saw my landlord's henchman photoging a mattress someone pitched next to the dumpster. I know this is going to somehow end up with me going to court.

Loses his ability to bear insult or injury to others when he's stressed. To the two gentleman I ripped into for making a meter maid's job harder: stop being dicks, but I'm sorry I lectured you. I don't like tickets, either. But seriously: leave 'er alone.