#performance
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2007
pained. The Drag Race is the same day Jimmey Eat World's in town. Same time, too. So sad.
2008
is back in the comedy coal mine
is going to be in the comedy coal mine most of the weekend
is hitting the comedy coal mine
is working in the Comedy Coal Mine tonight, and then playing hookie for the rest of the weekend!
2009
Via Iconoculture:
"Part wall of shame, part blame game, part dark comedy â the online photolog ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com is straightforward data wrapped up in a complicated package of consumer emotions."
In the photo is a meatloaf cake, the frosting is (presumably) mashed potatoes, the decorative lettering atop? Ketchup.
I was so proud of my super healthy buffalo meat loaf from last week and after seeing this, I kinda wanna die. Ditto on the bacon-and-fudge danish I saw.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
"Part wall of shame, part blame game, part dark comedy â the online photolog ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com is straightforward data wrapped up in a complicated package of consumer emotions."
In the photo is a meatloaf cake, the frosting is (presumably) mashed potatoes, the decorative lettering atop? Ketchup.
I was so proud of my super healthy buffalo meat loaf from last week and after seeing this, I kinda wanna die. Ditto on the bacon-and-fudge danish I saw.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
is in the comedy coal mine.
Thanks, Towleroad, for the best headline of my morning.
I'm from a part of the country where joining the military is a very real opportunity for those who don't wish to be farmhands or make less than 30k a year for the rest of their lives.
Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty make some absurd statements in their arguments to keep the mo's out of the mil. I like that they also are concerned about about Drag Queens joining, and (in the same breath) imply that they're the same as transgender folk. All I can think of is the Eddie Izzard bit about Drag Queen Paratroopers.
http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2009/03/and-theyll-replace-guns-with-dildosaahhh-fear-aaaaaaaaaah.html
I'm from a part of the country where joining the military is a very real opportunity for those who don't wish to be farmhands or make less than 30k a year for the rest of their lives.
Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty make some absurd statements in their arguments to keep the mo's out of the mil. I like that they also are concerned about about Drag Queens joining, and (in the same breath) imply that they're the same as transgender folk. All I can think of is the Eddie Izzard bit about Drag Queen Paratroopers.
http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2009/03/and-theyll-replace-guns-with-dildosaahhh-fear-aaaaaaaaaah.html
is working in the comedy coal mine.
was blown away by Fischerspooner last night!
A friend of mine doing standup.
It's geeky and good. Enjoy.
It's geeky and good. Enjoy.
is in the comedy coal mine...
is heading into the comedy coal mine
is going into the comedy coal mine for a rare Sunday of work. Don't cry for me. I picked this battle.
Thanks for finding this Katie. @ 1:50, She and I make an appearance on Conan along with Shitsauna, our trusty hot mess of a lug-a-loo. Look for me sitting in the tent. Or, just enjoy the video... it made us all laugh!
http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/triumph-visits-bonnaroo-pt1-061909/1128174/
http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/triumph-visits-bonnaroo-pt1-061909/1128174/
got on stage at The Price Is Right (I swear to Ganesh this is true) and taught Drew Carey a little yoga. September 24th it airs!
Team sketch roll call: WTF? at Taint Tonight. Lets dance.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132985915757
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132985915757
's Price is Right episode is on today. I'll be watching! Will you?!
is pissed that this isn't his PiR episode. Does anyone DVR it? Did anyone watch yesterday? What the hell?
's level of crazy: he's taken to posting on tPiR message boards like an octogenarian silver surfer.
http://www.priceisright.com/fan-boards/discussion/54/category/10/topic/193
http://www.priceisright.com/fan-boards/discussion/54/category/10/topic/193
Haha. Here it is at 11.
just found his Wendy Williams confirmation in his Spam Box... for yesterdays show. SOB.
, I reckon, wants to become famous and then get to dance on DWTS.
unabashedly watches Wendy Williams everyday-- I freakin' love her. Watch it!
2010
My locker @ the improv, the day I left.
saw Pink perform live at the 930 Club with AJ Livsey and it was the best live performance by a pop act I've ever seen. Kylie comes REALLY close. Think: Blonde Ambition Madonna.
is walking in the March of Dimes fashion show in Burberry. Saks in Tysons. 3 o'clock.
2011
We were working on our tumbling routine.
Why I Love Mr Rogers. Scott Jordan Harris discusses discovering Fred Rogers's show as an adult.
A friend said: "I was into Mister Rogers before he was cool. We all were, of course, because Mr. Rogers was never cool. He had no time for "cool" when he could be genuine, patient, kind, and compassionate. What a wonderful man he was. I'm glad to see that people are still discovering him today."
