Crocodile in Wonderland http://t.co/k3Mh4QdXst http://t.co/IHNGnV8pjb

Suddenly my collar bones went wide, my soft palate dropped, and I couldn't control the grinning or the shaking. Neat.

A younger family member has four oddly different Facebook accounts-- Unfriended all of 'em. Too sketch. Cat fishing?