is looking for a Zahmbie Boyfriend. A guy who loves his brains and still trea…
is looking for a Zahmbie Boyfriend. A guy who loves his brains and still treats him like a piece of meat.
Love
is listening to music his ex-boyfriends once played for him. Marathon on Sunday.
is listening to music his ex-boyfriends once played for him. Marathon on Sunday.
List-mania
No posts in way too long. Its winter, and not much is going on. The cold long months have been punctuated by trips to Florida for game show auditions, drunken adventures in the snow (Snow Day!), and driving through life with the cruise control activated. Its not the most exciting exsistance, but I’m enjoying it….
Har Har
I’m in swoon with Sacha Baron Cohen. Borat‘s one of the funniest mothereffing thing I’ve seen in quite a long time. Stoned and in good form with Wendy, we laughed our heads off. Go see it. PS: I really can’t stick to anything. The only major thing I’ve actually followed through on in years is…
Winter Blues
I think I may be on Wendy’s cycle. She’s got her PMS-y stuff and as of now, she’s the only girl with whom I spend a large chunk of time. I’m constantly hungry, craving sweets, and bloated… don’t forget moody and oft-sullen. Thats attractive. The lovelorn black hole I’m rockin’ right now is enough to…
Up
What part of growing up means you feel less? I’ve lost track somewhere of how emotion places in the great race of life. When I was a freshman in college (hell, when I was a senior in high school) and Phoenix and I broke up, I thought I was going to die. I loved him…
Doesn’t Fatty Pride Month Deserve a Parade?
Mark and I shook out the shag rugs today. On my corner. You have to go outside for an event like that, regardless of where you live, but in the country its much easier. Your back yard distinctly belongs to you and only you, but here in the district my back yard is the neighborhood’s…
Welcome to the Majors
[setup]I saw this great little movie that a few people have been talking about…[/setup] So, ya, Mark and I made it to the midnight screening of Star Wars on Wednesday night. I wasn’t super duper impressed, but then again I’m not a Star Wars Junkie. Shiny pretty glimmering funshows always hold my interest, and if…
Libations and Explinations
Smarter boys would learn to watch what they type when posting to the interweb, but unfortunatly I’m sometimes a bit of a dim discoball. I referenced the Foggy Bottom Alcoholics Anonymous on here and had to explain to someone in real life that I wasn’t in AA (not that I shouldn’t be). Its a term…
I Promise More
I’m a darkly tanned, happy fatty. I’m so happy. So internally fulfilled, free, and amazing. I have so much to share… the islands were amazing… disjointed memories, making love, and toes in the sand. Sea turtles, waves, whales, Geo Trackers, and memories. So many memories. And a man who took my heart very quickly. His…