Me, too.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/arts-and-culture/night-and-day/6921853/why-i-love-mr-rogers.thtml
A friend said: "I was into Mister Rogers before he was cool. We all were, of course, because Mr. Rogers was never cool. He had no time for "cool" when he could be genuine, patient, kind, and compassionate. What a wonderful man he was. I'm glad to see that people are still discovering him today."
Me, too.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/arts-and-culture/night-and-day/6921853/why-i-love-mr-rogers.thtml
has an uncontrolable crush on Jake Shears. Could Jake, Adam Levine, and I do yoga by a pool? Forever?
Michael Joel Hall and Jake Shears
I secretly hope it rains a bit, so I can see all the Drag Queens' make up running down and swirling into the gutter. Soppy wigs, slippery heels, and sad clowns might just make me die of laughter.
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We resist, we refuse to
let hatred in,
We rise up, we won't
back down
We're in this 'til the
end!
Pray for your enemies!
Welcome the stranger!
Show love to your
neighbor!
We're in this til
the end.
We resist, we refuse to
let hatred in,
We rise up, we won't
back down
We're in this 'til the
end!
Pray for your enemies!
Welcome the stranger!
Show love to your
neighbor!
We're in this til
the end.
2012
#yoga #offthemat I worked with my friend @[12302900:2048:Bryson] at the DC Improv, me honing my adulthood, him his comedy. Listening to him talk about the discipline of his art form is a reminder that one can find sadhana off a mat. Please eschew your TLDR sensibilities for this one.
http://thecomedyhajj.blogspot.com/2012/01/montreal-advice-20-or-how-i-learned-to.html
http://thecomedyhajj.blogspot.com/2012/01/montreal-advice-20-or-how-i-learned-to.html
The gentleman rockin' the slackline at the Super Bowl's Half Time Show has an awesome demo reel. It makes me anxious just watching it. Pretty powerful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdHqmnB-NNc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdHqmnB-NNc
Check out @[3401765:2048:Ali Rodway] at the new Riot Act. She's funny, the place is owned by an old boss, go with it.
https://riotactcomedy.com/
https://riotactcomedy.com/
First Episode of Kathy Griffin's new talk show: http://www.vidxden.com/f8ciqg23far1
http://www.vidxden.com/f8ciqg23far1
http://www.vidxden.com/f8ciqg23far1
Grace Jones at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. At 64, girl can get get it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIicwZrkEhY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIicwZrkEhY
"The Hobbit" shoulda been called "Bye, Bitches!" Now I need a Valium (or summa Gandalf's pipe). Phew!
2013
So honoured to be presenting a demonstration of Ashtanga Yoga for "The Art of Transformation" Opening Night Gala at the Smithsonian's Freer and Sackler Galleries.
My spiritual practice juxtaposed with ancient art inspired by others' own sadhana. Peg & I were art for the Smithsonian tonight... Like moon rocks, ruby slippers, and "Starry Nights." 5000 years of yogic art indeed. Om Namah Shivaya.
Saw the new Carrie. Never saw the original Carrie. I cried most of the movie. I'm scared of teenagers & telekinesis-- in that order.
The last 2/3rds of "if/then" were outstanding. High emotion for those wrestling with life.
2014
You would not believe how close we were for lady gaga. I coulda touched her. *swoon*
Out enjoying live dance! Liz Saluke is AMAZING (so is the company) @shelbsthomcat @mroike http://t.co/iEBWEpYFqR http://t.co/CxfkpZkw9x
Alan Cumming in "Spice World" is so hot!
Retweeted Jake Shears (@Jakeshears):
Singin' with my best girl @kylieminogue tonight. We did all Dolly Parton covers. Was so much fun...⦠http://t.co/yOiW886aBi
Singin' with my best girl @kylieminogue tonight. We did all Dolly Parton covers. Was so much fun...⦠http://t.co/yOiW886aBi
2015
Retweeted Sidney Chen (@thestandingroom):
Or, if you're at New Music Gathering, you can come hear me sing tonight with Volti 🙂 #nmg2015 http://t.co/Cf0jiItSHp
Or, if you're at New Music Gathering, you can come hear me sing tonight with Volti 🙂 #nmg2015 http://t.co/Cf0jiItSHp
.@pegmulqueen @BarManMichae-l Years & Years - King -choreographed by Ryan Heffington, who did Sia's Chandelier. http://t.co/DoL33qLWBZ
Such a great show!
Saw #verucasalt in concert tonight with one of my oldest and bestest friends, after a visi⦠http://t.co/2ydcS39dgf http://t.co/quKJ5ENbGF
I have two floor seats to Madonna available at face value! $395/each! Get at me!
