Caitlin: (15:19:15): that’s a yes, prepare the bong bitches Me, a week earlier: AGH! Lesbians on my TV!Lauren, today: Finally! Fags on your TV! Showtune for the evening:From Mame, (go download it!!): Bosom Buddies We’ll always be bosom buddies. Friends, sisters and palsWe’ll always be bosom buddiesIf life should reject you there’s me to protect…
I had tasty steak today for dinner. I can’t remember the last time I had red meat. I think it was this summer at Hamburger Mary’s– a freakin’ hamburger. I grilled and seasoned my steak all by myself this time! Word! Mark had to help me dethaw chicken the other day, and today he brought…
Tonight at Taint (superfun) I went to the bathroom. Not an unusual occurrencefor me at a bar– clearly. In the bathroom a boy was fixing his hair in the mirror (and in the sink, he may as well have been bathing. That boy, before allowing me to use the mirror, told me that only people…
Remember all the bangs and bruises I had a few weeks ago? They told me that perhaps I should find a new passion, a new love. Gin and I broke up last week. Gin has hurt me too badly over the course of this year, the realtionship requiring more from each of us with each…
I hope everyone had a great Fattentinesmas! Until next year, ya’ll! Fatty Claus, out.
Ugh. I woke up at 8:30 this morning, after having gone to bed at midnight. Since the skitrip I’ve been waking up early for a variety of reasons, but on my day off I shouldn’t have been wide awake so fucking early. Does this mean I’m going to be trapped on a too-early sleep cycle…
Gosh, once upon a laxidazical, the idea of a lounge and a dentist’s office were wholly disparate notions. Alas and anon those days are gone. On a drunken stumble home, I noticed that Exhale Club and Lounge (motto: “Come in and Exhale”) was literally within two feet of an emergency dental office. The proximity conjured…
I’m sore, banged, and bruised. But I’m happy. No, I’m not sleeping with anyone on a regular basis: tanning has made me feel like its summer! Its amazing! I’m amazing! It really is time to herald the return of SummerDrunk! Thursday didn’t see me making it to all-you-can-drink-a-rama at JR’s; instead I opted for the…
Now that Julia Child has kicked, we can let the sherry flow free for merriment! Oh, sure, sherry’s fun to cook with and its definatly fun to drink; I even hear you can get really fucked up off of sherry if you try hard enough. But what happens when you’re an ulcer ridden alcoholic who…
“An administrator at George Mason University demanded $10,000 from a 17-year-old youth last summer in exchange for keeping the pair’s videotaped sexual encounters secret from the teenager’s parents, the boy testified in Fairfax County juvenile court yesterday… But when police started examining the tapes, they discovered six other people — at least three of them…