Ugh. I’ve got me a a little heady-ache. I think it was the Gin. Why is it when I drunk blog I sound overly snooty? I think I’m gonna go watch Alias with the neighbors. They prolly have acheys and ouchies, too. Snooty or not, though, I hauled and dumped trashcans of TOILET WATER. Fuckin’…
Republicans! Be on notice! I’m a pedestrian, I walk places. You… you in your boots and cowboy hats, black ties and long scarves, you evil motherfuckers… this is my town, and you are a guest! Again, I repeat, you are a guest! You fucks. I realize that where you come from its okay to wear…
Where the fuck is Paris Hilton when I need her? I could really use her black amex right about now. If I’m going to Hawaii, I need a few things: rock hard abs, a well furnished apartment to return home to (no one likes coming from paradise to la chateu de ghetto), and some new…
I’ve got a pair of panties in my pocket for a friend. Irregular cycles are a bitch, apparently. They’re cute, though, godbless great neighbors. I’m all Sparked up. God bless premium malt beverages with taurine, ginseng, and caffine. I’ve gotta go down to the Big Hunt to deliver these panties… hopefully by the time I…
Okay, so Halo isn’t at 14th and Mass, its at 14th and P. Basically, the hip new spot that just opened Friday is seeable from my window. In fact, its only three doors down from me. Weird, right? I was really expecting it to be a straight bar, but apparently its far from it: totally…
I went to bed at like midnight last night and didn’t get up until 10:50. Thats so much more sleep than I needed… I prefer it when my body is just happy with 8 hours. More sleep is better than no sleep today, ’cause I’m goin in to set up my schedule at Perry’s today…
For a boy who doesn’t have a job, I sure have been a busy guy. Jackie came into town yesterday, so Sacha, Jackie, Pam, Sam, and I went out to Air. Air’s at 13th and Penn, near a bunch of federal buildings, and its a big ol’ outside party. They even have these cool trippy…
Sun-drained and deeply tanned is how I’m spending this third of july. Krista and Crystal came down the day before yesterday to visit, and we went over to Playbill for drinks and for karokee. When we arrived, there was this amazing singer doing her rendition of “The Greatest Love” by Whitney. She rocked the fucking…
I woke up this morning with red eyes. They’re so irritated and pained that I think I scratcehd them last night. Well, not think, know. I know for sure I musta scratched ’em. Last night I met up with Pam over at Cosi, and we hung out, chatted, had a drink and some food, then…
Big wheels keep on turnin’… Sacha and I have decided to head to New York, since Mr. Drive My Car has decided to drive his own car. I reckon he’s now Mr. Drives His Car. Anyway, we’re gonna hop the chinatown bus at around 3am so that we can be in New York at about…