Got to tell @shirleymansom of @garbage that I got an empowered self identification label v⦠https://t.co/wzmPLx1CG0 https://t.co/ocgOgfJ1cl
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Can you see the lights from the #sunburngoa festival? Asia's largest music festival is hap⦠https://t.co/Y0r7dlboTn https://t.co/IAfTB5IgGL
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If you thought my feet from #sunburn2015 were filthy, get a load of @helenethao 's top. https://t.co/Sv2DWFKqWo https://t.co/YmS4SoHU2U
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2016
A not so candid shot from Sunburn, courtesy of the multi-talented @danielaleinenweber https://t.co/8Gl7HJUWmw https://t.co/qjvfDWEblz
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I've had the good fortune to teach contortion to Pole Dancers the past couple of months at Pole Pressure in downtown DC. as most of you know, I have a great love of performance art-- especially burlesque and circus. It's been fantastic working with these athletes, performers, and artists.
"Friends in Low Places" ....I sweated through my shirt & palms. https://t.co/q29O0wTHnB https://t.co/KQP6vj6UM6
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2017
Thoroughly enjoyed "Champion," an opera in Jazz based on the real life experiences of a 50's champion welterweight fighter who just so happened to be queer... And killed a man in the ring. http://m.kennedy-center.org/home/event/orosd
Best drag show in Ybor City this Saturday?
Saw Cameron Carpenter and the International Touring Organ at Strathmore. Friendship meeti⦠https://t.co/T0lyu0ha1V https://t.co/ZpKy3T0KEI
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"Thirty-four years ago, on five consecutive episodes of Mister Rogersâ Neighborhood, two feuding sects representing Russia and the United States began stockpiling parts for bombsâat one point stripping the neighborhoodâs arts funding to bankroll the build-up."
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/25/two-lost-mr-rogers-episodes-mysteriously-resurface-and-might-be-a-message-to-trump.html
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/25/two-lost-mr-rogers-episodes-mysteriously-resurface-and-might-be-a-message-to-trump.html
Post singing lesson selfie. Two years with Dr Miskie-- and I've learned and grown so much. She's been trying to co⦠https://t.co/gNoEU0oNTP https://t.co/k5thGsTUha
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You can break down this stuff three ways: work, play, and deliberate practice. For my dear friend @livelyogini & I, we wanted to take some of the time we've spent with deliberate practice of the Ashtanga methods D.C. and utilize its skills differently, in a form of play.
@antoninaletunovskaya gave us a contortion/acrobatic private, and we got to P L A Y-- and it was SO MUCH FUN. As a student of integrative studies at George Mason, I developed a taste for knitting together and leaning into different and often disparate fields of study and especially their experts.
It was such a great experience-- Antonia is an absolute gem. At 29 and 34, Maggie and I get to say we did something we've never done. Luckily, as teachers of Ashtanga Yoga, we're in the business of believing the impossible is possible.
Fun is fun, and play is play. Good practice requires deliberate attention.
Let your practice let you play!
@antoninaletunovskaya gave us a contortion/acrobatic private, and we got to P L A Y-- and it was SO MUCH FUN. As a student of integrative studies at George Mason, I developed a taste for knitting together and leaning into different and often disparate fields of study and especially their experts.
It was such a great experience-- Antonia is an absolute gem. At 29 and 34, Maggie and I get to say we did something we've never done. Luckily, as teachers of Ashtanga Yoga, we're in the business of believing the impossible is possible.
Fun is fun, and play is play. Good practice requires deliberate attention.
Let your practice let you play!
You can break down this stuff three ways: work, play, and deliberate practice. For my dear friend @livelyogini & I, we wanted to take some of the time we've spent with deliberate practice of the Ashtanga methods D.C. and utilize its skills differently, in a form of play.
@antoninaletunovskaya gave us a contortion/acrobatic private, and we got to P L A Y-- and it was SO MUCH FUN. As a student of integrative studies at George Mason, I developed a taste for knitting together and leaning into different and often disparate fields of study and especially their experts.
It was such a great experience-- Antonia is an absolute gem. At 29 and 34, Maggie and I get to say we did something we've never done. Luckily, as teachers of Ashtanga Yoga, we're in the business of believing the impossible is possible.
Fun is fun, and play is play. Good practice requires deliberate attention.
Let your practice let you play!
@antoninaletunovskaya gave us a contortion/acrobatic private, and we got to P L A Y-- and it was SO MUCH FUN. As a student of integrative studies at George Mason, I developed a taste for knitting together and leaning into different and often disparate fields of study and especially their experts.
It was such a great experience-- Antonia is an absolute gem. At 29 and 34, Maggie and I get to say we did something we've never done. Luckily, as teachers of Ashtanga Yoga, we're in the business of believing the impossible is possible.
Fun is fun, and play is play. Good practice requires deliberate attention.
Let your practice let you play!
