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I’ve often had other yoga colleagues wonder how I made it so so far in Ashtanga yoga. They say it with a laugh, and knowing wink. The truth is that deep inside we’re all zebras in a room full of horses. I like to think that I’m a unicorn in a room full of zebras. But I know its all just drag. There’s only one of us here anyway. What I think my colleauges really mean is “you look like you’re having a lot of fun with this identity.” I get where they’re coming from— you’re not supposed to overly identify with this experience. Sometimes I think they just can’t fathom that you might have fun with a constructed identity and be able to let go of it. Ask any drag queen the second best part of getting into drag. Getting out of it. It’s the paradox between “be yourself because everyone else’s taken” and “ life is too important to be taken seriously. ”
in imagee when i say "okay" instead of arguing:
I’ve often had other yoga colleagues wonder how I made it so so far in Ashtanga yoga. They say it with a laugh, and knowing wink. The truth is that deep inside we’re all zebras in a room full of horses. I like to think that I’m a unicorn in a room full of zebras. But I know its all just drag. There’s only one of us here anyway. What I think my colleauges really mean is “you look like you’re having a lot of fun with this identity.” I get where they’re coming from— you’re not supposed to overly identify with this experience. Sometimes I think they just can’t fathom that you might have fun with a constructed identity and be able to let go of it. Ask any drag queen the second best part of getting into drag. Getting out of it. It’s the paradox between “be yourself because everyone else’s taken” and “ life is too important to be taken seriously. ”
in image[In downward dogl F*ck you.
[In downward dogl F*ck you.
@evanrosskatz
[In downward dogl F*ck you.
@evanrosskatz
actual video of me from last night
in imageADHD: Just sleep 20 more
minutes.
ADHD: How about 30
minutes.
ADHD: Just skip work.
ADHD: Just quit your job.
@adnd_memetherapy
minutes.
ADHD: How about 30
minutes.
ADHD: Just skip work.
ADHD: Just quit your job.
@adnd_memetherapy
in image"How did you know I'm a gemini?"
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
@glossy_zodiac
in imageGranite Man X
@GraniteDhuine
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least
they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate
you for making them line up like that.
@mytherapistsays
@GraniteDhuine
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least
they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate
you for making them line up like that.
@mytherapistsays
in imageTom Zohar
@TomZohar
Follow
My loofah watching me dissociate in the shower
for 20 minutes
@thegayguyposts
@TomZohar
Follow
My loofah watching me dissociate in the shower
for 20 minutes
@thegayguyposts
hi gay
in imageI didn't believe
yoga would fix my
posture.
But I stand
corrected.
yogajala.
@mindtnemat
yoga would fix my
posture.
But I stand
corrected.
yogajala.
@mindtnemat
britney coming for my gig yall
in imageMe and my friend having our Weekly check ups with eachother So we both don't slowly go insane
BRITNEY COMING FOR MY GIG YALL
Me and my friend having our Weekly check ups with eachother So we both don't slowly go insane
BRITNEY COMING FOR MY GIG YALL
Me and my friend having our Weekly check ups with eachother So we both don't slowly go insane
in image"I never see
vou at the club"
- -V
Ok? I never
see you speaking
for the trees.
@drseuss
vou at the club"
- -V
Ok? I never
see you speaking
for the trees.
@drseuss
@smashigram wild night out 11:30pm
“they”
in imagedeepfates •(
S
@deepfates
the peptides people are even wilder than the
psychedelics people. they have molecules that can
make you tan, skinny, horny, give you a fat ass and
perfect skin, or boil you alive in your own metabolic
heat. truly the age of biohacking is upon us
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"they"
S
@deepfates
the peptides people are even wilder than the
psychedelics people. they have molecules that can
make you tan, skinny, horny, give you a fat ass and
perfect skin, or boil you alive in your own metabolic
heat. truly the age of biohacking is upon us
15:54 • 16/07/25 • 268K Views
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"they"
in imageAlways strive to be
a better version
of yourself.
Don't just be a fuckup,
be the best fuckup
that you can be.
@disappointingalli
@disappointingaffirmations
a better version
of yourself.
Don't just be a fuckup,
be the best fuckup
that you can be.
@disappointingalli
@disappointingaffirmations
in image8/11
"You just had to roll up your sleeve,
sir"
ELBER
CAMALA
"You just had to roll up your sleeve,
sir"
ELBER
CAMALA
touch what tho
in image20009
PLEASE
DO NOT
TOUCH
touch what tho
PLEASE
DO NOT
TOUCH
touch what tho
in imageFucked around,
found out, then
fucked around
again because
you never
learn.
