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Grover and Cookie gon’ miss e’rybody. http://bit.ly/2npUG9a

My scooter tires are supposed to do great in snow. I did not intend to find o…

My scooter tires are supposed to do great in snow. I did not intend to find out today.

Will someone come over and do a little yoga practice for me? I’m sleepy and l…

Will someone come over and do a little yoga practice for me? I’m sleepy and lazy and still want all the benefit. Thanks in advance. zzzz

I was asleep at 7:30pm on Friday. Woke up briefly at 10:30– and made the exe…

I was asleep at 7:30pm on Friday. Woke up briefly at 10:30– and made the executive decision to go back to sleep.

There is snow and ice on my scooter. We ain’t in Goa anymore, I reckon. https…

There is snow and ice on my scooter. We ain’t in Goa anymore, I reckon.

One of the greatest things about a circle of lifelong best friends is that th…

One of the greatest things about a circle of lifelong best friends is that they will keep your darkest secret â â except from each other. In that case, you’re just on blast

How did I get on this mailing list? #wastedstamp #mulabandha

Feelin’ this bed head. https:…

Feelin’ this bed head.

Tara called me “kind of a bro.” Now she’s on blast.

Someone’s night was better than your’s.