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I couldn't handle the cuteness. Elephant teapot wifi server.
I know it's WWE... But can I have this outfit?
The still-drunk owl that thought she was hungover.
Something tells me I won't find a Slurpee at this 7-11.
Moonday jokes.
My Christmas tree will be up when I get home... On Valentine's Day.
For @kitty.schulz -- but, but... I'm not a cat person. And, uh, tiger pose.
I am LIVING this trashy romance novel life.
Me, on a night off from practice.
Thought I bought a scone-- turned out to be a cream filled pastry. I gotta learn to read Russian.
I've been serving this lewk for a long time. Did I make it in time for #tbt ??
Shopping.
My bitch face never rests.
Woke up with Mickey Avalon's "So rich, So pretty" in my head ("best piece of ass in the whole damn city...").
I love this pic. Sleeping in conference.
I swear to Allah, if the price of my tequila goes up 20% I will have a bathtub agave jihad.
This is from 2012... And it's accurate in 2017 ð²
Mask4Mask
Are you sick of the selfies yet?
Gagasana: When you know there's no practice in the am and suddenly you've lost your keys and your phone. What's the name of this club? Just dance.
Also: I'm the only American and they are playing video Gaga on repeat.
Be a pineapple. ððð
This sign has no chill. #savageAF
"In Trump's America, even the roses are white!"
Someone's night was better than your's.
Tara called me "kind of a bro." Now she's on blast.
Feelin' this bed head.
How did I get on this mailing list? #wastedstamp #mulabandha
One of the greatest things about a circle of lifelong best friends is that they will keep your darkest secret â â except from each other. In that case, you're just on blast
There is snow and ice on my scooter. We ain't in Goa anymore, I reckon.
I was asleep at 7:30pm on Friday. Woke up briefly at 10:30-- and made the executive decision to go back to sleep.
Will someone come over and do a little yoga practice for me? I'm sleepy and lazy and still want all the benefit. Thanks in advance. zzzz
My scooter tires are supposed to do great in snow. I did not intend to find out today.
Best drag show in Ybor City this Saturday?
What does McDonald's have thats keto-pescaterian friendly?
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted
7-11 gets it.
Yoga heals the green thing.
Oh god. It's me. I'm so sorry ð
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-fully-optimized-life-allows-me-ample-time-to-optimize-yours
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-fully-optimized-life-allows-me-ample-time-to-optimize-yours
And I can't even get Charlie on the running boards!!
Caption this.
So, Luke pointed out that Betty Who and I could be siblings... And, I think he's totally right. Woah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnweJ9-u5I&sns=fb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnweJ9-u5I&sns=fb
Yes. Hot glue bonnet buy in goals.
Five days in the south and "jalepeño" becomes "halahpeenya"
My scooter has a girlfriend.
It took me 6 hours to convince myself to go to the gym.
Literally me today in yoga. Thanks @cory.jivayogi for letting me drop in today!
A bird pooped on me while I practiced.
So, wikipedia says that bull sharks are responsible for most near-shore attacks in rivers. Charlie, the paddleboard, and I are all nervous. Which sharks like to be pet-- I am trying to shake these shark bigotries, I swear!
Had whiskey and a kiki -- came home and ordered snail mucus ð -- this is 34 (almost!)
I get an awful lot of ads for this hot yoga dudes strength series. Its cause I linger at the salaciousnesa of it all, isn't it?
I bought myself a jumpsuit and a Nintendo switch for my birthday. Basically, a romper and a video game... I'm, like, 8.
The rug burn on my chin is from yoga, thank you very much.
Doofy boy on the water.
Led primary was filled with folks I've had the good fortune to work with for over three years each (wow!!) So, I put my mat down and we all practiced together, taking turns calling the postures.
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ekam
dve
tres
chaturanga
5ive
sex
sieben
ocho
navasana
TEN!
(Yes, I failed the audition for Ashtanga Sesame Street.)
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+6 You, Madeline Miskie and Michelle Saroff
Michael Joel Hall
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ekam
dve
tres
chaturanga
5ive
sex
sieben
ocho
navasana
TEN!
(Yes, I failed the audition for Ashtanga Sesame Street.)
16 Like
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+6 You, Madeline Miskie and Michelle Saroff
Michael Joel Hall
0mg dead
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