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2016
Me right now.
A quick pic from the #anjunafleamarket -- do you see what I see?
Maybe I am the Blanche.
This is the best thing I've seen in 2016. #goals
Went to this Iyengar class and got strapped to a bench. Kinda like going to the Mid Atlantic Leather conference 😉 have fun, boys!
I need to dress my Goan best.
He didn't even take me to dinner first.
npr.orgEl Paso prosecutor resigns after facing accusations of incompetenceEl Paso County District Attorney Yvonne Rosales agreed to resign. She faced accusations of incompetence involving hundreds of cases and of slowing down the case against the suspected Walmart shooter.I mean, it's cool. Beach cows, man 😉
nang nang nang.
We should have never gone to the gelato place.
I'm not going to tag each of you, but you know who y'all are. I'll see ya in the comments.
4am wake up got me like
You can lead a camel to water...
Low key egot soon.
Teeny tiny toilet frog. He doesn't mind covering for you if you let one ribbit.
Shania got me like "that don't impress me much"
Franswa got *dressed* for our adventure.
I love a good paddle.
In fact, I got that hot sauce in my purse swag. In. My. Purse. Swag. Fuck you too bitches, call the cops. #masc #wegointoredlobster
Not the kind of wild turkey I'm familiar with.
Is this your Indian name, @bibliophile1800 ? ð
I'll just let the video speak for itself.
It is almost 9 and I still haven't had coffee. This is the most freakish jetlag I've ever had.
When my Dad said that all he wants is for me to go farther than he did, it was seemingly my nose/ear hair that listened. #pluck
What if Ace of Base didn't see the sign?
Real life.
Spotify Discovery gets me.
What do you notice about these ears? 😉
I never get permission for a selfie. 😉
Yet another get-to-Bikram by 4 on a Friday fail.
This is not an endorsement, just a giggle.
Charlie has been using an avocado seed as a toy for two days.
Want.
I get all my life to this guy on insta. Cat Shanti, I love you.
Easter swag.
This is after.
The further adventures of Charlie & Hampi.
Feeling like Supes. Does he work on armpit bandhas? 😉
Today, I wore a 3/4 sleeve crop top to practice. I cropped it myself. It was perfect. #dresslikeatwinkactlikeaboss
When K-money showed me this, all I could think was "oh shit"
Ok. Leaving the house after 10:30. In America. Get into it.
Single life = less clothes in pictures
My eyes, my birthstone, my haters.
"Did you just move here from Brooklyn?"
"Nope, I've been here for 15 years."
"Oh, I would have never guessed. I've been here for 28."
This queen's shade. He tried it. Not today, low rent Divine. Not today.
"Nope, I've been here for 15 years."
"Oh, I would have never guessed. I've been here for 28."
This queen's shade. He tried it. Not today, low rent Divine. Not today.
My teeth are like my neighborhood: slowly getting whiter, only crooked if you look hard enough, but in very good health nonetheless.
Charlie be like.
I just don't see me leaving the couch for a while.
For the record, I'm a pirate.
Hair matches shirt. Almost 33, still hot this on lock.
I really relate to Britney.
I am so many of these douches. And yet-- none
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/field-guide-to-dc-douchebags/
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/field-guide-to-dc-douchebags/
"Everything Hurts & I'm Dying"
Why oh why oh why did I drink coffee at 4?!
James Brown and I have a very similar to-do list.
Me to my buddies this AM
"Sleeves? You shirts don't even have sides." -- correct. Just the way I like it.
Please don't get too old to wear crop tops. The world is better for 'em.
A day in the life of @jrene01
My house is basically a sleeve hospice. They just don't last very long once they come in.
omg I missed drag kickball
Charlie looks unsure of my decision making.
I just woke up from a "nap" -- let's call it a disco nap & see what happens!
Years of daily mindfulness practice and I still can't remember dry underwear.
I thought I was constitutionaly entitled to tank tops and lousy spelling.
That year I went as a house fire to Wow Wear right after my house fire.
I mean, I didn't love those glasses anyway.
If you can read this, you're probably in down dog 😉
that time I learned about pirating from Cap'n Morgan.
