Caitlin: (15:19:15): that’s a yes, prepare the bong bitches Me, a week earlier: AGH! Lesbians on my TV!Lauren, today: Finally! Fags on your TV! Showtune for the evening:From Mame, (go download it!!): Bosom Buddies We’ll always be bosom buddies. Friends, sisters and palsWe’ll always be bosom buddiesIf life should reject you there’s me to protect…
Remember all the bangs and bruises I had a few weeks ago? They told me that perhaps I should find a new passion, a new love. Gin and I broke up last week. Gin has hurt me too badly over the course of this year, the realtionship requiring more from each of us with each…
I’m sore, banged, and bruised. But I’m happy. No, I’m not sleeping with anyone on a regular basis: tanning has made me feel like its summer! Its amazing! I’m amazing! It really is time to herald the return of SummerDrunk! Thursday didn’t see me making it to all-you-can-drink-a-rama at JR’s; instead I opted for the…
I had a really busy day today, I bounced from work to home, to 12th and Penn (to pick up a package), to 13th and U (to get ready for hawaii), back to home, to the gym, to home, to Jenny Lee’s (15th and U) to Chi-Cha (Carter’s going away party), and couldn’t quite make…
I don’t know who the fuck this quiz thinks she is, startin’ out all fantastic, and then cuttin’ to the quick of my crazy like its her job. Fidelity, abuse, and pathological lying? Fuck that bitch, I will mace her ass. She don’t even know me! From here on in, no more quizes! To wit:…
Where the fuck is Paris Hilton when I need her? I could really use her black amex right about now. If I’m going to Hawaii, I need a few things: rock hard abs, a well furnished apartment to return home to (no one likes coming from paradise to la chateu de ghetto), and some new…
It’s 12:30, and I’m getting ready to run over to Halo. I’m gonna guzzle some booze before I get there, out of neccesity this time around. I can’t afford to be drinking all of my money, as per the norm, because I just bought tickets to Hawaii. Lauren and I are gonna be there from…
Sun-drained and deeply tanned is how I’m spending this third of july. Krista and Crystal came down the day before yesterday to visit, and we went over to Playbill for drinks and for karokee. When we arrived, there was this amazing singer doing her rendition of “The Greatest Love” by Whitney. She rocked the fucking…
I totally scratched my eye. 3 tears. Apparently its gonna scab over and be fine in about a week– crazy, right? So, I’ve been wearing my glasses, and been shoppin’ around for a new pair. I wanted to get some today, but i was just too friggin’ busy. I took Lauren and Gidja to puppy-class…
I’m getting some random kid from online to come help me put the air conditioner I just got off craigslist in my window. It was free, so even if it won’t fit, I can’t complain, all it cost me was a little gas. It weighs like a bajillion pounds, so as I was moving it…