Had the good fortune to see him perform a few times. Came with humor and gravitas and somehow had a paradoxical attitude of no fucks given whilst also giving all the fucks.
I'm 100% here for this.
I worked with her a number of years ago, shortly after the d-lists first season. She was incredibly professional and kind. The club's AC was broken, and her face was melting. My co-workers were passing out from heat exhaustion. No hyperbole. As the DC summer got hotter and swampier, the working conditions got worse. it's so easy to lose your cool under the lights, but she still did her thing and gave her all.
Like my friend Jarrett noted, she didn't thank those that supported her in this journey, and that gives me hella pause.
https://www.out.com/popnography/2017/10/28/kathy-griffin-drags-andy-cohen-and-releases-harvey-levins-phone-number
I worked with her a number of years ago, shortly after the d-lists first season. She was incredibly professional and kind. The club's AC was broken, and her face was melting. My co-workers were passing out from heat exhaustion. No hyperbole. As the DC summer got hotter and swampier, the working conditions got worse. it's so easy to lose your cool under the lights, but she still did her thing and gave her all.
Like my friend Jarrett noted, she didn't thank those that supported her in this journey, and that gives me hella pause.
https://www.out.com/popnography/2017/10/28/kathy-griffin-drags-andy-cohen-and-releases-harvey-levins-phone-number
2018
Guys... Go see this show.
ðªð»ðThe body is a phenomenal tool for understanding the phenomenal world. Just as gravity and relativity help us explain and predict, so too can our bodies do the same for our individual relationship with the here and now. ð¤¸ââï¸ðªð»Am I breathing? Ho⦠https://t.co/dNme4GlaYM https://t.co/FTJ1cSg90g
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Kazi is killin it in âShe The Peopleâ!
Celebrating Trinidadian excellence: Trinidadian soprano Jeanine De Bique joins Chineke! to perform 'Rejoice greatly' from Messiah by Handel. WOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQpeGzio4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQpeGzio4k
2019
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I worked at the improv during that impressionable 21-28 time frame. I am so grateful for that time. Night after night i got to watch masters hone their craft. Words, wit, and dynamic performance art... all at the same time. The relationships forged thereâ my friends, my own art, and with incredible artists... Wow. Please help if you can!
tune in to @tradebardc
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2021
sending the best vibes —
4 days out from competition
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2023
I love lifting
and coaching
on this thing
and coaching
on this thing
Good ol’ 5x5 xo @vitruvian
Kelly Starett (who I totally Stan) talking about the Vitruvian.
Wanna train on one? @theyoga.club has got ya
Wanna train on one? @theyoga.club has got ya
180lbs 5x5
The wake up call I needed
~ 15 years ago
was my box jump and
over the shoulder med ball throw.
so many bloody shins over the next few years. 100% worth it.
~ 15 years ago
was my box jump and
over the shoulder med ball throw.
so many bloody shins over the next few years. 100% worth it.
in imageThe wake up call I needed
~15 years ago
was my box jump and
over the shoulder med ball throw.
so many bloody shins over the next
few years. 100% worth it.
There have been a tremendous number of
useless screens and movement tests for
training in the history of the fitness and
performance industries. Here's a useful
battery though.
Rotational med ball throw
Goblet squat
Box jump
If somebody has pop and the squat looks
good, they're going to be easy and fun to
train. If it's marshmallows and a train
wreck, lower your expectations.
~15 years ago
was my box jump and
over the shoulder med ball throw.
so many bloody shins over the next
few years. 100% worth it.
There have been a tremendous number of
useless screens and movement tests for
training in the history of the fitness and
performance industries. Here's a useful
battery though.
Rotational med ball throw
Goblet squat
Box jump
If somebody has pop and the squat looks
good, they're going to be easy and fun to
train. If it's marshmallows and a train
wreck, lower your expectations.
2024
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2025
still not great at double unders (or camera placement)
(reading is fundamental) love the improv
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READ the ROOM
presented by Tim Miller
(reading is fundamental)
READ the ROOM
presented by Tim Miller
(reading is fundamental)
108 reps, too.
in imageTOTAL VOLUME
2,783lb
DURATION
30 min
TOTAL SETS
#
15
MJH Circuit Bar 2
TOTAL ENERGY BURNED
190kCal
HEAVIEST LIFT
63.5lb
52.2lb
POINTS
1,377
VITRUVIVN
vitruvianform.com
108 reps, too.
2,783lb
DURATION
30 min
TOTAL SETS
#
15
MJH Circuit Bar 2
TOTAL ENERGY BURNED
190kCal
HEAVIEST LIFT
63.5lb
52.2lb
POINTS
1,377
VITRUVIVN
vitruvianform.com
108 reps, too.













