in imageThere are literally NO rules
saying your New Year's
resolutions can't be for evil
abertisevil

in imageDay 3 be like "But I'm a star!!" (Actually, day 2 gets spicy 🌶️🌶️) 🔗 JOIN THE CHALLENGE!
Day 3 be like "But I'm a star!!" (Actually, day 2 gets spicy 🌶️🌶️) JOIN THE CHALLENGE!

in imageNo one is coming
to save you.
You are the adult.
I'm so sorry.
@disappointingaffirmations

in imageThe reason that the plural of goose is
geese but the plural of moose is not
meese is because goose derives from
an ancient Germanic word
undergoing strong declension, in
the pattern of foot/ feet and
tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated
to ee. However'moose'is a Native
American word added to the
English lexicon only ~400 years ago,
and lacks the etymological reason
to be pluralized in that way.
@the.language.nerds

in imageZaynah Bear
@zaynahbear
Well then what the hell did Jolene look like????
2000s
dolly parton in 1982
@PopCulture2000s• 21h

in imageSimon = Ohler
@simon_ohler
ur too serious, open ur clown chakra
2:58 PM • 1/22/24 from Earth • 389K Views

in imagegemini two moods
@glossy_zodiac
not talking at all
oversharing®
@gllossy_zodiac

in imageGemini
making jokes
about their
trauma
@glossy_zodiac
having the best
comebacks in
an argument
@glossy_zodiac

in imagethem
Two Humpback Whales
Have Been Documented
Having Gay Sex for the
First Time Ever
BY JAMES FACTORA
@them
Getty

in imageforgot my belt
Yesterday's fit saved thanks to @michaeljoelhall
yoga teacher, fashion fixer, JVN wishes tbh

in imagegrant
@urdadssidepiece
me as a therapist
Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling.
Orpartamily

in imagePrioritize your mental health.
Have a meltdown every day.
Really get that shit out.
@disappointingaffirmations

in imagewhen gay boys turn 13 years old the
universe assigns them one woman
working in entertainment. from that
point forward their purpose on earth
becomes supporting this woman so
hard that the force of their love for her
could literally kill them.

in imageBlanche waking up this morning after
listening to Beyoncé's new album.
@outonthelanaiofficial

in imageharem626
@michaelioelhall
says
stomp like an elephant

in imagecody
@_codez
mama kudos for following up, for circling back.
@rpdriamilly

in imageWords Aleah Black
Nah man the
mushrooms didn't "lead
you to enlightenment."
You just had your first
experience of empathy
since the 2nd grade.
@gendersauce

in imageSome colleagues will seriously get to work in
the morning, clock in and then start eating their
breakfast...
@officialworkmemes

in imageHOW DO YOU
"BUSINESS"
AGAIN?
()
10
o)
IT'S EASY!
JUST OPEN UP
EXCEL AND...
HEY
STOP THAT!
raminnazer
@raminnazer

in image1111111111
оа.
I'M JUST SO RELAXED
THAT IT DOESN'T
REALLY EVEN MATTER.
a
raminnazer
@raminnazer

in imageRED LOBSTER
FRESH FISH - LIVE LOBSTER
Reuters
Red Lobster probes "endless shrimp" losses after
bankruptcy filing
1 hour ago • Dietrich Knauth
:

in image^
Axios *
@axios
Red Lobster has filed for Chapter 11
protection.
Follow
Michael McDonald
Follow
..
@ElectProject
A hedge fund bought the company, sold off
all the land Red Lobster restaurants are
located on, leased the land back to Red
Lobster, and jacked the rent. Just so you
know what is really going on here

in imageSOMETIMES YOU
FORGET THAT
YOU'RE
AWESOME
SO THIS IS YOUR
REMINDER

in imageWhy are you so quiet? What's on your mind :
Gemini:
@glossy_zodiac
manifesting
(r
@glossy_zodiac

in imageCc: @smashigram
IRIP hit item wholesale
DEER
A
DO
HITITEM WHOLE SALE
GARE,
NO/R,
SUN CLEANERS

in imageme welcoming whatever fresh hell
this week has to offer

in imageouple dividing up their beanie baby collectio
divorce court, 1990s
C
pans

in imageBoth hosts of The Apprentice are now convicted
felons.