@ disappointingallirmations
@disappointingaffirmations
found out, then
fucked around
again because
you never
learn.
@ disappointingallirmations
@disappointingaffirmations
in imageMerriam-
Webster
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
'Phonetic' is not.
'Abbreviation' is 12 letters.
'Thesaurus' doesn't have a synonym.
'Monosyllabic' has five syllables.
Say what you will about English,
but it has a sense of humor.
@merriamwebster
Webster
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
'Phonetic' is not.
'Abbreviation' is 12 letters.
'Thesaurus' doesn't have a synonym.
'Monosyllabic' has five syllables.
Say what you will about English,
but it has a sense of humor.
@merriamwebster
in imageOne day you are going to.
look back and wish you
had told more people to
go fuck themselves.
ingalfirmati
nans
@disappointingaffirmations
look back and wish you
had told more people to
go fuck themselves.
ingalfirmati
nans
@disappointingaffirmations
Now
thats
a warrior
pose
thats
a warrior
pose
in image@nationalportraitgallery
Actual footage of how I get anything done
in imageI don'+
WANNA do
the thing!
1 heard someone say
it's because you
CAN'T do the thing.
-
THEN I'M GONNA
TRIPLE DO IT!
Your spite-driven
ambition scares me.
THEY'LL REGRET
DOUBTING ME!
LINKTR.EE/theAwkwardYeti
@theawkwardyeti
Actual footage of how I
get anything done
WANNA do
the thing!
1 heard someone say
it's because you
CAN'T do the thing.
-
THEN I'M GONNA
TRIPLE DO IT!
Your spite-driven
ambition scares me.
THEY'LL REGRET
DOUBTING ME!
LINKTR.EE/theAwkwardYeti
@theawkwardyeti
Actual footage of how I
get anything done
in imagesomeone who
can handle their
random bursts
of energy and
mood swings
@glossy_zodiac
gemini
@glossy_zodiac
can handle their
random bursts
of energy and
mood swings
@glossy_zodiac
gemini
@glossy_zodiac
How I expect financial conservatives to act
in imageSuivre
:
My son just told me he's gay
I burst into tears
But not for the reason you think
You see, 1 understand that statistically,
men earn about 20% more than women
Marrying a man instead of a woman is
simply a wise long-term financial decision
So proud of my son •
Traduire le post
@thegayguyposts
How I expect financial
conservatives to act
:
My son just told me he's gay
I burst into tears
But not for the reason you think
You see, 1 understand that statistically,
men earn about 20% more than women
Marrying a man instead of a woman is
simply a wise long-term financial decision
So proud of my son •
Traduire le post
@thegayguyposts
How I expect financial
conservatives to act
in imageWhat is LGBT?
S
61:310
Lord Ganesha Bhakthi
Time
Thanks
@tnegayguyposus
S
61:310
Lord Ganesha Bhakthi
Time
Thanks
@tnegayguyposus
me while my students are trying to practice
in imageme while my students are trying to practice
Gays in a nutshell:
me while my students are trying to practice
Gays in a nutshell:
me while my students are trying to practice
notes from india 2016
in imageA cow just stole this
woman's chips
10:39 AM //
While she was swimming.
10:39 AM V/
Hahaha
10:39 AM
She was kinda rude to the
staff-- so I died laughing.
10:39 AM V/
Karma
10:40 AM
How is practice?
@michaeljoelhall
10:41 AM
notes from india 2016
woman's chips
10:39 AM //
While she was swimming.
10:39 AM V/
Hahaha
10:39 AM
She was kinda rude to the
staff-- so I died laughing.
10:39 AM V/
Karma
10:40 AM
How is practice?
@michaeljoelhall
10:41 AM
notes from india 2016
in imageKAPOTASANA IS
NOTFA POKE MON
Zü5
YOU DO NOT NEED TO
U-DO
CATCH
EMALL
@michaeljoelhall
NOTFA POKE MON
Zü5
YOU DO NOT NEED TO
U-DO
CATCH
EMALL
@michaeljoelhall
comedy fights authoritarianism
in imagehard to prove
comedy fights authoritarianism
to purchase their rival Tegna
comedy fights authoritarianism
which is a rule that states:
comedy fights authoritarianism
comedy fights authoritarianism
to purchase their rival Tegna
comedy fights authoritarianism
which is a rule that states:
comedy fights authoritarianism
in imagethe reward for
HARD WORK
1s MoRE hard work.
