How do I get to be Mr. Gay World? Team Sketch, lets get to work on this.

http://www.towleroad.com/2009/02/post-4.html

Kitchy and fab:

Ellen and Portia, Rosie and Kelly, Jack and Ennis, as well as glam top hat wearing Giraffes(my power animal!).

In the water? Kenneth Starr, Larry Craig holdin' a toilet, and Pat Boone with his prop hate loving guitar. Oh, and Fred Phelps, of Westoboro Baptist Shame.

Thanks, Towleroad.
via: http://feeds.towleroad.com/~r/towleroad/feed/~3/faGSU1P-HgY/the-gayest-painting-of-our-time.html

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0112790c4eaa28a4-popup

Via Iconoculture:

"Part wall of shame, part blame game, part dark comedy — the online photolog ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com is straightforward data wrapped up in a complicated package of consumer emotions."

In the photo is a meatloaf cake, the frosting is (presumably) mashed potatoes, the decorative lettering atop? Ketchup.

I was so proud of my super healthy buffalo meat loaf from last week and after seeing this, I kinda wanna die. Ditto on the bacon-and-fudge danish I saw.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Thanks, Towleroad, for the best headline of my morning.

I'm from a part of the country where joining the military is a very real opportunity for those who don't wish to be farmhands or make less than 30k a year for the rest of their lives.

Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty make some absurd statements in their arguments to keep the mo's out of the mil. I like that they also are concerned about about Drag Queens joining, and (in the same breath) imply that they're the same as transgender folk. All I can think of is the Eddie Izzard bit about Drag Queen Paratroopers.

http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2009/03/and-theyll-replace-guns-with-dildosaahhh-fear-aaaaaaaaaah.html

Ink.

Yes, please.

http://contributingeditor.blogspot.com/2009/04/tattoo-youth.html

Remember how I was worried about IMF protesters getting in my way on the way to work? I needn't have bothered. They came right to my door.

http://midcitymike.blogspot.com/2009/04/protesters-come-to-me.html

Team sketch roll call: WTF? at Taint Tonight. Lets dance.