The folks had their 23rd Wedding anniversery last night; it doesn’t get more romantic than the first day of spring, ya’ll. They’re coming into the District this evening to hang out and have dinner and I’m really very excited, not having seen them in a few months and all. They should be here around 7:30,…
Sorry, princess, this is my house. When I came home from vacation there were beer bottles on my coffee table, my pasta had been eaten, cocktails had been made and not cleaned up… my house was worst than how I left it (which is sayin’ something, bitches). Lee broke in through the fire escape and…
When the streetlights outside hit the trees, and the shadows reflect onto one my windows, sometimes it looks like a monster waving just inches from the pane. The trees on P Street really are comforting, both in the day and at night. I don’t mind the monster waving at me– its like an old friend…
Caitlin: (15:19:15): that’s a yes, prepare the bong bitches Me, a week earlier: AGH! Lesbians on my TV!Lauren, today: Finally! Fags on your TV! Showtune for the evening:From Mame, (go download it!!): Bosom Buddies We’ll always be bosom buddies. Friends, sisters and palsWe’ll always be bosom buddiesIf life should reject you there’s me to protect…
Remember all the bangs and bruises I had a few weeks ago? They told me that perhaps I should find a new passion, a new love. Gin and I broke up last week. Gin has hurt me too badly over the course of this year, the realtionship requiring more from each of us with each…
Some 28 year old college chica just got 18 months probation for selling faux Duff beer. She was forced to reimburse the purchasers, to the tune of nearly 2k. I wonder what beer she used to fake it? I guess it doesn’t matter, aside from the 18 months, they’re makin’ the bitch see a shrink….
I couldn’t walk down 14th Street this weekend without walking into a large, scary looking leather daddy, a slave sans ballgag, or a horrified tourist. Good Times. Yeah, the Mid Atlantic Leather Conference was in town, and I actually went on the “Meet the Meat” bar crawl this past friday. I knew that I could…
Okay, so Halo isn’t at 14th and Mass, its at 14th and P. Basically, the hip new spot that just opened Friday is seeable from my window. In fact, its only three doors down from me. Weird, right? I was really expecting it to be a straight bar, but apparently its far from it: totally…
Sun-drained and deeply tanned is how I’m spending this third of july. Krista and Crystal came down the day before yesterday to visit, and we went over to Playbill for drinks and for karokee. When we arrived, there was this amazing singer doing her rendition of “The Greatest Love” by Whitney. She rocked the fucking…
No more Cosi for me. There were many straws on this camel’s back, but a shitty tipper with a good personality did me in. I called her out on it, told my boss about it. The district manager informed me that while individuality was once celebrated at Cosi, we’re now a publicly traded corporation, and…