@unrulyascetic
@untulyasceuic
HARD WORK
1s MoRE hard work.
@unrulyascetic
@untulyasceuic
me in the tub
in image@kylieminogue
me in the tub
me in the tub
“Sorry, I’m late, domething came up.”
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
in image"Sorry, I'm late, domething came up."
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
Actual Footage of What Came Up:
video of: me in the mirror for an hour
🚨🚨Pop Emergency!!!
in imagePop Emergency!!!
Report: Robyn is about to drop her first new album in seven years
Report: Robyn is about to drop her first new album in seven years
footage of me this morning
in imagefootage of me this morning
BABY GORILLA SHOWING OFF HIS TRICK 🤪
BABY GORILLA SHOWING OFF HIS TRICK 🤪
I think I’m Steve Martin and I’m really Martin Short
in imageMabel, what's the first word that comes to mind
We are complex characters.
Yeah, where is this coming from?
I think I'm Steve Martin and I'm really Martin Short
We are complex characters.
Yeah, where is this coming from?
I think I'm Steve Martin and I'm really Martin Short
procrastinating a run
via selfie
via selfie
in imageGood
morning!
You need
U
to calm
the fuck
down.
@gayunclemario2
morning!
You need
U
to calm
the fuck
down.
@gayunclemario2
in image"l ain't dead yet." - Dolly Parton
@evanrosskatz
@evanrosskatz
in imageWhen I have the perfect joke but the topic changes before I get to say it:
the inspo for my reel.
I have not listened to the album, thanks for asking (nobody asked ).
I have not listened to the album, thanks for asking (nobody asked ).
in imagethe inspo for my reel.
have not listened to the
allbum, thanks for asking
(nobody asked).
@incorrectmethod
Me realizing I don't have to
practice six days a week in order
to practice yoga every day
@incorrectmethod
have not listened to the
allbum, thanks for asking
(nobody asked).
@incorrectmethod
Me realizing I don't have to
practice six days a week in order
to practice yoga every day
@incorrectmethod
in imageLearning is so
boring unless it's
gossip. Teachers
should just start
every lecture like
"omg did you hear
about parabolas?"
@the.language.nerds
boring unless it's
gossip. Teachers
should just start
every lecture like
"omg did you hear
about parabolas?"
@the.language.nerds
in imageHE HAISED HIS
MRHO AND TOLU
THE ROOM-0H BUT
DNCE THE WORHIS
FUNCTIONAL IT LOSES
VALUE-HO OHE CLLL
D0900 CAN CTRCTHOU
MING SELLING VESTS
: ASSUME?
@id knit.uhat
MRHO AND TOLU
THE ROOM-0H BUT
DNCE THE WORHIS
FUNCTIONAL IT LOSES
VALUE-HO OHE CLLL
D0900 CAN CTRCTHOU
MING SELLING VESTS
: ASSUME?
@id knit.uhat
in imageANA
AREHT
WE SO
LUCKY
nUR WORKIS FINIALLY
TREMDY? T WisH HY
GRAHDHA WAS ALIVE
Mg EESERE
@ld knit.that
AREHT
WE SO
LUCKY
nUR WORKIS FINIALLY
TREMDY? T WisH HY
GRAHDHA WAS ALIVE
Mg EESERE
@ld knit.that
in imageDouble-wides, triple-wides,
quadruple-wides, a.k.a. herding
Walking side-by-side with someone,
or double-wide formation, is a rule
breaker. Walking triple-wide, or
three people across, who are taking
up all the space on a narrow
sidewalk, making it impossible to
pass, is even worse. "I would say
that's the number one offense,"
says Roh.
@washingtonpost
quadruple-wides, a.k.a. herding
Walking side-by-side with someone,
or double-wide formation, is a rule
breaker. Walking triple-wide, or
three people across, who are taking
up all the space on a narrow
sidewalk, making it impossible to
pass, is even worse. "I would say
that's the number one offense,"
says Roh.
@washingtonpost
Cc @lizzoouli
in imageStu Pid
-СК ТАШОКЗ
o
1
N20
Cc Glizzoouli
-СК ТАШОКЗ
o
1
N20
Cc Glizzoouli
My friend/yoga student brought this cartoon up with me today
in imageWhen you've done a pose multiple times & your teacher says "don't over do it!" and you realize choice is harder than discipline. My friend/yoga student brought this cartoon up with me today
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