in imageCMONEY "D"GREATRST" (29
Krispy Kreme.
all DOLLY'D up!
polly of
SOUTHERN SWEETS
DOLGHNUT COLLFCTION
she almost got me

in imageTina Fey came on my podcast and she, in a very playful
railing against me for sharing my real opinions

in image•UaG
Your honor, can I just bang
the gavel for one second?
∞cendersauc

in imagestep into the club like
@wordsarevibrations
@dr_espen

in imageGuy: Bro do you even lift?
Me: Yah Bro, I lift people's spirits
@dr_espen

in imageburlington throat factory | fitnessgayz
@titnessgayz
I'm mixed. I'm 1/2 body dysmorphia and 1/2 body
delulu
@füunessgayz and burlington_throat_factory_

in imageO
O
0
YOU CAN GO
STRANGER
YOU KNOW?
raminnazer
@raminnazer

in imageraminnazer c
@raminnazer
WHAT IF TODAY, AS A JOKE,
I DID ALL THE HARDEST ITEMS
ON MY TO-DO LIST.
MPAY BIG BILL
BORING WORKOUT
COMPLETE FORM
IMP
PSIBLE
EMAILS
SUBMIT ID
FINISH PAS
M TO IRS
NG FILE
raminnazer

in imageThis morning at the @theyoga.club
While the cats away
This morning at the @theyoga.club
@michaeljoelhall
@jenreneyoga

in imageIvie Ani
@ivieani
If I owe you an email, imagine what I owe myself
@begoodkarma

in imageI noticed a bear kept going on my swing in the backyard, so I set up a camera and captured this...
not charlie but its charlie

in image•
the vibe l bring to
the function
@malonespops

in imageVOICE TIP: ENJOY YOUR BREATH! Next time you're breathing in
VOICE TIP: ENJOY YOUR BREATH! So today I'm breathing in

in image•
THAT DOES IT!!!
IF IT GETS ANY STRANGER
I'M COMING BACK THERE!
hores
@raminnazer

in imagejeffstagram129
HOT AND
DEUNE
BODERED-
MR. SURF
ALCOHOL, BLUEBERRIES,
WATERMELON, SALTWATER,
SEAWEED, SEA SHELLS
BREAK WATER
LEMON WATER, WATERMELO
COCKTAIL, MINIT, ORANGES,
FOAM GARNISH
LILAC COREL
LAVENDER BLACKBERRIES
PASONFRUTE ALCOHOL FLOWER
$25.00
KIWI LOBSTER
SEAWEED, CHERRY, SOUR
APPLE, WATERMELON, MAPLE
RUM, LOBSTER GARNISH.
RED AXOLOTEL
CHERRY. STRAWBERRY.
BLOODY MARY SLUSHY.
ALCOHOL
WEEKEND SPECIAL
SUNSET SPLASH
ONGE. CHERRY, BANANA
OYTSON
this drink menu is gorg
but
questionable tbh

in imagejeffstagram129
#sundayfunday

in imagegemini one
minute
gemini the
next
@glossy_zodiac
E
PA
x-0р
@gllossy_zodiac

in imagetatz
its the
fourth
of
july

in imageRIP ❤️ 🙏
I just wanna start popping up saying "Hello! Im Michael Hall" — but mzke it sound a bit like "Shelly Duval) ... watch out
RIP ❤️ 🙏
I just wanna start popping up saying "Hello! Im Michael Hall"— but mzke it sound a bit like "Shelly Duval) ... watch out

in imageHappiness is a state of mind.
Td
@gayunclemario2

in imageWatching the "Back the Blue"
crowd choose a felon and
the "ACAB" crowd choose a
cop/prosecutor like:
N0

in imageNEWS
WIRE
NewsWire ®
@NewsWire_US
D
ROGUEDNC
Rep. Harriet Hageman (R-WY) calls Vice
President Kamala Harris a "DEI hire."
Not George Santos (allegedly)
George Santos
alex
@ax_ferg
you cannot tell me this isn't george santos
in drag again

in imageFOREVER WILIN
@Foreverihyy
Dudes b asking where the bitches at
but never look inward
4:51 PM • 2022-12-15 • Twitter for iPad
@healingfromhealing

in imageWhat if instead of a nervous system we just had a
really chill system
@mytherapistsays

in imageSPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
SINGER SPOKE WITH "CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
One of the most iconic Britney Spears moments of all time
SPEARS IN THE CROSSFIRE
SINGER SPOKE WITH "CROSSFIRE" CO-HOST
was
pepsi black tbh

in imageme explaining vinyasa counts
ADHDers when something is understimulating and they aren't engaged:
me explaining vinyasa counts
ADHDers when something is understimulating and they aren't engaged:
the subcommittee