“God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” said the preacher from the bu…

"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” said the preacher from the bully pulpit. Meanwhile, “If Michelangelo had been straight,” one lesbian comedian was heard espousing, “the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.” Continual research into the infinite and enough time with my lesbian sisters tells me that she’s prolly got this sorted out.