Fight Club! What Movie Do You Belong in? Krista asked me the last time she saw a batch of quizzes on here if I was cheating or not. And, after this quiz, I’m starting to wonder if they just aren’t too accurate for their own good. Creepy! Oh, something funny from last night. While the…
I Said Gah-Dayum, Gah-Dayum. Fuckin adventures out the wazoo in the past two days. For Christmas, my brother Trey gave me Capitals tickets. I couldn’t have been more thrilled, the only time I make it to a Caps game is when he throws tickets my way. And, of course he has seasons tickets, and the…
Hahahaha, Emily would be sooo proud of me! I have managed to watch nothing except trash TV for like a week now! The summer before last, she spent about 70% of her evenings at my house. Every night she would have a different chick-friend that her mother thought she was staying with, when in reality…
Le sigh. Well, I’m putting in a retroactive withdrawl for this past semester’s fuckups. I certainly have enough proof to show I had outstanding circumstances all semester, so I will prolly get it. The dean of the College of Arts and Sciences, my new subcollege, decided to return to me my schedule that the system…
My cousin Mara has this anteater, and its really very adorable. The anteater has some great story attached to it, and an equally great name. I don’t really remember the story or the name, because it was probably a really cute boyfriend-y story, and judgeing from my last couple of entries, I have reason to…
Lil, the original of Coyote Ugly, sent this my way (okay, blatently ripped from her blog): TARA’S QUESTIONS TO ASK TO AVOID DATING A DOUCHBAG 1. Do you still live with mother? Having to wipe my ass everyday is a part of life. Having to wipe his ass too is only doubling your chances of…
Chapter Headingby HemingwayFor we have thought the longer thoughts And gone the shorter way.And we have danced to devil’s tunes Shivering home to pray;To serve one master in the night, Another in the day. Amazing, it still fits… Before, it was about the pressing feelings one conjurs when they are embarking on a decision. Intellectual…
Grumble, Grumble. I spent the morning lying in bed until about 2. I also stayed up reading until about 5, so I feel absolutely fan-fucking-tastic about my decision. Normally when I’m in low spirits, I like to stay in bed alllllllll day long, occasionally getting up for sorbet or dulce de leche. Today, I was…
You’re Thailand! Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can…
Prince Ali, yes it is he… The city called to me on Wednesday, and I coudln’t not heed the call. I had to go. And so it was. I just got back from a really good time in the city; terribly wholesome, horribly healthy. I’m so glad for it. Major recharge time. I went up…