte at All Set in Silver Spring. #allset #silverspring
#omg Peanut butter torte at All Set in Silver Spring. #allset #silverspring
Maybe I'll get a side-gig. Bar tending, of course.
http://www.washingtonblade.com/2015/04/16/jim-grahams-next-act-a-strip-club/
http://www.washingtonblade.com/2015/04/16/jim-grahams-next-act-a-strip-club/
Guess I dodged a bullet. Wouldn't start when I came to look at it.
buzzfeed.comWhich Gay Porn Star Should Be Your Boyfriend?When you log off, who’s gonna get you off IRL?Got Levi Michael's-- who did you get?
Dad! Don't you want a nappy?
Retweeted ãã©ã³ã»ã¹ã³ Francesco (@SexbombShiru):
Goodmorning!! happy april 25th!!
Goodmorning!! happy april 25th!!
Opened yet another box from the move- this one labeled "JUNGLE". Expected my masks. Found: stuffed animals. #30s
Saving slices of bread to use as pillows. Held without charges.
Shut the fuck up.
3.
Just hanging out with my squirrelfriends.
This commute is for the birds. #krounchasana #MortalsWelcome
Yeah! Remember May 22!
Someone's ready. #charliegram
Cool as a cucumber.
Retweeted Michael Roike (@BarManMichael):
#tbt My man @michaeljoelhall as an aspiring child actor. So cute!
#tbt My man @michaeljoelhall as an aspiring child actor. So cute!
Hey elephriend! So shady! @kingsdominionva
Retweeted RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace):
"Was your barbecue canceled? 'Cause your grill is f*cked up!" - @jujuboston Happy #MemorialDay, squirrel friends!
"Was your barbecue canceled? 'Cause your grill is f*cked up!" - @jujuboston Happy #MemorialDay, squirrel friends!
This line at the DMV has me missing camping tremendously.
My meditation life in a nutshell.
Retweeted Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry):
If someone puts their hand up on your hip what is the appropriate response? #AskRachel
1. I dip.
2. You dip.
3. We dip.
4. All of the above
If someone puts their hand up on your hip what is the appropriate response? #AskRachel
1. I dip.
2. You dip.
3. We dip.
4. All of the above
Words are useless; especially sentences.
What do you do at the gym?
I'm pretty sure Charlie loves me so much because I often smell of peanut butter.
Ruff life.
Pretty much.
Charliena Grande.
A PSA for dudes.
Love @[589446207:2048:Seaton]'s humor!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2015/07/16/how-seaton-smith-prepared-to-tape-his-first-comedy-album-at-the-dc-improv/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2015/07/16/how-seaton-smith-prepared-to-tape-his-first-comedy-album-at-the-dc-improv/
Charlie got in trouble at the beach.
At the DC goodwill. Oh man.
buzzfeed.com18 Photos The World Needs To See To Understand How Beautiful India Really IsFor every villain, we’ve got hundreds of heroes.Retweeted TheShelbyNation (@Shelbsthomcat):
@MichaelJoelHall
@MichaelJoelHall
lazy
My name ain't Keith, but I see the way you sweat me.
This is just the best video ever. Seriously.
My life right now.
Oh. Right. Deadlifts make my ass feel like this.
Retweeted Duncan Roth (@UncleDuncle):
"It's tough being this tall, pretty and smart" -@MichaelJoelHall
Tell me about it
"It's tough being this tall, pretty and smart" -@MichaelJoelHall
Tell me about it
Second day product. I need a cut.
Urban hammock. Logan circle. #bighairdontcare
One of us didn't try hard enough.
Considering a new helmet.
Fell out of triangle today. #GiulinosSayIdo
Fell out of triangle today. #GiulinosSayIdo
New phone background. Tiger lilies are a favorite. Stinker photobombed.
Look at those ducks in a row.
no.
Don't call it a comeback.
Seriously.
fuck. Fuck. fuck.
FINE.
FINE.
I miss my long hair sometimes.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/man-buns-are-over-its-now-time-for-man-braids
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/man-buns-are-over-its-now-time-for-man-braids
My life in a nutshell.
Afternoons be like
I know it's Putin, but I see @theonlydetox
I really just don't know what to wear.
Life lessons from 60's game shows.
Mostly I think I'm just meant to host a game show.
The second best table. #11isjust2number1s #thomasmckanmashup
My autobiography's title is already taken. Fuck.
Sriracha, to go.
<3
Team Fatty ftw!
Team Fatty ftw!
Muppet Joel Hall has big Saturday plans.
Simply the best camera booth collection ever.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
That time Charlie met a hedgehog.
Then like stop. DAD!
There is a line to get into the new "dive" themed gay bar downstairs. wtf. And I can hear them in my apartment. Ugh.
Just ate a Kit Kat "Chunky" -- made with Peanut Butter. The Middle East is alright 😉
Christmas carols are happening. Indian woman singing "Rudolph the red nose reindeer"
When facebook's ad game is just TOO strong
A visual representation of my healthy eating ways.
I agree, homie.
I put on everyone's accessories for this group shot.
That sign gets it.
I have literally no idea what he's selling, but omg his walk struggle.
Post festival feet.
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