4/20 has come and gone, ya’ll. I hope everyone celebrated well. The 420 High Council convened, but no new decrees were set or smote. Biotech Companies are thinking about pharming underground in caves. I find it one part facinating and one part shit-tasticly creepy. Before Trev[PaEx] moved to Shippensburg from Harrisburg, we spent probably four…
Kelly, of the she who gave my keys to an asian fame, hasn’t called me since I’ve been home. Not since she knew I found out, not since I confronted Lauren, not since my plane landed have I heard shit from her. I don’t know what I think about that. She hasn’t given me an…
Sorry, princess, this is my house. When I came home from vacation there were beer bottles on my coffee table, my pasta had been eaten, cocktails had been made and not cleaned up… my house was worst than how I left it (which is sayin’ something, bitches). Lee broke in through the fire escape and…
So, last night I went to Julia’s for a little shindig. Never been to her place, its over in Washington Circle– totally way fun. She lives with Cole, my ex’s ex. Weird, but lovely good time. They all went drunk diner-ing afterwards, and seeing as how I ate a peanut butter hamburger while in Hawaii,…
Caitlin: (15:19:15): that’s a yes, prepare the bong bitches Me, a week earlier: AGH! Lesbians on my TV!Lauren, today: Finally! Fags on your TV! Showtune for the evening:From Mame, (go download it!!): Bosom Buddies We’ll always be bosom buddies. Friends, sisters and palsWe’ll always be bosom buddiesIf life should reject you there’s me to protect…
I had tasty steak today for dinner. I can’t remember the last time I had red meat. I think it was this summer at Hamburger Mary’s– a freakin’ hamburger. I grilled and seasoned my steak all by myself this time! Word! Mark had to help me dethaw chicken the other day, and today he brought…
I’m sore, banged, and bruised. But I’m happy. No, I’m not sleeping with anyone on a regular basis: tanning has made me feel like its summer! Its amazing! I’m amazing! It really is time to herald the return of SummerDrunk! Thursday didn’t see me making it to all-you-can-drink-a-rama at JR’s; instead I opted for the…
“An administrator at George Mason University demanded $10,000 from a 17-year-old youth last summer in exchange for keeping the pair’s videotaped sexual encounters secret from the teenager’s parents, the boy testified in Fairfax County juvenile court yesterday… But when police started examining the tapes, they discovered six other people — at least three of them…
Some 28 year old college chica just got 18 months probation for selling faux Duff beer. She was forced to reimburse the purchasers, to the tune of nearly 2k. I wonder what beer she used to fake it? I guess it doesn’t matter, aside from the 18 months, they’re makin’ the bitch see a shrink….
I woke up just now very upset… I had a very vivid dream that I forced myself out of. The dream starts in an apartment, and someone in that apartment is telling me how truly talented people are always crazy. He then began discussing a woman who could speak french, and then about this same…