Wrong. Tiaras, laurels, and crowns are all acceptable at brunch. And CVS. And in the shala after practice. During pranayama. While baking cookies... I mean, um, making smoothies.
http://wpo.st/g2Xj1
http://wpo.st/g2Xj1
Charlie is working on his down dog â â but he's gotta work on that dristi!
I found my spirit animal --- #31 ftw
Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?
http://www.boredpanda.com/capybara-unusual-animal-friendship/
Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?
http://www.boredpanda.com/capybara-unusual-animal-friendship/
Now I know why pirates only have one earring.
Like Lauren said: "It's nice to see a game getting people up & out & exploring."
How am I supposed to practice when there are Pokemon up in hurr?
If you need me, I'll be bleaching my hair & listening to Britney Spears on repeat. is this 2001 or 2016? IDK & IDC -- IDGAF
Blonde ambition.
oh my word. I don't own that shirt anymore.
basically life in my house.
How I feel on my day off-- yoga? run? Lift? Kayak?
No. Trash panda.
No. Trash panda.
My encore is immaculate. Take your seat now.
First: his name is Steele Johnson-- innuendo city! We could stop right there, but Davud Boudua takes the cake cake cake.
Does this come in bigot?
Kapotasana is not a Pokemon.
The NFL is a terrible thing. Now get off my timeline.
My Mom came with jokes this morning on her 69th birthday. Omg. Lol.
Saw a paunchy white guy get escorted out of Town by the police last night. His entitled act fucking slaaayed me. Best show in town.
This is just the best thing today.
Stair is...
in chair.
on a chair.
holding a chair
while holding chair.
It looks like stairs.
Be like Stair.
Stair is...
in chair.
on a chair.
holding a chair
while holding chair.
It looks like stairs.
Be like Stair.
Sitting in my car singing Garth Brooks for 20 minutes cause I just love singing.
So I read all the fact checking pieces-- no quotes from God on whether Trump's assertion that Hillary was the literal Devil or nah. Guess I'll have to go to work not knowing... Get your shit together NPR.
My dog's moody sometimes.
Our third party Candidate, everybody!
The latest in yoga fashion.
Retweeted NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde):
Trump: we gotta get rid of the bad hombres in this country
Me: ugh yes gross disgusting get out
Trump: we gotta get rid of the bad hombres in this country
Me: ugh yes gross disgusting get out
"it's kind of fun to do the impossible"
This fortune cookie gets it.
This fortune cookie gets it.
At the airport: flight 69 is headed to San Fransisco, because of course.
I about died laughing-- so, so funny.
Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - SNL
http://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk
Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - SNL
http://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk
I want 75% of these looks in my rotation.
Is this like King Tutt's tomb, and now a curse will befall all who dared tresspass?
C'mon thru, Santa! But you can keep that tired, cold mess.
http://en.nametests.com/test/result/michael/btn_3689761519/index_new/?t=1478598396&c=o
http://en.nametests.com/test/result/michael/btn_3689761519/index_new/?t=1478598396&c=o
Woke up & DOW Jones futures were down 700 points. Back to bed.
Anyway don't be freaked out by the beard and all.
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a47276/blogger-freaked-out-girl-making-exact-copies-instagram-pictures/
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a47276/blogger-freaked-out-girl-making-exact-copies-instagram-pictures/
ððððððð»ð»ð»ð¨ââ¤ï¸âðâð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âðâð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âðâð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âð¨ð¨ââ¤ï¸âð¨Power Rangers Cosplay Ends In Marriage Proposal
http://cosplay.kotaku.com/power-rangers-cosplay-ends-in-wedding-proposal-1789118077
http://cosplay.kotaku.com/power-rangers-cosplay-ends-in-wedding-proposal-1789118077
So hard to get out of bed after a nap.
Rescue Goat With Anxiety Only Calms Down In Her Duck Costume
https://www.thedodo.com/rescue-goat-duck-costume-2107301918.html
https://www.thedodo.com/rescue-goat-duck-costume-2107301918.html
"Linda is a nightmare. She cries if the tea is cold." -- Emily on GG
Octopus unicorn.
Guys, this Christmas tree is real gay.
Check out the ass on that one (also: that DC looks familiar)
Who could they possibly get emails from?
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