I’m on day four of Little Miss Smokey and I’s Total. Body. Challenge. Yeah, we got suckered into health and fitness, but listen, this time its okay. Really. The only thing I’m actively giving up is fried foods and full calorie beverages, so its not like I’m eating every four days and doing lines of…
Its still snowing, and I’m slightly damp. I didn’t stick around too long at work today, ’cause my manager pissed me off pretty much as I walked through the door. Granted, I’m nicotine free and not drunk, so I’m a little irritable, but still, I was entitled to this pissiess. I was the second person…
Damnit all. It’s snowing. Not that I don’t love that floatly white stuff, but couldn’t it have waited for me to get to work? I don’t wanna walk down Rhode Island Ave in this. Yick!
I couldn’t walk down 14th Street this weekend without walking into a large, scary looking leather daddy, a slave sans ballgag, or a horrified tourist. Good Times. Yeah, the Mid Atlantic Leather Conference was in town, and I actually went on the “Meet the Meat” bar crawl this past friday. I knew that I could…
Coral, the oft-crass, bitchy, class-of-her-own anti-hero has surely begun to piss me off. I’m predisposed to really liking Coral, seeing as how she and I shared some Cheetos my sophomore year of college, but Fattie pride is being strained. Coral’s been steppin’ to my girl Ruthie. You don’t come out swinging against my Ruthie, we…
I don’t know who the fuck this quiz thinks she is, startin’ out all fantastic, and then cuttin’ to the quick of my crazy like its her job. Fidelity, abuse, and pathological lying? Fuck that bitch, I will mace her ass. She don’t even know me! From here on in, no more quizes! To wit:…
God love ya, Paris. You finally get to partake in one of the greatest, vainest thrills a gay young man can discover: calling out your own name in bed. Getting nailed hard has never been so fun and meta. Honestly, though, isn’t this a lil dangerous for the universe? I fear for the trapped souls…
Where the fuck is Paris Hilton when I need her? I could really use her black amex right about now. If I’m going to Hawaii, I need a few things: rock hard abs, a well furnished apartment to return home to (no one likes coming from paradise to la chateu de ghetto), and some new…
It’s 12:30, and I’m getting ready to run over to Halo. I’m gonna guzzle some booze before I get there, out of neccesity this time around. I can’t afford to be drinking all of my money, as per the norm, because I just bought tickets to Hawaii. Lauren and I are gonna be there from…
electroclash is love brought to you by the isLove Generator Its true! How did it know?! Thats about all the lovin’ I’m gettin’ though. No gym membership, no romantic prospects. Thank god I have good friends, otherwise I’d be lonely. Miraculously, I’m not. Not even a little. Word.