totally conviced that relationships are bad for your health. Cholesterol.

listening to the new brit-brit single on repeat. Because he has no phone/life.

horny

is listening to music his ex-boyfriends once played for him. Marathon on Sunday.

is all about crushes

is all about crushes but is *not* about hypnotists.

is looking for a Zahmbie Boyfriend. A guy who loves his brains and still treats him like a piece of meat.

is madly in love with Jake Shears

is smitten with irish coffee

is in NYC with his honey

is so smitten with his old friends

will remember how it feels to be strong and single

is available for courtship

is madly in love with Neil Patrick Harris. Madly.

needn't be so judgemental. Afterall, he's single and they're not

wants to wish all of his old friends and lovers a Happy Fattintine's Day

wants to wish all of his old friends and lovers a Happy Fattentine's Day

s making a mix of songs that have special meaning attached to his past lovers (and a few friends) <3 <3 <3

is your Potential New Boyfriend.

can marry the man of his dreams right in his own backyard. What a marvelous, auspicious, powerful day!

fell asleep on his couch with his dog after dancing with an ex. Is this growing up?

Friends? Fuck yeah!

Friends <3.

I'm in love with my best friend, partner in crime, and roommate. He makes me one of the lucky ones. I love you, Michael Roike. I'm so glad you're mine 🙂

Muscle gripping bone-- visceral memories of my teachers and my lovers. Few pleasures run deeper. Jai Kristenji, jai Michael Roike;)

I like my man best.

Camping with my man!

I love Michael Roike... (we'll see if he does any sun salutes today at Michael Hall - Yoga Community Donation Class)

Scooting through Mysore with boy is equal parts romantic & terrifying. Sounds about right.

on a bit of a facebook hiatus. busy with Rolf, Marci, Beaches, and Boyfriend. Leave a message at the b̶e̶a̶c̶h̶ beep!

Got to share practice with my man & my besties. Saturday couldn't possibly start better.

I have no idea what the insides of a 40+ year relationship look like.

My man's running 3 miles, no problem, on the regular. I can't wait to try and keep up.

I suppose it's finally time to unpack. This will make me very sad (and Michael very happy).

Michael Roike is the bestest. Yesterday, he manned the front desk so I could teach at the White House. Today, I left my keys at home and had to hide my bike in some bushes. While i taught, he brought my keys, found my bike, and locked up. The BEST! I love you, shmoopy!

Friendship is magic. I may not get the face-time I'd like with 'em as often as I want, but o! man, it's great when we do.

4:30am: MJH gets ready to leave for work. MR has been home and asleep for a short period of time after arriving home from work.
2:30pm: Roike gets ready to leave for work. MJH has been asleep for a short period of time after arriving home from work.

Love notes on the bed from @mroike http://t.co/wFpqTSdyfx http://t.co/ovmapMEcsm

He said yes.

To my bestie, my co-captain, and one of the strongest woman I know: Happy Birthday, Puja!

Our third year. http://t.co/WdKRIQr1Cz http://t.co/XQrZrFrcU4

Happy 3rd anniversary to the love of my life.

I love my man and #westmorelandstatepark http://t.co/63uQbp5ynN http://t.co/mQOKzRs9WG

Retweeted Vince Favilla (@vincefavilla):

The trouble with modern friendship: http://t.co/uONwe4BwHf http://t.co/ZYk3oua0rK