Food

fairly sure he’s not drinking for a night, ’cause sleepin’ til 4pm is laaaame

bored after midnight. Stupid coffee.

being a good health & fitness fatty

Ahoy Hoy! Sebastian Cole takes after his daddy more and more every day. Aside from runnin’ all goofy-like, he also has an interest in gardening. Yes, little Bashers decided that he just couldn’t stand my schaflera tree any longer and decided to dig it up. Seven and a half gallons of potting soil later, my…

Doesn’t Fatty Pride Month Deserve a Parade?

Mark and I shook out the shag rugs today. On my corner. You have to go outside for an event like that, regardless of where you live, but in the country its much easier. Your back yard distinctly belongs to you and only you, but here in the district my back yard is the neighborhood’s…

Chores

The folks had their 23rd Wedding anniversery last night; it doesn’t get more romantic than the first day of spring, ya’ll. They’re coming into the District this evening to hang out and have dinner and I’m really very excited, not having seen them in a few months and all. They should be here around 7:30,…

“You’re the Audrey Hepburn of Bollywood!”

Inbetwixt the haze of smoke and the yummy manjo fruit salad, Puja and I spent a whole day catching up, gabbing, and basically giggling at one another. Hell, we even made that fruit salad. And went to dinner. HUGE dinner. God it was good. Good, good stuff. Puja told me that I need to leave…

Mmm!

I had tasty steak today for dinner. I can’t remember the last time I had red meat. I think it was this summer at Hamburger Mary’s– a freakin’ hamburger. I grilled and seasoned my steak all by myself this time! Word! Mark had to help me dethaw chicken the other day, and today he brought…

Sherry + Ass + Lead Pipes = Friday Morning

Ugh. I woke up at 8:30 this morning, after having gone to bed at midnight. Since the skitrip I’ve been waking up early for a variety of reasons, but on my day off I shouldn’t have been wide awake so fucking early. Does this mean I’m going to be trapped on a too-early sleep cycle…

is a happy fatty.