Chris saw this boy in an ugly fedora walking down the street. The boy also had on ill fitting white pants.

What' ol' Agnes think?

"I bet his middle name is Ta-Da!"

I'm surrounded at all times by straightboys and dudefags. I'm way into it right now, since Lauren's hiding out mostly on H Street, and my the rest of my girls are all busy-busy-busy. Or in Richmond. Or, ya know, elsewhere. I'm pretty gosh-darn single and kinda getting into that, too, like when you switch from a moutain bike to a road bike. Its not neccesarily all that much different, but it takes some getting used to.