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“Pants Are For Sissy’s” — Lauren

No more Cosi for me. There were many straws on this camel’s back, but a shitty tipper with a good personality did me in. I called her out on it, told my boss about it. The district manager informed me that while individuality was once celebrated at Cosi, we’re now a publicly traded corporation, and…

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I totally scratched my eye. 3 tears. Apparently its gonna scab over and be fine in about a week– crazy, right? So, I’ve been wearing my glasses, and been shoppin’ around for a new pair. I wanted to get some today, but i was just too friggin’ busy. I took Lauren and Gidja to puppy-class…

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Yuck.

I woke up this morning with red eyes. They’re so irritated and pained that I think I scratcehd them last night. Well, not think, know. I know for sure I musta scratched ’em. Last night I met up with Pam over at Cosi, and we hung out, chatted, had a drink and some food, then…

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Knows a Lot of People

I’m getting some random kid from online to come help me put the air conditioner I just got off craigslist in my window. It was free, so even if it won’t fit, I can’t complain, all it cost me was a little gas. It weighs like a bajillion pounds, so as I was moving it…

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Boo Hiss

I’m not in New York or Tampa. Sacha totally backed out on me, and I didn’t wanna go alone. Instead, Puja’s gonna come over tonight and we’re gonna have a fun little evening. Alex hasn’t called. I guess that I need to find a new crush. It’s not even been 24 hours, though… should I…

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On the road again

Big wheels keep on turnin’… Sacha and I have decided to head to New York, since Mr. Drive My Car has decided to drive his own car. I reckon he’s now Mr. Drives His Car. Anyway, we’re gonna hop the chinatown bus at around 3am so that we can be in New York at about…

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Huh.

I love the country. The Stranger’s Queer issue is out right now, and I can’t help but feel it targeted me specifically Check out the “Virginia is for Haters” article and the Reverse Migrartion” one as well. And while I’m thinkin’ about it, if anyone knows a rookie or recent arrival for my time, send…

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CrankyPants

I woke up this morning unhappily. I don’t know for sure why I was such a grounchy head this morning, but I was. I stumbled to my phone and saw that I had no missed calls, and also saw that my battery was nearly dead. I tried to call sacha to find out what our…

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Revisit

Enough of this insipid farce,Its times like these that we should parsethe information we’ve been given.Dealers, liars, filthy whoresentranced by those who’ve sold their Moores.I stand alone, accountable, striken. Its with death I’ve daily fought,ambiguous, like a muscle taut.Sexy in the dim flame’s light,room aglow with fire all its own,illumiated appendages all thats shownby the…

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Ooooout Tonight

Nothing went according to plan yesterday. Instead of Sacha and I getting together for happy hour, we decided to go be healthy seperatly– she playing tennis, me going to the gym. Ultimatly, the plan was to meet up afterwards. After getting out of the gym, I decided to swing by Cosi to go see everyone….

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